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Good evening.
This is the non-news for January 18 2007, time
The site member known as jomu has decided to retire from dogging, and take time by the sea. No nudist beaches either.
I will, of course, still read the increasingly frantic messages, and laugh myself to sleep.
I will, of course, still keep an eye on the scene...
However, it is getting increasingly difficult to find time, and also telling friend from foe is also getting hard work.
I find myself having problems telling yobs from police and press, and players from lovers.
It's all too much for one of my advanced age.
I'm going to watch telly, I started again last night....
When the f*** did labour get back in ?
Who the f*** is that guy tony-always-on-holiday-bliar ?
Is beckam no longer in MU ?
This is all too much for me.....I've gotta think....
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What?????????????
No
Don't go too far
xx
Sarah, are lost sweety, do you need a lift back to the cafe wink
Jomu, I really do want to say something about your post, but I am totally gobsmacked by it all,
At this moment in time, cant type anything that would do full justice to how I feel about you going into retirement,
:cry:
:shock: this is the best i can come up with :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
confused you have obviously not had that last attempt of success that has convinced many of us to continue our nocturnal hobby..............you realise that this means you can either 'go under cover' to create havoc or make many 'comebacks', or is that cumbacks, like that famous blue eyed american.....what was his name now smile
Quote by rupert bare
confused you have obviously not had that last attempt of success that has convinced many of us to continue our nocturnal hobby..............you realise that this means you can either 'go under cover' to create havoc or make many 'comebacks', or is that cumbacks, like that famous blue eyed american.....what was his name now smile

Nah, he's discovered TV and reality shows instead wink
Sarah, are lost sweety, do you need a lift back to the cafe wink
Must have taken the wrong turning at the top of the stairs pmsl
Quote by jomu
Good evening.
This is the non-news for January 18 2007, time
The site member known as jomu has decided to retire from dogging, and take time by the sea. No nudist beaches either.
I will, of course, still read the increasingly frantic messages, and laugh myself to sleep.
I will, of course, still keep an eye on the scene...
However, it is getting increasingly difficult to find time, and also telling friend from foe is also getting hard work.
I find myself having problems telling yobs from police and press, and players from lovers.
It's all too much for one of my advanced age.
I'm going to watch telly, I started again last night....
When the f*** did labour get back in ?
Who the f*** is that guy tony-always-on-holiday-bliar ?
Is beckam no longer in MU ?
This is all too much for me.....I've gotta think....
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There are post's that when you log on to SH immediately catch your eye as a must read.
There are post's that you keep refering back to so as to fully understand the context and content.
There are post's to make you laugh and feel glad that you have read them.
There are post's that make you sad and angry at the world and how it is ran.
But above all there are post's that make you think and feel things that would not normaly cross your mind and to me all of the above and more sum's up Jomu, the world of SH will be a poorer place for your absence. sad
You're going to become the Old Man By The Sea???? Sounds terribly genteel and afternoon tea like J! lol
Well as long as you're somewhere keeping an eye on us, that's ok biggrin
Dippy
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You're going to become the Old Man By The Sea???? Sounds terribly genteel and afternoon tea like J! lol
Well as long as you're somewhere keeping an eye on us, that's ok biggrin
Dippy
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Seconded :lol:
Quote by shad
Good evening.
This is the non-news for January 18 2007, time
The site member known as jomu has decided to retire from dogging, and take time by the sea. No nudist beaches either.
I will, of course, still read the increasingly frantic messages, and laugh myself to sleep.
I will, of course, still keep an eye on the scene...
However, it is getting increasingly difficult to find time, and also telling friend from foe is also getting hard work.
I find myself having problems telling yobs from police and press, and players from lovers.
It's all too much for one of my advanced age.
I'm going to watch telly, I started again last night....
When the f*** did labour get back in ?
Who the f*** is that guy tony-always-on-holiday-bliar ?
Is beckam no longer in MU ?
This is all too much for me.....I've gotta think....
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There are post's that when you log on to SH immediately catch your eye as a must read.
There are post's that you keep refering back to so as to fully understand the context and content.
There are post's to make you laugh and feel glad that you have read them.
There are post's that make you sad and angry at the world and how it is ran.
But above all there are post's that make you think and feel things that would not normaly cross your mind and to me all of the above and more sum's up Jomu, the world of SH will be a poorer place for your absence. sad
Put so much more beautiful than I could ever manage :thumbup:
Jomu, you were one of the first people I spoke to in PMs on here, you took time out and gave me a whole ton of advice kiss
Still can't see you staying away for long tho lol Tis in yer blood hunny - I do hope to see you popping back in here now and again, not deserting us completely! :shock:
Love Missy :kiss:
Enjoy it Jomu mate.
I am of course forever indebted to you for all the wise advice you gave me when I joined this site, helping me change from a hopeless numpty into one of East Anglias most famous doggers.
I'll have to come and have fish and chips and a cuppa tea with you in your retirement place one day (and perv at all the old women there lol )
Regards
Harry Jones
yet another one bites the dust sad
but a good and trueer post couldnt have been put better...........................happy retirement.
and dont pull to hard on the purple headed yoghurt slinger....... wink