This is a short story more about the mistakes and pitfalls of online sex dating

were back in south wales again im working nights at port Talbot steelworks and staying in the

Ambassador Hotel Neath ive stayed in all those hotels on that row over the years there all pretty

rough im sure you all know

so because the welsh are genuinely such nice warm friendly people its super easy to get hooked up

in s wales

so i get chatting to a nice BBW Fiona

(yes she was ginger like Shrek but don't even go there we haven't met her yet )

but who i later found out had a flat only about 200yard away

so like so many online daters she had no profile pics

(i don't know why people do this enlighten me )

but we exchanged some sexy fun mail and we arranged a meet

for the next day

she was happy to come to the hotel to meet me as i was working nights

i said 2pm would be about perfect for me she agreed and i gave her the room

number she was happy to come up to it and knock on the door

so off i toddled to work n back then after a shower hopped into bed for

a nice sleep

i was awoken with a loud knock on the room door i looked at my watch it was 1.55pm

so i jumped out of bed slipped my undies on and answered the door

come in i said to the woman its nice to finally meet you make yourself comfortable

you can get undressed the beds still lovely n warm

and in she came and i closed the door

as i turned around i was met by a woman looking very confused

and i could tell instantly this woman wasn't the Fiona i was expecting

but before i could open my mouth there was another loud knock on

the door

i opened the door and low and behold there was this beautiful

bbw with ginger hair stood there she smiled then she saw the other woman in the room

her smile dropped and she said whats going on ?

and again before i got chance to speak the first woman said he got the wrong woman

in her east European accent they both looked at each other and burst out laughing

i am chamber maid room service said the first one as she hurriedly left the room

so i had just propositioned the maid that's a big foobar i thought but anyway

it all turned out well Fiona was all i could ask for we spent most of the few weeks

i was left in wales for either fucking in my room

or fucking in her flat on the floor in front of the TV

the maid never said anything about it well not that i knew of maybe they see a lot

of things like that who knows it was certainly my first big foobar

so guys trust me do beware of those profiles with no pics

they can get you into big trouble