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ok chaps,i've had me glass of absinthe,now its time to get creative,for you that is!...just need a bit of input from a few of you guys as to what makes a blindingly horny ,so a fit bird is gonna be high on the agenda,i think mine qualifies for that,but just looking at the options for the forthcoming winter,in car,heater on season...what do ya think,large fat dildo,(not me,the sex-toy),shagging session,bird on top or missionary,or a really hot girl on girl fur-burger munching event? oh,and what is the prefered beaver cladding these days,bald,brazilian or a twat like a car wash? a heavy dp mmf would be an option,but things get a bit cramped......we aim to please!!!1
a bloody show whats that...been out for last to nights and not a bloody soul about...
ah - what a menu to choose from
frankly we much prefer a good old car-bonnet moment
trouble is that with herself lying forward on the bonnet and her pick of strangers doing the necessary, your truly has to sit with the back to the windscreen to get the benefit of a decent bj - sounds fine until you get your arm stuck in the windscreen wipers and run the risk of having to go to the A&E with a busted wrist !!!
note for new doggers - we thoroughly recommend the bonnet height of the nissan prairie range - far better than our old lotus.
have fun and play safe
h&t
yeah,bonnets are nice,except our wagon is a big toyota thingy,any dogger would need a three foot prick to drill my woman at that height!...just a thought,do fannys act like suction cups on smooth surfaces,woud i have to grab me bird by the torso and slide her off the bonnet if she got stuck,releasing the pressure with a finger maybe? yeah,dunno about that one...didn't expect this thread to run into pages,but not much input here,looks like we'll have to use our imaginations again!!recon the question was too difficult for them.
Warming the Bed
Quote by outdoorfun
ah - what a menu to choose from
frankly we much prefer a good old car-bonnet moment
trouble is that with herself lying forward on the bonnet and her pick of strangers doing the necessary, your truly has to sit with the back to the windscreen to get the benefit of a decent bj - sounds fine until you get your arm stuck in the windscreen wipers and run the risk of having to go to the A&E with a busted wrist !!!
note for new doggers - we thoroughly recommend the bonnet height of the nissan prairie range - far better than our old lotus.
have fun and play safe
h&t

Bloody hell you have got a Nissan Prairie, though they had all rusted out and gone to heaven by now!!!!
aint that just typical,mention motors and the doggers are coming to life! next time we go out,i'm taking a box of assorted car parts,i'll stick the light on and let em wank over that fucker!! oooh,look at that thermostat,i'm gonna shoot me load!!
Forum Virgin
i,d just be happy if she got her kit off, anything else would be a bonus up here in the dogging desert that is the northeast
Warming the Bed
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aint that just typical,mention motors and the doggers are coming to life! next time we go out,i'm taking a box of assorted car parts,i'll stick the light on and let em wank over that fucker!! oooh,look at that thermostat,i'm gonna shoot me load!!

For your information Dirtydoggers, I happen to be trying to make a humorous comment which obviously fell on deaf ears!!!!!!!!
Personally I prefer to watch or take part with couples if I get the chance down here in the desert that is Devon.
If I ever meet the pair of you leave the box of car parts behind as I am sure we could find something more interesting to do. lol
ok torman,i take your quip in the spirit it was intended!actually though,a couple use a nissan whatever it was at our venue,so maybe they know something we dont?....do you know how many times we've got into conversation with doggers,only to end up with the missus asleep,and me pretending to be remotely intrested in what ratio transmission they run in their 4x4's? then,when we say we are off home,they can't understand why!look at this thread so far,give em an oppertunity to tell us what they want to see,and one valid reply!!i give up mate,ha ha! anyway,sorry if my comment sounded bitchy,wasn't meant to live in one of my favourite parts of the country,if we get down your way,i'll let you care.
Warming the Bed
Hi Dirtydoggers,
Thanks for the clarification, No offence was taken at all. I just wanted to make sure I was not lumped in with mindless car fixated branch of Doggers.
Hope to see the pair of you sometime if you are in Devon.
Cheers Torman.
Warming the Bed
well, just to get back on (four)track, I would love to see said woman dressed very classy, evening dress type of thing, maybe the wrap-over type, with stockings, suspenders, flimsy silk panties. It would be great to see her man open the door for her, she opening her legs and flashing her stockings & panties as she got out. Then her man to undress her, pull her panties down and fuck her doggy style. If participants are requested, it would be great to pleasure the ladies nipples with tongue and teeth while her man fucks into her.
Is that the sort of thing you had in mind?
thats the spirit!!fantastic,we loved it,and may well use fact,we were thinking along those lines missus is 6 ft blonde,german bloodstock!!she doesn't quite goosestep,but is very dominant in leather boots!she does look elegant in cocktail dresses though,as she is slim enough to wear the pencil thin ones,yeah,i'm happy now,yeah,bloody hell,i'm going to do it!thanks.
just seeing a couple that haven't been scared off by the idiots would be a good start
Forum Virgin
i think its brilliant when the couple is really positive and forward like if you just got out your car sat on the bonnet of our motor and just fucking went for it...by the sounds of it you are already pretty confident already friends.
Warming the Bed
Glad you liked it DD...just promise if you do decide to acti it out, you'll PM me lol
yeah,we did like it,and coincidentaly,was out last night with the intention of giving it a pissed down with rain all the way to the had stopped by the time we pulled in,but was greeted by a dogger we know well,who pointed out a guy apparantly reporting for a website,(not this one),we opted for another location nearby,where we was "dogged" by a mate of ours,in disquise,practical joker!so that was it really.i think we may try another place,further from home,how about northants,whats that like?
Warming the Bed
I'll PM you with details of northants sites as I know them, which is not very well as I've only been out dogging twice, last year. There was no action, so I would say Northants is VERY quiet. biggrin