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having read lots of these forum messages and being a newbie thought I would open up a bit.
married male 40, a smoker and a drinker who likes a laugh and doesn't take himself too seriously. I am clean shaven, short haired with blue eyes, 6'1 and while I wouldnt say I as fat I wont see a 34 waist again !! 50" chest and around 17 stone you could say i am a rubgy player type build ( But i dont play rugby)
Looking for lots of nice people to chat and say hi to as much as anything else Clean and consderate and I can recgonise peoples boundaries .
Anyone wishing a pic only has to ask.
cheers for now
Bob
hiya bob..welcome to the site..as fellow "carrot crunchers" we'll probably encounter you on our travels sometime. regarding the kings lynn area venue you mentioned in a previous post, yeah, we know it..unfortunately, like many sites with potential, the couples don't visit cause the guys don't dogg it, and vice versa..kinda catch22 situation..maybe the best thing to do, is make the location known to local couples via pm, making sure you tell them it will be attended for a week or two, then make sure you, or at least someone stakes it out..on several occassions we've driven miles on a tip-off, only to sit in an empty carpark all night..its not a problem, thats the choice we make by doing it on impulse, but it usually means ending up back at the "crazy" site where everyone is bored stupid with us lol :lol:
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where everyone is bored to fuck with us lol :lol:

I spotted the deliberate mistake in your quote Mr D,they might be bored with you, but like me i,me sure that does,nt extend to the delicous Mr,s Dirty.
p.s Now its my turn to creep
take care wink
fucking nora guys, mega typo..ta for pointing it out redface surprisedops: i was writing too fast cause i needed a wee really bad..now i've been, i'll edit it lol
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where everyone is bored to fuck with us lol :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Isn't it funny, we would feel sorry for anyone else who had made boob, but when it comes to Mr D, we have to keep quoting, and quoting, and quoting everything he says :twisted:
Whoops, here he comes to check his last post bolt
its bloody persecution, thats what lol :lol: (and it should have read "a" boob i think you'll find) :lol: bloody northerners. rolleyes
thanks for your kind reception guys, really warm welcome and i appreciate it, would have responded earlier but i had football training to take ( i coach).
Just in and saw the replies, tsake on board what youa re saying and what others have said about that particular site . when i looked in the top one of two small car parks looks like someone visits late at night ...kentucky chicken rubbish everywhere! Ina nature reserve ffs!. neither car park being lkarge i would think this would be a small venue rather than a large meet anyway but being pretty close would suit me no end ! just have to see how time builds friendships and then who i can encourage to get down there...........who knows might even get my wife to give it a go ( unlikely but worth a try ...lol.
Bob
Hi and welcome
and thanks dirty you gave us a few ideas there
would not read to much into the kentucky, it jonnies you wanna be looking for rolleyes
wave
Welcome to a little bit of dogging heaven (and typo hell) wink
Lol
if you had a bunch of bananas for fingers you would struggle to type as well.
I would look awful in a skirt as a typist anyways and my voice cant go above baritone..but i will try to be more careful..thanks for pointing out just one of my inadequacies lololol
nice of you to take the flack bob, but i kinda think it was me the gang were having a pop at. lol :lol: wink
Yep, DD is the typo king......he gets so excited recounting one of his mad stories that his hands are all over the place (so Mrs D says!) :twisted:
P.S. note how many times I edited this due to typos! lol
you know im getting to like this site already, seems like there are some people here i could get along with, laid back and not too serious ,which is like me ( unless i get put out ) and that isnt very often .Thanks to all the nice folks who have made feel welcome
Hi 2litreBob, it was not your typo's we were comenting on, but no doubt we will start on that soon lol it was Mr D's!
If you have a few days to spare, flick back and read some of Mr D's past posts and you will understand why we sometimes enjoy taking the mickey! His posts are fantastic reading, you actually feel as if you are stood there experiencing what he is talking about, and you will find out everything you ever wanted to know about dogging (and a few things you probably wont want to know as well)
behave yourself naughty redface surprisedops: all the lads at our site will be thinking "dirtydogger?, what does that fat twat know about dogging, he only comes out so he can tell us to fuck off when we go near his motor" lol :lol:
im keeping quiet dunno :dunno: :grin:
Hello Bob
Welcome to the site mate.
You will go far, your post at the top here contains more words than the first ten posts combined of another newbie us oldies on here have been conversing with today.
Dont name it in the room (save that for pm's) but if you are talking about where I think you are, I have literally driven round in circles for miles trying to find that place and never can sad
Harry Jones