Crempies Stories

I thought I had heard everything and done just about every deal that I could with my small business, but this guy was way out there. He had just asked me to price up some work for him. The materials came to £13,000 and the labour to about £4,000. He looked pretty well heeled and I thought he could pay, when he started to ask questions like how much for cash and can you come down on that a bit. I gave him what I thought wa...

Prior to this horrible virus, I had a stressful year so I decided to go off fishing. My wife seemed happy to pack me off for a week or so. I know a good spot on the coast where I can get away with parking up in a quiet carpark just off the beach and rocks. Here I could fish from the sea wall. On my second evening I had just caught a small Conger eel. I had just unhooked it when a group of girls on their way into town, pro...

I was between Uni and getting a job, so when a few weeks work at a holiday camp came around I jumped at the chance. My tasks were as a handy man and as a gofer. You got it go for this and go for that. The nest bit was that there were lots of young women working for the owners, plus some sexy customers. I had plenty of pussy mainly with the cleaning girls and a few of the bar staff. Then we were in pour last week and there...

During the summer before the virus, I had dropped around to my uncle Tony's and collected hid DVD player to look at it as he said a DVD was stuck in there and the player wouldn't spit it out. On removal of the lid I could see a hair grip wedged into the mechanism. Needless to say that as soon as I removed the offending article the tray moved in and out freely. I thought I must tell aunt Brenda to be more careful with her...

I wrote and told you about Tish's first glory hole and that she was keen to progress further. Well it happened a few weeks later when I heard a couple of lads at work talking about a dogging site. Well I had never heard of a dogging site, so guess my surprise when I googled dogging sites. After discovering what it was I couldn't wait to tell Tish when I got home. At first she didn't believe me, so I showed her on google....