This happened a month ago and ive delayed posting as i wrongky assumed more was on the cards. Whilst I mostly fit bathrooms, I'm quite happy doing the handyman stuff. I work for quite a few customers with multiple homes, some are rented out, some are used as air bnb's whilst others just have homes that sit there empty.

Thanks to modern communications I rarely see some customers face to face: they just send what needs doing. For the past couple of years I've been using the trello app. It's basically a way of making a list then sharing it with others. So my customer will update a list, adding things like, paint hallway, replace outside light, etc.

One of my customers, Marie, is a bit of a ball breaker but likes a drink. She's so bloody frosty however I've noticed she spends most Friday afternoons drinking and my interactions with her at the end of a week are fairly flirty. Polar opposite to all other times where its strictly business

Marie is a four times divorcee and statuesque. Around 5ft10, meaty tits and I'd guess a size 12ish. Always in business like attire even though she doesn't really work. Everything is a tad tight on her

I've looked after her four properties for a few years and four Fridays ago was the first time I'd met her face to face for a cpl years. I'd changed a garage lock so dropped the spare keys off to her. It was around 7pm and she'd clearly had a skin full. She was very chatty and flirty, inviting me in for a drink. It was clear a lot more was on offer but she was too far gone to realistically consent to much so I politely declined.

That evening I spotted she'd amended the trello list, adding "fill me with cum." I let it go but took a screenshot. By Saturday she'd removed the wording, replacing it with some tedious non urgent jobs.

On the Sunday morning she called a bit pissed off that the key I'd given her didn't work. It really didn't matter because that garage is empty but she was quite pushy as usual. A 45 minute drive was a pain but had to be done. The key just needed a wriggle and I was a bit pissed off. "Marie I'm going to have to invoice you for this." She wasn't happy and made it clear. Her protests fell on deaf ears then she pleaded poverty. Apart from the Friday I'd never seen her anything less than dominant so I pushed my luck. "Tell you what, how about i take you up on your offer and we call it quits?" Puzzled she asked, "what offer?"

I pulled up the screenshot and showed her, immediately regretting doing so as she looked horrified and was instantly tearful. I passed it off as a joke even giving her a hug to console her. Genuinely I felt awful. In no time she regained her normal frosty manner, pulling away, composing herself. "OK, do it."

"Do what?" I asked her.

"Right here and now, fuck me." I moved in to kiss her, "look I'm not here for romance, just get on with it." She stood defiantly, hands on hips. Next I closed the garage door and switched on the light . Marie switched it off, leaving very little light in there but enoigh so as I could make out her hitching her skirt up.

My trousers were soon off and I bent down to kiss her arse. She stayed silent. I gently placed one hand on her back and eased her over. Again silence. I tapped the inside of her calf and she opened her legs giving my tongue better access to her stubbly cunt (clearly not expecting this today). As I lapped away I pressed my thumb against her arse to be met with a curt "not there"

Instead I slipped three fingers in her, met by a gasp, the first sign that she was enjoying this.

By now I was rock hard and given this was just gonna be a shag, wasted no more time. I stood up, and just slipped into her. I was 0-60 quicker than a bugatti veyron and pounded away, loving the feeling of her meaty arse. Some gasps after each slap and as I came she let out a wimper and gushed on the floor. It was her who switched the light on and with zero emotion suggested I get dressed.

We left together, again no emotion and her parting words were "average. Try to do better next time." No glint in her eye. No cheeky smile but the next time hasn't happened yet and somehow I doubt it ever will.

On Monday I added "next time?" to the trello list but she just deleted it!!