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"I want to fill your womb with my cock"
Anatomy 101 is over there --->
I am a pilot i can fly u to the moon lol
sum rite old slappers on this site how come your here.. :lol:
and my personal fav..."what size are those" grrrrr :mad:
the one that always makes me giggle is, 'is it a video'? lol
What !!!!!!!!!!!!! Yr mean yr not a video !!! ??? lol xxx
My current favourites from this weekend:
1. Why is your handbag on your cooker (late night last night) I was stripping at the time, clearly not very convincingly!
2. Whilst sitting in my garden - are you in jail?
Genius!