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Christmas Crackers

"Not edible crackers or even the ones you pull. Just plain old fashioned sex."

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"Although this is a story about an event that happened a number of years ago, I can remember the details like it was yesterday."

My very good friends, Don & June invited me to spend Christmas with them one year. I was on my own, following the death of my wife some eighteen months previously & their children, both in their early teens, were spending Christmas with their maternal grandparents. I did query that with Don & Jean, thinking they'd want their kids at home over the holidays but, apparently, they were quite happy to let them go.

It was a long holiday that year with Christmas day on a Saturday which meant an extra couple of days added on the following week. They said for me to go to them during the day of Christmas eve.

I duly arrived with my car loaded with goodies & presents. They both protested about the amount of stuff I'd brought but I brushed their protests aside saying it was the least I could do seeing as they'd asked me over for the celebrations. Jean also said they'd arranged a little surprise for us all on Christmas day. Interesting, I thought. As I was feeling a bit knackered I made my excuses & went to bed early that night.

I woke about 7.00am on Christmas morning & fancied a wank. Don't get me wrong, Don & Jean were very good friends & I've fucked them both a number of times over the last year or so but this particular morning I just wanted some 'me' time. I had good wank, spurting my cum right up my chest. I'd just finished scooping the last of it up with my fingers, putting them in my mouth (I love the taste of my own cum, & other men's, for that matter, as well as the taste of wet cunts) & sucked them clean, when the bedroom door opened & Jean stood there in all her glory stark naked. A sight I'd seen on numerous occasions before. "Merry Christmas, breakfast in five," she said & adding not to bother getting dressed or anything as we'd sort all that out afterwards.

I shortly got out of bed & made my way to the kitchen. Don, was sitting at the table totally nude sipping a mug of tea. Jean did have the sense to wear an apron whilst using the frying pan but other than that, she was nude. I must say I did get a good view of her cunt lips hanging down when she bent over to place things in the oven to keep warm.

The time now being just after 9.00am & having finished our breakfast's, Don announced that he & Jean were going for a shower. I asked tongue in cheek if there was any room for a little one. Jean, patting her hairy mound, retorted straight back, "I sincerely hope not, but there is room for a big one".

Needless to say we all trooped up to the shower which was really a wet room so there was plenty of space to fool around in. We all soaped each other & delighted in washing it off. Jean was standing with her back to her husband & he proceeded to insert is now erect cock in her bum hole. I, on the other hand, stood facing Jean & she managed to manoeuvre my hard cock into her cunt. We all stood there, not moving for a couple of minutes. Jean then put both hands on my bum & pulled me towards her, making sure my cock was in her cunt as far as it could possibly go. Don started to fuck her bum making her simper quite loudly. I did the same with my engorged cock which increased Jean's volume somewhat. After a short while of doing this, Don let loose a loud gutteral sound, which I'd heard many times before so I knew what was happening. I, too, was just about to cum & did so spurting quite a load of cum up Jean's cunt. In fact, given I'd had a wank earlier, I was surprised with the amount cum I put in her. With that, Don let his cock drop from his wife's bum, I did the same with my cock from her cunt. Jean turned round so back was towards us both, bent over so we could see Don's cum oozing from her bum, which, in turn met my cum doing the same from her cunt. Don immediately got down on all fours & started to lick his wife underneath. He gestured for me to follow suit & between the both of us, we managed to lick her clean of our amalgamated cum. "Fucking hell," she said, "Now I've got to shower all over again &, no, you boys are not going to help. You've done enough damage for now." With that we left her to herself & went to get dressed.

After a while, she returned to the living where a cup of coffee awaited her. She sat of their sofa opposite me, as she had done a few occasions previously, & made sure her legs were conveniently open to give me a view. I tried not to make it look as if I was staring but I could quite easily see, as she wasn't wearing any panties, her hairy cunt. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was winking at me!

I stood up, walked over to their Christmas tree & gave them their presents. Don shifted himself, went to the sideboard, opened a draw & gave me their present which was fairly obvious a cd. Jean told me I wasn't to open it until I got home.

Jean finished her coffee, arose from the sofa & went into the kitchen muttering something about the sprouts wouldn't peel themselves. Both Don & I took that to be a hint that she needed help so off we trotted into the kitchen to see what we could do to help.

A couple of minutes later it really was a hive of industry, Don peeling the potatoes, I was seeing to the sprouts & Jean was fussing about on the cooker. All of a sudden the doorbell went & Don went to answer it. Jean opened the oven door & peered in at the turkey, which judging by the colour, was on the point of being done. As she bent over, Jean's cunt came into view. I went over & was just letting my hand enjoying itself gently going up & down her bum crack, when the kitchen door was flung open & when I glanced round a middle-aged woman was standing there with Don by her side. I saw her eyes open wide & she said that someone was certainly enjoying their Christmas. I removed my hand, turned round & she was already pulling her skirt up & placed Don's hand on her own pussy. I couldn't quite see if she was pantiless or not. By then, Jean had removed the turkey from the oven & put it on the kitchen table. I said something in the region of 'good looking bird' to which the woman said 'the turkey or me?'

That certainly broke the ice, if there was any to break in the first place. We were all in fits of laughter which ended abruptly by Jean telling us all to get naked. It turned out that the woman, my 'Christmas surprise', only lived three doors from Don & Jean. It transposed she was widowed earlier that year & she & her husband used to call on Don & Jean quite regularly for foursome sessions.

As we were all naked by now, Jean donned her apron once more & started to get everything ready for cooking. Jean gave Marcia, that was the neighbour's name, another apron & shooed us men from the kitchen. Don said that he thought he & me could go to pub but given the state of our undress, he said that it would be out of the question (obviously). He disappeared into the kitchen & reappeared almost immediately with a couple of cans of beer, which after opening them gave me one. We both swallowed a couple of mouthfuls when he went down on his knees & took my cock in his mouth. Sucked on it for a while, gulped another couple of mouthfuls & continued with the task in hand, well, mouth.

After a while, the girls reappeared from the kitchen with a full glass of white wine in their hands. Jean said the lunch would be about 10 minutes, in fact, by the time they'd drank their wine, it was nearer 15. Anyway, all that aside, lunch was duly served & eaten by all with much gusto. We decided to wait a bit before delving into the Christmas pudding. Don found some brandy, poured some over the pudding & set it alight. I had custard on mine, the others had brandy sauce, I'm not a lover of it, much prefer custard. The meal now being over, we all went into the lounge to relax. We were all completely naked, I hasten to add. Jean mentioned that it was good that none of the blazing brandy dropped off the table. Don had made some coffee, which was very welcome. I think we were all that full after the repast, it wasn't long before we all dropped off.

Quite a bit of time had elapsed before we stirred. I suggested that Marcia & I did the washing up & there was certainly no arguments from Jean or Don. Marcia & I descended into the kitchen & I was soon elbows deep in the washing up bowl. Marcia was doing the drying. We left all the clean crockery on the table as we were uncertain where everything lived. I'd just thrown the bowl of water away when I heard noises coming from the lounge. I grabbed Marcia's arm, put a finger to my lips & led her on tip toes to the lounge door which was slightly ajar. We peeked in & saw Jean on the sofa, bum in the air with Don inside her like he'd never be there again. All of a sudden Jean let rip an almighty scream followed by a loud " Fucking hell". In a blink of an eyelid Marcia retorted, "Do they really, I MUST go there". Don was so shocked by Marcia's declaration, he pulled back, leaving his hard cock pointing to the ceiling. I'm a split second, he spurted a load of cum high in the air which eventually landed in the middle of Jean's back. Marcia ran over & immediately licked all Don's cum off Jean's back.

We were all rolling about the floor laughing for quite sometime. Jean managed to get to her feet, walked over to her husband where she gave his cock one almighty slap. She glanced over to his face & saw it was all forlorn. "That hurt", he said. Jean must have felt sorry for him because she went down on her knees to kiss it better. I said that Don should sit on a chair, it would be easier for Jean. I, of course, had an ulterior motive. With Don in that position & Jean getting down to attend to his cock, it meant that Jean's cunt would be very available to fuck. I wasted no time in getting behind her pushing my now hard cock right up her cunt, balls deep. Marcia, not wanting to be left out of the action, clambered up on the chair & positioned her cunt over Don's mouth. He started to lick her slit but apparently made too good a job of it as Marcia was soon cooing. A few seconds later she said, "Yes, yes yes, make me cum". Don quickened his licking & Marcia quickly responded by letting out an enormous squirt all over Jean's hair & back. Jean, in the other hand had done an equally well job on Don's cock as, when I looked up, his face had gone bright red. Jean moved her head away from his cock, his cum bubbling from her mouth. She swallowed it all down then waited for me to cum. Luckily, it was only seconds afterwards. She put a couple of fingers up her cunt, presumably to stop my juices escaping & moved onto another chair, making sure her cunt was well over edge to alleviate any staining which may occur. Marcia went down on Jean's cunt & licked all my cum out of her. "Job done", Marcia announced. Jean then said she'd have to go & have a shower as, for some odd reason, her hair felt all sticky.

None of us had realised the time, well, one doesn't when one is having fun. It was just approaching 6 o'clock. Jean emerged from having her shower & Don mentioned there was a Morecambe & Wise show starting shortly that he wanted to see. In those days, a Christmas special with Morecambe & Wise was really the entertainment highlight of the day. Jean & Marcia disappeared into the kitchen once again. After a while, they came back into the living room & Jean said that when the show had finished, supper was ready.

We all sat down to watch the show, all still naked. Marcia sat next to Don & started to gently caress his cock while Jean sat next to me doing the same with mine. It struck me that both girls knew exactly what they were doing as when they could sense the 'sap starting to rise' so to speak, they stopped until such times things had cooled. As with all good entertainment, the show ended all too quickly.

After we had eaten our supper, Jean said, "One for the road" & promptly jumped onto my cock & sat there on it so it was balls deep in her cunt. Marcia did exactly the same with Don. The girls both moved up & down fervently on our cocks until us boys came, washing the insides of their cunts with our cum. The girls got off us & changed places so we could drink the cum sliding from their cunts. Marcia then said she'd better show willing, got dressed enough to be decent & said she was going home. "Don't forget you are all coming to mine tomorrow". She sniggered as she said the word 'coming'. With that, she closed the front door after her.

Don said that he didn't think he could take another session the next day like he experienced this day. I then said, "I, for one, had had the best fucking Christmas ever". Don & Jean both smiled at my remark & Don said he was off to bed. Jean & I followed suit except Jean came into my room, which did surprise somewhat. We rolled into bed, with Jean spooning me & stuck a finger up my bum hole. Shortly & still laying in the same position, we drifted off to sleep. We must have been well & truly knackered as we stayed in that position all night, not even moving for a piss. I think it was about 5 o'clock the next morning when I sensed Jean stirring. Still in a bit of a stupor Jean took her finger from my bum hole. Jean had gone to the toilet & I could just hear her pissing above the noise of Don's snoring. Jean returned to my bed only this time she turned away from me. I did exactly the same to her as she had done to me, my finger certainly didn't take long in locating he bum hole. Jean reached behind her & managed to grasp my cock. She let out a sigh & we both went off again.

When we had all woke the next morning, we were all of the same opinion, that is we really couldn't go through another day of debauchery as we did yesterday. We got dressed, had breakfast & arrived at Marcia's at about 11 o'clock. She answered the door, still clad in her dressing gown & welcomed us in. Jean told her that we didn't think we could go through another day like we did yesterday. Marcia said she was a bit relieved as her cunt was really sore. We all settled down for the day just enjoying each others company. Of course, it being Boxing Day, we stuffed ourselves beyond belief. It was very late in the afternoon when Marcia said she could really do with a double penetration. Don looked at me & I him. Jean decided for us & said she thought we could manage just one more fuck. We all got undressed, Marcia sucking on Don's cock, Jean doing the same to me. Our cocks soon hardened & Marcia led me up to her bedroom with Don & Jean in close pursuit. We all fell onto Marcia's bed. I inserted my cock into her cunt while Don put his into her bum hole. Shortly into the fuck, I said I was getting a cramp in my leg. We disengaged from Marcia's holes. After giving my legs a rub to alleviate the cramps, I laid on my back. Marcia climbed aboard only this time my cock went into her bum hole & Don's cock disappeared up he cunt. He did all the work as his pumping action was also good for my cock. As it happened, I spurted my cum in her first quickly followed by Don & finally a shuddering orgasm from Marcia. Marcia said she felt sorry for Jean as she hadn't been in any of the action. This was soon rectified as Marcia went over to Jean & let her lick her bum & cunt clean.

We cleaned ourselves up & got dressed. The girls went to make some coffee, soon returning with it & a plate of sandwiches. We ate & drank the refreshments & took our leave from Marcia's house . On arrival at Don & Jean's, we all collapsed onto our beds only this time Jean went with her husband.

We next morning, after breakfast, I packed my thing & bade my farewells. As it happened, I never did see Marcia again. Even Don & Jean didn't know what had happened to her as she seemed to move overnight. Another neighbour from down their road told Don that she'd apparently been seen on a Caribbean island sporting another man. What truth there was in that was unknown & we never did find out the validity of that nor did any of us see her again. If it were all true, we just hoped she'd got all the fucking she rightly deserved.

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