Yesterday I had the best sex of my life and the way it happened was weird and totally unexpected. I’m 35 and yesterday I fucked my 55 year old ex mother in law and fuck was it good, but more than that it was unexpected and started as a huge row. My wife and I divorced at the end of last year, it takes two I guess but she is a bitch, always slagging me off, flirting with other guys and as for sex, shit, I was lucky to get it once a month. She is 32 and a good looking woman with a great body but her attitude was too much and in the end I walked out and the rest is history, thankfully we had no kids. My mother in law is exactly the same, a good looking woman but has a shit attitude, didn’t like me from day one and told me so all the time. She would do stuff like wear a blouse with no bra and then bollock me if she caught me sneaking a peek, then tell her daughter that I perved and the wife would give ME shit. The M in Law like her daughter has big tits and huge nipples so it was hard not to look. The divorce was ok in the end and the ex and I sort of got on in the end and although we don’t see each other I am sure we would talk ok. However, the mother in law hated me for leaving her daughter which is why yesterday was so nuts. I pass the ex in law in the street and she tells me that she wants to speak to me and then starts with the ‘my daughter is better off without you’ and ‘don’t know what she saw in you in the first place’, then ‘she has a new boyfriend so leave her alone’. But no amount of talking to her would convince her that I wasn’t in contact with her and I didn’t; care that she had a new boyfriend (she doesn’t by the way, not that its relevant’), then she tells me I’m a piece of shit and walks away. I say something stupid like ‘nice talking to you, call in for coffee one day’ to wind her up. That was in the morning, that afternoon she turns up at my door, she’s wearing a tight skirt, and short woollen coat. She walks in and tells me that she has to tell me what’s on her mind. I walk away to make coffee as she starts her rant, still going on about how it was all my fault, so I just stand there waiting for the kettle to boil and smiling which drives her nuts. Then takes her coat off, and she’s wearing a thin blouse that didn’t exactly hide anything and no bra and because it was cold out side her nipples were poking through the material. I will admit to having a look and getting a hard on. The ex In law was really pissed at me because I was smiling and starts on about how I bored her daughter and that apparently she said I was shit in bed. That pissed me off because now she was getting personal, so I fired back with ‘I doubt that because I was probable a little too big for her’. Th ex in law goes ape shit, arms all over the place and stomping around but her tits where bouncing and swinging and I thought it was hilarious and hot as fuck at the same time and I laugh. Next thing I know she storms over to me telling me how I always perved at her tits ( holding them at the same time) and ‘ if your cocks so big lets have a look, I need a good laugh’. So I undid my belt and buttons on my jeans and started to pull it out but stopped before I actually pulled my dick out and told her that if she wanted to see it she should come and get it. She walks over, out her hand into my jeans and pulls my dick out. It was semi hard but more than a handful for her. She stands there panting because she’s been stomping around and shouting staring down at my cock in her hands. Then she pushes my jeans down and I said ‘wow’ lets see these puppies if you going to see my dick and I start to unbutton her blouse expecting her to pull away and freak out, but she didn’t. I undo her blouse and her big fat tits fall out, heaving as she breaths and she stands there still looking down at my dick. So I think, ‘what the fuck’ and starts to have a feel of her tits, having a good squeeze. The next thing I know she’s tossing me off muttering ‘ you think your so special don’t you but your not’ but at the same time tossing me off. So I take my top off and kick off my jeans and I’m standing in my kitchen bollock naked, my ex in law drops to her knees and put her lips over my bell end and starts to suck me off. I reach down, pull her blouse up over her head and throw it to the floor. I hold onto her head and fuck her mouth, my cock sliding over her tongue and she gags when I shove it in so its sliding down her throat. Then it dawns on me, what if she bites my dick, why would she be sucking me off when she hates me so much. So I pull her up by her hair and ask her ‘if you hate me so much why are you sucking my dick’ and shove my tongue in her mouth which tasted a little salty from my cock. She is sucking my mouth like crazy and is back to tossing me off. I pull her skirt and knickers down and rub her smooth pussy and give her a finger fuck. She pulls back and stands there but still has by dick in her hand and calls me a bastard. By now I have had enough of this and I take her by her arm into the living room, throw her onto the sofa. All the time she’s calling me a bastard and telling me how I think I am something but I’m not. She half lays and half sits asking me why I’m suck a bastard. I tell her to either open her legs so I can shove my cock into her or fuck off. She lays down on her back, opens her legs and say’s ‘fuck me’. Before I get to guide my dick into her pussy she grabs my head and says ‘no’ then ‘eat me fist and pushes my head between her legs. I give her a good pussy sucking and she’s screaming and moaning still telling me what a bastard I am. Then I get up and shove my dick into her and fuck her hard. Her tits are bouncing and she’s begging me to go deeper and fuck her harder. She is crying out for me to do things to her that I won’t repeat here because it would sound inappropriate but for the best part of an hour she begs me to suck her tits and fuck her mouth and her pussy, I have her bent over the sofa, in her ass and back to her pussy until I am ready to cum. We were both angry, she was shouting about how I think I am something but at the same time shouting ‘your so fucking hard’ and ‘do it, do it’ . I tell her I’m going to cum on her tits but she clams her legs round my ass and demands that I cum inside her. She lets out a screech and grips her tits and arches her back, her eyes roll into the back of her head like she’s possessed and lets out a long f-u-c-k- and takes a deep breath in and I shoot my cum into her, I came so hard I nearly collapsed. Then I lay on top of her, my dick still hard and inside her, her tit in my hand. She tells me that if I ever said anything to her daughter, she would deny it and sue me for slander. Then we went to the bedroom and fucked again for another good hour, in the bed, bent over the bed and against the wall and back to the bed. This time she had her orgasm when I was doggy fucking her, the sight of her big fat sweaty tits swinging and her crying that she was cuming sent me over the edge and I was going to cum in her pussy again but I turner her round and shoved my cock in her mouth just in time to fill it with my warm cum. She spluttered but swallowed it all. We lay in bed for ages not talking until she got up, went to my shower. I followed her down to the kitchen admiring her body, her nice shaped ass, her big tits swinging either side of her, fuck I was still hard. I decided to teach her a lesson, I put my hands round her and gripped her tits holding her against the kitchen unit. I told her ‘ you enjoyed that didn’t you’ and asked her if she still thought I was a bastard, and I gave her tits and good squeeze. She said I was a fucking bastard and told me that I took advantage of her. I told her she could have said no, she told me to fuck off so I shoved my dick into her ass. She put her head on the kitchen unit top moaned, I gave her a few thrusts before she pushed me away and said she had to go. She got dressed but before she left she stormed up to me, grabbed my dick and shoved her tongue in my mouth, then she left. I bet no one has had a weirder shag than that. I don’t expect to see her again because I really do think she hates me but she’s weird as fuck. I feel sorry for her husband, he’s a nice guy but I bit of a wimp to put up with her and his daughter. I wonder if I can get my ex wife to come around for a fuck, I could do exactly the same to her as I did to her mother.