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Hits and misses of the 1980s

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Author's Notes

"I can assure you these stories are true. Some of the conversations have been changed as memories change, and to help the narrative."

For me and Penny the 1980s were our time for experimenting. There was just so much to choose from and it seemed almost everyone was doing the same thing.

From our previous stories you would be right to think that we had the most ideal sex life when in reality we probably had more disasters than winners. We met some very odd people, we met some absolutely lovely people and we met some down right horrors as well.
If you are thinking about but haven't yet ventured into the world of swinging and swapping then perhaps these little shorts will help you make up your mind.

Mr and Mrs Bunny.

We met Darren and Hazel via our usual contact magazine and had our usual "get to know us" meeting at a pub not far from where they lived. They seemed very nice and by all accounts no strangers to the swinging scene and had been in for almost 5 years.

They didn't quite match there pictures but it wasn't that unusual. We all gain and loose a bit of weight or have different hair over time, and you did have to pay to  change your profile in those days too. Hazel was, shall we say, well covered and Darren had acquired a YMCA moustache, which I thought looked ridiculous but Penny quite liked.

Anyway, we decided to give them a try and we duly travelled to them two weeks later. Like us, they had their parents looking after the kids so there was no interruptions. Things got underway and Hazel was certainly up for it and had my cock in her mouth pretty sharpish and Penny had Darrens face in her pussy.

Things were going well and my first fuck with Hazel was a good one and I liked the way her large tits wobbled like jellys. Penny had sat herself on Darren's cock but he was a bit quick off the mark and she had missed out on an orgasm.

We had a few more drinks and H and D were whispering about something. Darren got up and said he had a surprise for us, and the two of them disappeared upstairs. I was just about to get on top of Pen when the two of them returned. Penny shrieked like she had just been stung by a wasp and I turned to see H and D dressed in furry rabbit suits. Floppy ears and tails, the whole thing, and Hazel sporting a strap on that was a good eleven inches long.

Penny just collapsed in laughter and all I could manage was, "What the fuck are you doing"
"Don't worry", said Darren, "we only want you to watch, err, I mean you can join in if you want but this is like our fantasy, if you know what I mean.
I said, "What the fuck are you going to do? I'm not having that thing near me" pointing to the black strap on.
"Oh no", said Darren "that's for me. Hazel wants to fuck me with it"
"Oh please stay and watch us",  added Hazel, "we want to be looked at while we do it. You can join in, I mean, l'd like to suck your cock while I fuck Daz, and Penny, you could rub his cock for him. Please say you will, we really want you too".
I was speechless (unusual for me) and I looked at Pen who had her hands over her face to stiffel her laughter but was given away by her shoulders jumping up and down and her tits jiggling. I thought to myself how do I get us out of here, we were both naked so running away was not an option. In the end all I could say was "Ok, sure, go for it. We'll watch"

There then followed the most bizarre scene we have ever witnessed. They hopped over to the larger of the two sofas and after  some kissing and what looked like sniffing each other, Mr Bunny positioned himself and popped his cock out the Rabbit suit that was split across the crotch. Mrs Bunny spread the strap on, and Mr Bunnies arse with lube and got in behind him. Ready? She asked, to which Mr  Bunny replied with a squeak, and she slowly pushed the black strap on into Darren's arse. I was mesmerized and so was Pen. We were actually watching two Rabbits fuck on a sofa.

They were clearly enjoying themselves but despite the invitations we declined to join in. I whispered to Penny to get her clothes and quietly go to the bathroom and dress then wait for me in the hall. She slipped away and by way of a distraction I went and stood next to Mrs Bunny so she could play with my cock. I unzipped the front of her suit and played with her large tits. They were totally engrossed in their fantasy and making all sorts of noise.

I took my jeans and shirt and slipped out to the hall. I tugged on my jeans and shoes and we slipped out the front door and got in the car and left. A mile down the road we finished dressing and drove home. We didn't actually say much on the way. I think we were traumatised.

Life long friends.

We first met Carol and Bill at a swapping party. We hit it off straight away. They were our age (40) and we're pretty much the same as us. Bill worked in the oil industry and Carol was a PE teacher. Our first meeting was really good fun and we all fucked ourselves silly. Carol had a fabulous body and was very flexible, she could get her knees up to her ears and it didn't matter how hard and deep I fucked her she loved it. She lubed like it was going out of fashion and could squirt with some force.

Bill was fit with a firm body and a nice cut cock that Penny loved, he was also able to fill her up with cum practically every 30 minutes. A few months later we met again at another party and didn't bother with anyone else. We immediately got together. This time we actually only had a short session as when we relaxed after our first orgasms we started chatting and we didn't stop till the small hours and almost everyone had gone home. We decided that we would meet up again but just us four.

Once again Premier Inn and their unfeasibly large beds would take the strain. Carol was a lovely fuck and could get herself in positions I never thought possible. Penny tried one of them and nearly put her back out. Penny liked Bill and he made her cum with ease as the two girls laid side by side and Penny could clearly see me penetrate Carol.

We swapped back and forth for most of the night until we were exhausted. I don't think I could get another cum out for two days after, and Penny was sore for a  few days too. It was wonderful. We saw them on a regular basis either at our house or the hotel and it was always wonderful. We even managed to get them away to our nudist camp site in France and share a tent with us for a week.

We were fuck buddies for over 15 years until we stopped. Bill passed away in 2018 but we still see Carol to this day.
Life long friends from a random meeting at a swingers party.

The big mistake.

We quite often enjoyed an MMF session as they were very easy to set up and easy to control. Dave (not real name) was one that seemed to fit the bill for Penny.

He was tall, fit, polite, and generous. He came from north London and when we met him he was very well dressed and treated Penny like a Queen. He insisted on paying for our drinks and snacks. We should of caught on to the fact that he wasn't keen to tell us where he lived. Although that wasn't unusual and we very often kept our home address private till we knew people better, Dave though was very cagey. Penny was happy though and we agreed to meet at a hotel on the A1 halfway between us. So far so good.

When we arrived on the first date, Dave was already checked in and waiting and he had also booked the room and had the bill in his name. I wasn't too happy about that and told him, no ifs or buts, and handed over my share of the room.

We had bought a few bottles of wine each and we opened one and sat on the bed drinking and chatting. Suddenly Dave got up and started taking his clothes off and said "Right then, are we gonna shag this slut or what. Let's have a look at this pussy."

We were a bit taken a back at first but thought, a bit of role play was fine, and Penny liked a bit of slutty dirty talk too. "You can wait your turn" she replied "Let's see how good you are at getting my cunt wet first."
I laid on the bed naked and Penny was just down to he kickers and stockings when Dave grabbed her by the arm and pushed her roughly down on the bed. Penny giggled nervously and said "Hey easy Tiger we have plenty of time", but Dave ignored her and proceeded to rip her knickers off. He practically picked her up and put her on her hands and knees and got behind her.

I said "Hold on Dave take it easy. We've got all night and Pen can look after both of us easily. There's no rush, slow down." He still didn't take much notice and started to finger Penny's pussy. I looked at Penny and said "alright love?" and she nodded but I could see she looked nervous.

Dave finished with his fingers and unceremoniously spat on his cock and tried to push it up Penny's arse.  "Oh no, I don't do anal, I don't like it." To which Dave shouted "Oh yes you fucking do, you whore!" and gave have her a massive slap across her bum that made her scream. That was enough for me and with a great shove I pushed him right off the bed. He landed between the bed and the wall, but before he could get up I landed with my knees on his chest and pinned him down.

Penny jumped up and ran sobbing into the bathroom. Every time he tried to move I increased the pressure on his chest. It must have hurt but I was worried I might break a rib, and I didn't want to do that if I could help it. He calmed down and I told him that I would let him up if he got his gear and left immediately. I hopped to God that he would, he was bigger than me so I had to make it sound good. I made a few more threats and let him get up. He tried to apologise and said he got carried away but I was having non of it. He put his trousers on and his shoes and his shirt round his shoulders and made for the door.

As he went out he turned and said "She's only a fucking slag anyway. I've had better". I leapt at the door but he shot out and closed it behind him fortunately.

After a minute Penny came out the bathroom and I gave her a cuddle and she had a good cry. Dave hadn't picked up the money so we had an expenses paid night at the hotel, we raided the mini bar and had a huge breakfast and charged it all to the room.
In 30 plus years of this lifestyle it's the only time this happend. Penny got over it and normal service was resumed, but it was a lesson learned.

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