Do you suffer from an overwhelming need to log in to the chatroom at every possible moment? Do you find yourself wondering how it went from 6pm to 2am without taking your eyes off the screen? Do you hold your pee so you don't miss any chat (or worse, take your laptop with you to the loo?) Are you starting to think in chatroom acronyms in every day life??
Then you need SHAG! The SH Addicts (Anonymous*) Group**!
Hello, my name's LB1 and I'm a chatroom addict...
;-)
* It's not exactly "anonymous"
** There isn't really a group, but I need one!! Perhaps I'll set up a room in chat for it...
Lilith xx
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Inanna
Do you hold your pee so you don't miss any chat (or worse, take your laptop with you to the loo?)
Is it OK to admit that?!
:lol2:My name is pebble and I am actively managing my chatroom addiction!
Nah, its only an addiction if you take it up to the roof to get a signal during a gale-force wind. All the rest is just the convience of modern livin', multitasking and other good stuff. Will definitely agree about the s.h.a.g part though (Special Health Actions Group). Joining a s.h.a.g has all kinds of benefits, like higher self-esteem, reduced blood-pressure, weight loss etcetc. In fact its like a miracle drug. I'm supprised nobody's patented it yet.
Sex God
I can't say I've ever felt any compulsion to log in to chat, nor worrying about missing some of it on the frequent occasions that I am logged in....however, I find the chatroom to be a useful tool in that when I'm there I'm neither having sex nor contemplating having sex, thereby managing my true addiction.
Sex God
Quote by Paddy
Guilty.....
I use my
i bet toots is still scratching her head wondering what this(^) is
Warming the Bed
I used to but the novelty is starting to wear off now being on 24-7 
Orgasminator
Thank god im not the only one
Orgasminator
4 years ago I came off SwingingHeavenChat without any support,I ignored the advice given to me and went cold turkey, It was initially a struggle, I mean everywhere you go there seems to be a keyboard calling you to pick up and use again.I would be lying if I said I have been compleley abstenant during my so called recovery,I managed to stay away from my chat of choice namely SHC but did succumb to some other lower grade chatrooms Im afraid to say.
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
Orgasminator
Quote by Mark_July
4 years ago I came off SwingingHeavenChat without any support,I ignored the advice given to me and went cold turkey, It was initially a struggle, I mean everywhere you go there seems to be a keyboard calling you to pick up and use again.I would be lying if I said I have been compleley abstenant during my so called recovery,I managed to stay away from my chat of choice namely SHC but did succumb to some other lower grade chatrooms Im afraid to say.
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
Loved the post. Welcome back hun xx
Quote by Mark_July
4 years ago I came off SwingingHeavenChat without any support,I ignored the advice given to me and went cold turkey, It was initially a struggle, I mean everywhere you go there seems to be a keyboard calling you to pick up and use again.I would be lying if I said I have been compleley abstenant during my so called recovery,I managed to stay away from my chat of choice namely SHC but did succumb to some other lower grade chatrooms Im afraid to say.
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
Mark just do everything while on cam, eat, sleep, shower, shave, housework.
You will have the ladies offering to come and give you a hand.
You never know you might even get Liam to offer a hand too.
Orgasminator
Quote by Theladyisaminx
4 years ago I came off SwingingHeavenChat without any support,I ignored the advice given to me and went cold turkey, It was initially a struggle, I mean everywhere you go there seems to be a keyboard calling you to pick up and use again.I would be lying if I said I have been compleley abstenant during my so called recovery,I managed to stay away from my chat of choice namely SHC but did succumb to some other lower grade chatrooms Im afraid to say.
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
Mark just do everything while on cam, eat, sleep, shower, shave, housework.
You will have the ladies offering to come and give you a hand.
You never know you might even get Liam to offer a hand too.
Minxy, you should know by now men cant multitask. :lol:
Quote by Mark_July
4 years ago I came off SwingingHeavenChat without any support,I ignored the advice given to me and went cold turkey, It was initially a struggle, I mean everywhere you go there seems to be a keyboard calling you to pick up and use again.I would be lying if I said I have been compleley abstenant during my so called recovery,I managed to stay away from my chat of choice namely SHC but did succumb to some other lower grade chatrooms Im afraid to say.
These were brief relapses but I knew deep down it was only a matter of time before I returned to my primary habit that is SHC. cunning baffeling and powerful that it is.
I am well and truly back on the merry go round now, my sleep pattern is non exsistend,when I do sleep its with one eye open, the other day I woke up to find I was spooning a laptop. I have not shaved for over a week,I have stopped eating, Im horribly dehydrated my flat looks like a tornado has whipped through it, my inhibitions have flown out the window, god knows what day or time it in all im back in heaven and cant think what on earth I left for in the first place!!!
Recovery be dammed..
I did notice you had succumbed to SHC once more, always remember you might have fucked up but never failed
Great to have you back withint the bosom of the fold xxxxxx :bounce:
