I just thought I'd help a few newbies out with chatroom terminology:
"Hi" = I'm a single male
"Mind if I whisper" = I'm going to anyway
"You look fabulous" = You look OK, but the rest are worse, I'm no Brad Pitt, so you'll do.
"You have wonderful eyes" = They are nipple pink and protruding
"I'm shy" = I'm not
"How are you?" = I really don't care, but I need to work my way in
"welcome back" = shame you're back, I'd just started moving on to my next conquest
"brb" = I'm just going to do a mailshot of whispers in the chatroom, see who is 'up for it'
"Where are you?" = if it's within 12,000 miles of me, I'll say I'm close
"You're a really nice couple" = your wife is hot
"I love that outfit" = I hate it, it's blocking my view of your tits
"Aren't you hot in that top?" = take it off
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"Dinner Beckons" = I need to get out of this conversation now
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"Can you see me on cam?" = I'm hard, and not sure how much longer I can hold it for
"Male,24, Available for meets, whisper me" = A genuine optimist
"Sorry about that" = I can't believe you named and shamed me for whispering without permission
"I've been so busy" = I've had no luck, but might as well make it look like I might have had some.
"Any nice ladies?" = So I can figure who you are, and focus my attention on the dirty tarts instead
"lol" = I'd better type this, or it will look like I'm not paying attention to you
"lmao" = It was slightly better than what you said when I 'lol'ed, but still wasn't actually that funny
"pmsl" = I'm over egging the funny custard now, meaning it wasn't even REMOTELY funny, but you look good in lingerie, and I need to keep this banter going.
"Where is hubby?" = Hope he's not here, cos I want to get mucky with you
"Hi hubby" = bloody hell
"I've made loads of good friends here" = None of them fancied me
"Are you busy?" = I was expecting more attention from you in the first place, having to ask this question should show you my level of desperation (oops) dedication!
"We go back long way" = I've been bugging her for years and she's still not having any
"Is my cam working?" = Have a look, my cock is out
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Sex God
"Aren't you hot in that top?" - take it off NOW!!!!!!
LOLOL
Although I'd argue with the "Hi" thing - it's a start at least.
Better than "Luton, M, 24 free now".
LOLOL
Although I'd argue with the "Hi" thing - it's a start at least.
Better than "Luton, M, 24 free now". Quote by splendid_
ltns (long time no see) - I have been chasing you all over this darn site for months when will you fuck me?
Ha
We can never be!
I am asexual and have no interest in either gender.
I have no faith in pleasure, and haven't had for a long long time. Beyond redemption I should think.
You're not short of candidates.
Sex God
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Anal u kill me, u really do.
Anal u kill me, u really do.
Sexpert
i am sat here in a fit of giggles.....
sooooo funny :mrgreen:
sooooo funny :mrgreen:
