When We first got married, we had a load of jobs to do in the house, rewiring, plumbing, altering layout etc.

I’d done most of the physical wall moving and moving studwork to allow me to run pipes and cable where I needed to.

So picture the scene , plaster off in most of the hallway and landing, two doors off and replaced by hanging a blanket up (remind me to tell you about that another time, because those two rooms aren’t relevant to this story)

The doorway to what was the toilet had been replaced by a stud wall make a shower area within the bathroom. This was only plaster boarded on the inside as it was where we were going to run cables to the loft space.

Saturday morning, my dad an electrician by trade is round at ours to help/ advise on wiring.

I am under the floor, under the stairs, feeding cables up for my Dad to pull through and feed up into the loft. A bit of a chore because we couldn’t really hear each other so I spent quite a lot if time just lying under the floor waiting for further instructions.

While I was there this is what happened;

My wife 23 decided to have a bath, ran it and lay there while we carried on. She’s proper naughty and knowing my Dad was around had skipped past him on the landing in knickers and a short vest top. Stripped off and got into the bath, also fully aware of the small gaps in the studwork and plater board that gave a full view of the bathroom if you were positioned to peep in.

She later told me she was getting horny imagining him peeping at her and he kept going quiet for long spells between normal work type noises.

So assuming he was peeping in got really horny,turned sideways in the bath, legs almost in the splits with feet over the side of the bath, and proceeded to frig herself silly for about 20 minutes.

Now I’ve no idea if my Dad actually saw anything, but he definitely did go quite for spells where he just never answered my shouts from under the floor, I presumed he just couldn’t hear me but it did seem strange with hindsight ( it’s not a big house)

And if I’d have been in a situation like that I know for a fact I would have found a viewing spot.

Another question I would love to know the answer to.

Sorry if a bit tame or disjointed