Swinging Heaven

I’ve been to a naughty site and I want to make it clear,
It’s Swinging Heaven, you can believe that I’ll stay right here.
My landing here was innocent enough,
Just wanted to read some sexy fantasy stuff,
Though I have my degree in sexual thought,
I am checking with you to see if England is as I was taught.

What I found really opened my eyes,
Some really hot stuff by girls and even by a few guys,
Wild rides down Fantasy Lane,
Filled with lust, pleasure, and pain,
Just when you think it’s about to end,
They’ll take you back and you start again.

Tales of orgasms too many to count,
Stories of wild women all ready to mount,
Young virgins all sitting up on a hill,
Horny hot nymphs who just can’t get their fill,
Women who are masters of oral sex,
English men with tools the size of T-Rex.

Wild orgies that last through the night,
Swingers sweating and grinding their way to earthy delight,
A young woman in a tub playing with her toys,
Hoping someday soon, she’ll be with real English boys,
A young man in a theater watching a porno flick,
His eyes on the screen, his hand on his dick.

A lusty Hotwife, she roams the streets,
Looking for a hot bloke she soon hopes to meet,
Lustfully she plays with him in the hotel bed,
Skillfully she practices giving him head,
Her young lover begins to pound,
Moans and groans are heard all around.

Yes, I’ve been to Swinging Heaven, and I’ll go back,
Being in England must mean I’m on the right track,
If I ever leave it won’t be for long,
Besides, the lads all tell me how big are their schlongs.

Because perhaps here is where I belong,
So by staying, how can that be wrong?

I have found the English boys are a horny lot,

To bad, I live so far away on my sailing yacht,

For if I were to come to England to play,

Would the English lads all want me to stay?

I enjoy hearing their comments, for sure,

It helps with my sailor’s boredom, it’s a sure-fire cure.

I like writing stories, stories I do like to tell,

Does being so naughty mean, I will go straight to hell?

I think not, so all I will say,

If I come to England, I’ll come to play,

So all you English blokes better be ready,

Because when it comes, to sex, I like it long and steady.