Like I have said I couldn't make it up but the following events actually took place and I couldn't believe how calm I was. Thinking about it is better than any blue pill - it's pure sex and I feel extremely fortunate to have had this experience- so here goes. I have always been a 12 hour man: That is 12 hours and I am as horny as 10 men. My poor wife has had a lot to put up with as I am a giver. OK women like a giver but I'm never satisfied until she screams the bloody house down in the throws of an enormous orgasm. It's tiring for the girl because I only start intercourse until she has reached this peak and I know when she's had enough when she start battering me - which is my signal to let go and cum for her. This is our relationship and these screams are heard from our house on a very regular basis. She sometimes worries what the nieghbours think but I see it as a badge of honour if they hear us - thinking that the old bastard still has it lol. I am no spring chicken so I like to think my sexuality is a measure of my manhood - oral sex I the key to a ladies pleasure so I have read a great deal from women for womens stories / research and my 4play is based on this - this is my pleasure ! A lady cums first in my book - and second...lol until they are drained and ready for a good quality nap. So one sunny day I was DIY'ing - as is my practice and working in the front garden. Yes - the young lady next door came out chatting pretty normally but strangely in a beige mack - very stylish as she normally is as she lived next door with a well to do young man so there was some good money going to that house - so style was also quality. They were both good looking humans and looks / age were well above our pay grade - as far as sex is concerned so a friendly chat was just that - a friendly chat. Beautiful day - beautiful young lady - all was good in the world. She nervously ascertained where my Mrs was and I thought she appeared a little disappointed that she was indoors preparing lunch. That said - we chatted on until she asked about my experience with lights. Well I'm not a sparki but basic electric stuff I'm fine with. Bottom line she asked If I could look at a faulty light. Your dirty minds are working slower than mine was trust me - I had mentally stripped her well before we entered her house but I away say you don't shit on your own door step. My age also prompted danger signs as yes yes yes could soon be NO and you're in a her word against mine situation - as due to her looks - my age - any copper that would be thinking "well I would" - I would be dead meat. I trusted her though ! We had been friendly for ages so trust took over and this was just a DIY helping a neighbour gig. So - with all that mentally processed / analyzed and conclusion made I entered the lounge. She had said on the way in the house that the problem was upstairs so we had to go through the lounge. The heart started pumping a bit when the rather large screen had a porno film frozen on it to which I had to comment - I just had to. "Eye - eye - have you been watch saucy films" I But she answered straight back .... "Yes - but only thinking about the noises I've heard coming from your beroom" Soon to be followed by... "I want you to do to me what you do for Mrs name" Phew - yep a bit of a hard on and brain in a swirl. Lost it a bit I have to admit. Then....she loosens her belt and opened her coat to show the full kit....ffs ! I came around and thought fast.. "OK" said I - "Come round as ask Mrs Name" She said "WHAT" ? The boot was on the other foot then - she was gobsmacked. I told her that we had "played" and my Mr9s as also well past the Bi "curious" stage. "Oh my goodness" was her only response! I held my hand out and we walked around to ours without locking her door and without her speaking. When we got to our kitchen my wife welcomed her and wondered what this visit was all about. I simply said that this young lady has been listening to our sex tapes..lol I turned to the young lady and opened her coat for my Mrs to see and an appreciative smile covered her face. "She wants me to make her scream like I do you" LOVELY was my Mrs's response - but I want her first. This young lady thought she would shock the old guy BOY WAS SHE WRONG. NUFF said we had a great afternoon and they both came like trains before I allowed myself the pleasure of an orgasm - worth waiting for - IT WAS A GOOD UN. PS: I still use "came like trains" but is this outdated nowadays.....more accurate with today's trains would be delayed /cancelled / leaves on the line...lol bring back steam !