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Hey xxxxxxx can I whisper?
No! were all filthy and we all want to know :P
As this is a post on the chatroom, I have moved it to the chatroom forum :thumbup:
Quote by tweeky
Hey xxxxxxx can I whisper?
No! were all filthy and we all want to know :P

:censored: they usually just whisper! :doh:
'Hi, you look amazing' blink (when your pics are all private and they can't see them)
rolleyes
"Are you Mr or Mrs?" dunno
Can I come and shag you?
well as you asked so nicely lol
Whats the star mean :small-print:
Dammit I knew there was something a bit different about this dating site :doh:
Quote by Tillie
Dammit I knew there was something a bit different about this dating site :doh:

I knew it!!! - So this isn't the grand knitting circle of freemasons??? banghead
You wont be disappointed rolleyes
I've got 11 inches of hard cock for you rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
I've got 11 inches of hard cock for you rolleyes

As they produce an Alabaster Chicken on cam..... :roll:
Quote by Kaznkev
Whats the star mean :small-print:

:laughabove:
its a rating you get after youve shagged 10% of the members innit? dunno
If I have I must have been asleep when it happened! :shock:
lol
Quote by Tillie
Whats the star mean :small-print:

For those that don't know it means that the person awarded it managed to serve the fries hot for 2 days in a row. :neutral:
HTH. ;)
innocent :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I've got 11 inches of hard cock for you rolleyes

I haven't said that to you for ages blast
Quote by Meeko
I've got 11 inches of hard cock for you rolleyes

I haven't said that to you for ages blast
Feel free to say it to me any time you like big fella :giggle:
Quote by easy
Whats the star mean :small-print:

For those that don't know it means that the person awarded it managed to serve the fries hot for 2 days in a row. :neutral:
HTH. ;)
innocent :giggle:
You should see my fillet of fish pmsl
I'm on cam now confused :?
Hello Anus rolleyes lol
i am only 2 miles away fancy a shag....
Chatter x whispers : sorry for the whisper but............
this rooms so Clicky.. no one ever chats to me
Can you boot me from Server 2 i'm stuck!
Quote by Kaznkev
along with
Im going to cum now,pls watch

can you hold it for a minute......
nearly with you.......
wont be long .....
still holding? i've nearly finished......
just squeeze the tip promise i will be there asap.......
ok just about ready..........
right i'm on my way........
sorry the cat brought a dead rat in it stank rotten and i had to clean all the blood guts and entrails up.......
what do you mean you just lost your erection???????
Are you wet?
Did he come in you?
Is it a video?
Any sound?
On cam for you now
Only 5 miles away from you
Did you enjoy that?
Im not black but I have a big cock
Can I see your feet?
Have you got stockings/knickers/bra on?
How many of you there?
Do you need a hand/extra cock there?
Thats a massive cock you have there.............. scuse me I'm clearly a woman, the tits and pussy are a huge give away banghead
I have read your profile and would love to meet............ no you perved the pics, skipped the text and thought we would make an exception.
I know youre not meeting at the mo but would you make an exception for a huge cock?
I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on but that would just be annoying, a bit like the above questions innocent
pmsl ! lol love the avatar xx
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine
Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
Quote by Stolli
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Now that's hilarious lol
Quote by Stolli
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Now that's hilarious lol
:haha: oi you ya giggling as if you seen my cam redface
Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Now that's hilarious lol
:haha: oi you ya giggling as if you seen my cam redface
oooo now that would be telling :wink:
I particularly enjoy "you are stunning" - when you clearly cannot see anything.
I also like "you are gorgeous" - when it is clearly not the case.
My favourite though is "we are only 2 miles from you". I love that one.