There are some questions that men (especially single men) ask you all the time. Here's just a few: Whats the most men you’ve fucked in one go? What’s the wildest, dirtiest, or naughtiest thing you’ve done? Do you swallow, do you anal, DP and so on. So I thought I’d address one of the most common questions that I get asked, whats the naughtiest thing you’ve done? I like to think I was pretty naughty even before we started swinging. However looking back I guess I was pretty tame. Every women likes to think they are good in bed. But I’d never had a one night stand and I’d only ever been with 2 men. However I liked sucking Dave’s cock and I liked him licking and fucking me. I was happy to swallow his spunk but he’d never given me a facial or anything. That was pretty much our sex life in a nutshell. Yet within a few months of our first swap though we were a lot more experimental. I remember over the course of one bank holiday weekend. He fucked my pussy with a cucumber, then later a bottle and finally an ice lolly that he sucked straight from my pussy. He fucked me anally on cam, and I dressed him as a woman (with full make up) and had one of my toys up his arse. Again all on cam. As was him wanking over me and giving me a huge facial. On top of that we fucked another half a dozen times over the weekend. Both on and off cam. The bed was such a mess! But is it really that naughty when you do it with your husband? So I suppose your wondering what’s the naughtiest thing I’ve done with another man is and is there anything that Dave doesn’t know about? Well, I’ve probably let more men bareback me than Dave is fully aware of. Sometimes your at a party or a club and a man is really hot. Or your really in the mood and there’s no condom around. Add to that I like being fucked bareback. So I have tuned a blind eye probably a few more times than Dave knows (although he’ll be reading this, so I’m sure to be spanked silly later). I’ve definitely swallowed a lot more cum than he knows about (I bet your wife has too, if she’s honest). I just don’t always tell him when a man cum’s in my mouth. Sometimes I just really want it. Sometimes I don’t tell him because he’d get annoyed by a man cumming in my mouth without asking and its just easier to swallow a load than cause a scene. Before now I’ve swallowed a strangers spunk, just to avoid getting a stain on my dress. Besides I like swallowing semen. When it comes to being really naughty though its always my friend Sue that leads me astray. Now Dave does know about this but he didn’t when it happened and at the time he was pretty cross. I suppose I may have been a bit of a bad girl. But you decide. It started when I met Sue for lunch. Seriously, nothing naughty just lunch with a friend. We were having fun and so we decided to go for a couple of afternoon drinks and I will admit we got a bit tipsy and a little giddy. That was when Sue said, “You know the clubs open in the afternoon? We should go for a look. Just a look to see what its like on a Thursday afternoon.” I agreed, after all we were only going for a look. We grabbed a taxi and as single ladies we were allowed in free. We knew Brenda behind the bar and she poured us another glass of wine. We stood and gossiped with her as the club was pretty empty. However it was a dress down club and so Sue and I had both had to strip off and wrap ourselves in towels. Looking back I suppose we could have kept our underwear on, but under the towels we were both naked. After chatting with Brenda for a bit we headed into the club proper. It’s not the flashest club. In fact truthfully its a but seedy but I’ve always liked it as it gets lots of men who don’t mess around. It’s an older crowd and they just seem to know the ropes. Not today though, It felt like we had the place to ourselves. So we decided to have a game of pool and as we played an older man came in and sat and watched us. Playing pool in a towel is hard and sure enough my struggle to keep it on met with defeat and it fell off. Leaving me totally naked in front of this stranger. I though “Fuck it!” and left it off, deciding to stay naked. After all I do like to be looked at and the stranger couldn’t keep his eyes off me. I beat Sue and the stranger offered me a game. “Only if you’re naked too.” I responded. Grinning he took off his towel and was actually pretty well endowed. He was far better than me at pool. Even with Sue trying to put him off by tickling his balls when he was making a shot and he easily won. All through the game he was blatantly looking at my tits, bum and shaven pussy. When we finished the game and he suggested the 3 of us find a room. I knew I shouldn’t but I joined them anyway. I’d never seen the club so empty and we found a room and locked ourselves away. The three of us chatted for a while, all naked on the large play bed and the stranger told us he was called, Stan. He was in his late 50’s, slim with close cropped gray hair. I suppose I should have felt guilty being naked in a swingers club, just inches from a naked man while my husband was at work, but I didn’t. After a while I realised that Stan was stroking my thigh as he spoke. It felt good and I didn’t stop him. I noticed that as his hand went further up my thigh, his cock was getting stiffer. I could have stopped things there, however when Sue noticed that his cock was growing and mentioned it. Stan just suggested she might want to suck it and get it properly hard. With a wink at me she did just that laying between his legs she took his penis in her mouth. He was soon good and hard in her mouth and as she sucked his knob he lent over and kissed me, taking one of my breasts in his hand. He kneaded my tit and rubbed my nipple with his thumb. I soon found I was kissing him back and my hands were cupping his heavy, shaven balls. Sue looked up grinning and suggested I might like to share Stan’s cock with her. Now it was big and very stiff by this point and it looked good. Sucking it just seemed like a good idea. So Sue and I lay side by side feeding Stan’s cock to each other and kissing one another in between sucking on his dick. I was enjoying kissing Sue as much as I was enjoying licking Stan’s shaft and when I felt her hand move from my bum to between my legs I opened them so that she could finger my damp, pussy. She gently fingered my hole as we took turns with Stan, licking his balls as much as sucking the stiff shaft. Now I don’t know what made me do it. I’d never done it before and I’ve never done it since. Maybe it was the booze or maybe just the situation. However I whispered to Sue to get on her back and I slid down her body, parted her thighs and lapped at her pussy. All while Stan continued to fed her his cock. I wanted Sue’s cunt more than anything at that moment and I nuzzled it and lapped at her clit as I fingered her tight wet hole. I was totally lost for the moment in lust for my friend. When I took a breath and glanced up, Stan was squatting over Sue and she was licking his arsehole. This was turning into a very pervy lunch date. I lapped at Sues firm clit and began to finger fuck her pretty roughly. Her moans told me she was enjoying it and then out of nowhere I felt her warm juices flood from her and cover my face. She is still the only woman to have ever cum over my face. In fact she’s the only woman I’ve ever made cum. Stan moved back and suggested I get on top of Sue. It sounded like fun, so i scrambled up her, lay on top of her soft body and we kissed like lovers. Feeling hot and grasping for each others tits. Stan got behind us and I instantly knew what he wanted. He wanted access to both our slits. If I let him fuck me was I being unfaithful? Well any more unfaithful than I had already been? The thought went through my mind as Stan’s big dick entered my cunt. Then everything went out of my mind except for Sue’s soft lips and Stan’s hard cock. He fucked me for perhaps a minute or so then he entered Sue and fucked her. He alternated like this for an age, fucking us both, using both our cunts for his pleasure. He hadn’t bothered wearing a condom and was bareback inside us both. I had to admit, no one had ever fucked me like this, but I liked it. He never fucked either of us very hard, or fast. He’d have cum too quickly if he had, I think he was enjoying the different sensation each of our pussies was giving him as he thrust gently but deeply into each of us. I suppose I should have asked who’s was tightest or wettest, but I didn’t. Finally he stood over us and warned us he was about to cum. We lay side by side looking up at him and cuddling as he gave a few tugs on his big penis. Then he ejaculated over the pair of us as we giggled like naughty school girls. Some of his jizz hit my face, some landed on my tits. Sue also got spattered across her pretty face and firm tits. Laughing we rubbed the strangers semen into each others skin with Stan telling is what a pair of properly dirty girls we were. “Make us clean then.” Giggled Sue. He looked confused for a moment and then she reached up and flicked his cock. “Clean us up with that.” She said with a wicked grin to me. What she wanted suddenly clicked in Stan’s brain and a few seconds later as Sue and I kissed and groped one another, Stan pee’d over us. As his piss splashed against our naked skin he laughed and told us what a pair of dirty bitches he thought we were. It was hard to disagree. Being pee’d on has always been one of Sue’s fetishes. This was the first time it had happened to me and I suppose from then on it became one of mine too. I admitted what I’d done to Dave later that same night. It took him a long time to forgive me and to forgive Sue. Eventually he did though and Sue and I shared him in similar circumstances not to long after that. Just in case your interested our punishment was that I had to watch while he had anal sex with Sue then lick his cock clean (yuk!). Some of you may think this adventure was a bit tame, after all I only played with one man (and Sue). But that's not the real point. It doesn’t matter that I licked another woman's pussy for the first (and only) time, or that I sucked Stan’s cock, or that I let him fuck me. Or even that he covered me in his sperm and pee. What matters is I did it without telling Dave. That's what makes it so naughty. So while I may have been gangbanged, DP’d, had bukkake’s and taken part in lots more depravity. When I’m asked what the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done is, I always say the same thing. I had lunch with Sue.