1st time doggers need practical info

4 Mar 2008

we are 1st time dogging virgins,we are hoping to visit a site at the end of the month,firstly to be watched,but and theres always a "but"we dont want to end up in the middle of a scrum of males,we are looking for somwhere a little bit on the quiet side,also we are not sure about swap or swing ,tho we have discussed a plan B if the need arises ,but we wont know till it happens and see how the mood takes us,please no single guys offering to take us out to show us the ropes thanx x

4 Mar 2008

There is always the First-Timers info-sheet.
And also this: look at the options available yourself, don't take what/where you're told/told-about at face value. There are a LOT of guys about in this game now, the best advice is to pick your place yourself....(the sites mentioned in the dogging locations are very well known, and traffic will be heavy at peak times (I think the AA is about to start giving warnings soon)) and then follow the advice above(ish)

4 Mar 2008

The guvnor is right of course..The "sites list" appears in the same basic form all over the internet and features at some point on every chav discussion board in the UK..It is also frequently hinted at in press reports pertaining to the "beautifull game" lol

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The Popular venues tend to be the one's swingers frequented..They fall into a few catagories, closed, closure pending, overwhelmed or killed off..They got popular due to the nooky factor, but as there was generally more sausage available than hole to fill the guys sometimes turned on eachother before exploding..Some such places still kinda tick over I guess..I'm currently looking into the theory of gravitational pull becoming infinite at the enterance to a black hole..It may explain the dissapearance of some of the lads at our local..Its not a race issue, but the observed fact that gangbanger's fannys seem to emit what I initially thought to be heat, but in light of the prof's programme last night can now be understood to be radiation as positive particles escape the hole whilst negative mass gets drawn into the singularity..
The sight of a shagger spinning wildly towards a banger's jack n danny then vanishing into the void will be etched on my memory gravitational pull may also account for the endless procession of cars orbiting fannys as the "mass of the vag" warps space to the point a vehicle will be pulled towards it then using the slingshot equasion...nope, forget that redface

..BUT it might also go some way to explaining why mrs Dirty's fanny is so fucking capacious :shock: I swear it's on the brink of spawning an entire solar system confused

Now't to do with the John Holmes realistic cyberskin dong i'm sure :twisted: You could hardly call it a "white dwarf" though.. lets leave it at that wink

Fucking thing rolleyes

I asked why she was blonde on top and dark down below? She replied "well, you know when you hit your thumb accidentaly with a hammer, and your nail goes all black?" "Ermmm, yeah" I pondered :? "Well, me fanny's had some fucking hammer" :shock: When her pratt goes Super Nova, shes only herself to blame :roll:
What was we talking about? Oh yeah..Carparks..Thing is, the "game" has drawn in a higher proportion of "shagger" to "voyeuer"..When doggers used to measure their carpark stake-outs in hours, not minutes, then any action would be a welcome respite.."Action" was something that peppered an otherwise "long night"..Naturally, amongst those guys there would be a percentage "hoping" to get some involvement, but in general, that desire would be unvoiced ..Now more than ever before, "involvement" is assumed, and when not immediately forthcoming, CAN lead to a state of confusion which seeks addressing by the tugging of doorhandles and knocking on windows in order to clarify the reasons for delay :lol:
As JTS suggests..Just check out some carparks..Accept that finding guys that'll be content with a "show" is sometimes going to prove frustrating .
Can I offer this as my own personal experience? Ok, you might at some point wish to experiment beyond shows, and thats your call..But for now, absorb this :lol:
When you and your partner enters a carpark known for being frequented by doggers and couples, you'll obviously attract attention, lots of it..Voyeurs will assume you'll be up for showing, shaggers will assume you'll be up for shagging and swinging couples will assume you'll be up for swapping..All but the voyeurs will consider it neccessary to talk to you, either to clarify your desires, express their's or otherwise make themselves known to you..Naturally, they'll be very charming and endear themselves to you :wink: ..
From that point on, you'll struggle to avoid future social interaction :lol: Well, you'll be fucked really :cry: Talk to two guys, and two more will be drawn into the conversation..On subsequent visits your new found friends will soon wish to take up the conversation from the following week and in turn, others will amble over to join the fray..By week five you'll feel like Jesus :lol: It is an aspect that many couples enjoy, encourage and thrive upon..Its up to you :wink: But once talking, keep talking..any pause will be taken as a transition betwixt talking and porking and the silence can be both intense and sexually charged..Babble for all you are worth lest the assembly takes the pause as a cue for the games to commence..Indeed, it could be said that many a fella thrives on his new found popularity to the extent his female partner is only there in the capacity of a sacrificial lamb to be thrown to the doggers when interest threatens to wain, but if you wish to avoid the popularity of a "Postman with a pocket-full of Bonios" scenario, then best not bait the lads with a dangling fanny at all :wink:
We made many many friends, some which remain close today..I don't regret meeting those wonderfull guys and couples one bit..However, from our perspective as a "showcouple" wishing to recapture the fun emotions of excitement and seediness of being "caught in the act" by peeping toms, the social thing took us a million miles from that scenario :lol:..We SHOULD have driven in, done our thing then fucked off..We would have retained something of the mystery :lol: Our choice of carpark was our failing also..We made mistakes, but kinda worked around them..We think doggers are better to have a "home turf" , couples can then do the rounds and spread their net..We initially made the mistake of getting too cosy at our "local"..
Instead, we got a reputation for being "the couple that did nothing but talk" :lol: From the perpective of the guys I can see the thinking, but there is an irony in that..We didn't want the talking, it came too just didn't reject it out of hand :lol: ..We DID plenty, but often had to evade the posse or return at 3am or 4am in the hope few friends lingered..Photo fun became a way of involving our "mates" whilst having fun ourselves..It wasn't what we sought from the game though..You MAY embrace that aspect, but at this early stage, be warned..It will come your way, and you'll have to live with the consequences :lol: If in doubt, keep the window up and risk being considered rude an unnaproachable :lol: If "showing" remains your preferred option, you'll have no need to talk to anyone anyway..The guys that do talk will usually be those that have their options open for something more intimate..Most will be fine company even when its apparent you'll not be involving them..SOME will turn nasty :wink:
I don't want to sound negative..It is a fun game..You are poised to enter the arena, so its best you are aware..There are many fellas out there lacking the "come what may" attitude of the "old school"..The "old school" however are a little bit brighter and a little bit sharper :wink: They'll avoid the crowds..And they'll bring more carparks into play than the advertised ones :wink:

4 Mar 2008

Now, what was I thinking of adding........
I forget, it is so long since I read what I put-down last.....probably because somebody has put a novel(etta) just after it.......
OH yes.... note this: your description will follow you about.
You may not know this but, what you do/don't do, want/don't want and what you drive, will be common knowledge almost immediately after your first appearance. People DAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN SAAAAAARRRFFFFFF will know about an hour after the people OOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP NNNNOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFFFF. I jest not, I probably know what happened around Nottingham the next day....
Bloody truckers... Bloody reps.... Bloody phones......

4 Mar 2008

Bloody hell dirtydogger!! lol

4 Mar 2008

Quote by linesman04
Bloody hell dirtydogger!!

What?

:lol: Yeah, I know what you mean line, I fucking go some eh? redface

Mrs Dirty said earlier "you aren't writing on the forum are you?" I asked why not, to which she commented "well don't make yourself look like a twat again" :cry:
Trouble is, I really can't help myself :lol: I can't do things in three lines like normal people. At one stage I was so animated I was waving both arms around expressively whilst typing with my nose :? I'd gotton myself so horny talking about fannys and stuff, I rose to get a coffee, tripped on the table and ended up doing seven paces along the carpet on all fucking fives before me knob gave way :shock:
JTS is right about the dogger's grapevine...Your personal details will soon be common knowledge amongst those that dogg..If you actually talk to them, it'll be worse :shock: On our last visit, a fella suggested he knew someone from "our way"..Thinking he meant our home town, we named it..He paused, pondered and said "no, I meant" before giving the name of the road in which we live :lol:
I was walking into the high street bank one day..Two guys walk straight up to me shouting "hey, mate..come here a minute" :shock: One of them said "you take your missus up those shag sites don't you?" :? Well, I didn't deny it..The guy's face lit up, he nudged his mate and exlaimed "I told you..I'd pay good money to fuck that" :shock: :lol: That didn't really have anything to do with what we were talking about did it? surprised

ops: ..Ok, i'm gone :lol:

5 Mar 2008

on this.. are there genuine dogging videos available anywhere? i dont mean porn disguised as dogging

5 Mar 2008

Quote by Coolpixel
on this.. are there genuine dogging videos available anywhere? i dont mean porn disguised as dogging

Yeah.
Right.................
I think anybody showing a camera around a dogging site would be hanging from a tree in the same area.
Given that practically all the people involved need publicity as much as they need their eyes boiling.....
If you like, I can give you the name of a guy who USED to be married until he became involved with a couple at a hotel....and the video got to be seen by people known to both him and his wife.....mind you, HE didn't know of the filming...

5 Mar 2008

Quote by Coolpixel
on this.. are there genuine dogging videos available anywhere? i dont mean porn disguised as dogging

Ole "cool" used the confusion of my ramblings to sneak in with a shout for filth, so hats off to you for that son wink

One of the guys we know turned up on U-tube or something lol

We've seen some of the dogging porno sold under the R18 tag..I "think" its usually the same guy out with a handfull of paid crumpet..The dogging carparks look as if they are the real deal, as do the doggers..But as that series is commonly available I guess they are the one's you cite as an example of what you DON'T want :lol: ..Trawl the free vid sites, there is some weird stuff on there under "dogging".

6 Mar 2008

Quote by dirtydoggers
on this.. are there genuine dogging videos available anywhere? i dont mean porn disguised as dogging

Ole "cool" used the confusion of my ramblings to sneak in with a shout for filth, so hats off to you for that son wink

One of the guys we know turned up on U-tube or something lol

6 Mar 2008

Hiya Shad..Nope, I can't claim to have viewed the blow up Martian as yet, lol

Often there will be a link in my email box titled "check this out!" It will be from our ole mates "Doggingtwo" who has a sharp eye for vid clips pertaining to the dogging bizarre :lol:
Dunno about dogging DVDs as such, but quite often the crowd of lads around a vehicle with a feint glow eminating from within down our locals will be no more than a doggery of pervs viewing some hardcore action on a laptop or portable DVD player..I recall the night "Truckstop" was getting all animated due to having bagged himself some "barnyard antics" and was enthralling the fellas with graphic imagery involving stallions of the equine variety enthusiastically copulating with plump latinos confused

I mean, thats a hard act to follow :lol: I might have the brains of a Donkey, but sadly thats as much as I have in common other than being a beast of burdon :lol:
We did have some fun down a well known track one night..A parked trucker was settling down for the night with a mug of cocoa and a porno flick..We shared his viewing pleasure for a few minutes with the aid of binoculars..The idea of doing an over the bonnet show kinda appealled, so based on his taste in visual stimulation it seemed unlikely we'd parked next to a puritan HGV'er..We shagged in clear view of his cab whilst simultaneously getting off on his DVD..Poor guy didn't know what the fuck was going on!..Watching hairy muff on video whilst glimpsing me on his offside must have been like watching cu*t in stereo :lol: