The queue came round the corner of the car park and surprised Bazza*. It was quite a fast moving line, so it was easy for it to come out of nowhere and surprise an innocent lad like Bazza. He licked his lips as he noticed that the line was fall of eager horny men and his mind leapt to fantasies of the naughty fun that would await inside at the end of the line. Bazza thought long and hard for half a second, his cock got harder and his mind was made up. Waiting impatiently for his turn, Bazza could barely control himself but managed to keep his pants on until the others in line took there's down. He approached the booth with trepidation, he was innocent after all and this was his big** moment. A pair of eyes looked up at Bazza and his heart leapt, was this what love felt like, was she the one. He felt a warm moistness around his nether regions and then quickly it was cold, like a weight had been lifted. Looking down Bazza saw his meat and two veg uncovered by his wild bush for the first time and watched his rod reach new heights at the sight of it.

"MMmmm, looking good now we can see what's there"

He was led to the side by a firm hand and into the club.

"an excellent night is a pube free teeth night"

And with a good luck slap on his arse cheeks, Bazza was set free into the club.

*All names have been changed to protect the hairy parts

**Bazza thought it was big anyway