Some of you may remember my ambition to get someone to seduce my wife and how close to success I came when a plumber was really getting on well with her but blew it when he scared her off with an over the top text. Since then, I have been searching in vain for a suitable replacement and frankly had written the whole idea off.

As a result of my conversations with the plumber during his efforts, I became increasingly interested in her myself and found that after a very long hiatus, our sex lives have taken a dramatic turn for the better and I now am able to visit her bedroom nearly every morning and have progress gradually from cuddles to full sex.

A couple of weeks ago, our neighbour came home with a different car. He is slightly older than us and is apparently quite wealthy. He collects classic cars and seems to have quite a large collection which he stores in a warehouse unit away from here. He is very generous and is always entertaining or having meals out and weekends away with his wife. She has become very frail in the last couple of years and now has difficulty in walking at all.

When I saw his drive home in the large Jag, I said to my wife that he obviously likes his cars because he’s changed a little sports coupe to a large Jag. She agrees and continued that he loves his cars and always likes an attractive woman on his arm. I jokingly said that I’d have to keep an eye on her in that case. She replied suggestively “You’d better. I could quite enjoy his social life” An idea came into my head.

A couple of mornings later, I saw my neighbour on the front and asked him if his ears were burning. He asked why so I told him what my wife and I had said. I added that he’d obviously pulled and should he ever need a spare woman, he needn’t have to look far. His eyes really lit up. In the past, he has already treated both of us to days out at race meetings or group meals, etc. He asked “Wouldn’t you mind?” and I obviously replied that I didn’t and that she can do what she wants but he would have to ask her himself. With Xmas now upon us, I don’t think there will be an instant update but have a feeling that he will ask her to escort him somewhere soon.