Am I the only dogger in Cambs?

20 Mar 2005

Hi all
Am I the only dogger in Cambs?
Tonight I drove 67.7 miles, was away from home for three hours and saw NOWT :cry:
Admittedly I was very bad and went to four sites in that time but noone was about, not even a single male to chat to and moan about the lack of couples to. I haven't had a decent dogging session now since 23rd February despite being out last Sunday, Wednesday, Friday and tonight!!!!
Regards
Disgruntled Harry Jones

20 Mar 2005

Hi Harry, you poor old soul. This must be your 'wrong week' which about half the population suffer from !!!! Don't worry, things will pick up soon. The thrill is in the chase.
I've been watching your various non-activities on that 'other' site, and I get the impression that the various couples looking for meets are perhaps just wind ups ??
Take care Harry.
See you soon. A and P.

20 Mar 2005

Hi Harry,
Poor you,you should have come to laybys on the A43 between Northampton and Kettering,lots go on there.
And there is genuine couples,we are one of them.I normally see my g/f suck 2 or 3 guys off when we go there.
Michelle and Jenny xx blast

:swingingchair:

20 Mar 2005

Thought you two normally did the reservoir car park ?
As for "the" laybys....they're due to have the trees between the road and the laybys cut down this autumn...make the best of the summer !!

20 Mar 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Hi all
Am I the only dogger in Cambs?
Tonight I drove 67.7 miles, was away from home for three hours and saw NOWT :cry:
Admittedly I was very bad and went to four sites in that time but noone was about, not even a single male to chat to and moan about the lack of couples to. I haven't had a decent dogging session now since 23rd February despite being out last Sunday, Wednesday, Friday and tonight!!!!
Regards
Disgruntled Harry Jones

harry, calm down, breathe in, slowly, hold it, thats it, now exhale slowly through your mouth, slowly, good, right, grab a seat, we need a little talk..you was away for three hours, and in that time you visited four sites, covering a distance of 70 miles..thats not an awfull lot of time spent in each venue is it harry? say "no uncle dirty, it isn't"
you see harry, its kinda confusing aint it? one minute everyone is complaining that the venues are over run with single guys, boy racers and police, the next minute people are complaining that all the carparks are empty, not a couple, or a guy in sight, so whats the story? well we can't blame the weather now, can we, its lovely out there.
could it be that the backlash of media publicity has died down again, most newbies have thrown in the towel, the rest are on here looking for private meets, and in some cases trying to organise groups and dogging events? i mean, you only have to look at the board of late to see the picture, its like a refugee holding camp of failed flange seekers..
thing is harry, we weren't out this weekend, but here at "dirty control" we have a direct link to the outside world..through a constant stream of texts from various doggers, we are able to chart the progress..in front of me here, we have a large table, with all the sites charted, all the terrain contours are exquisitely detailed..mrs dirty and myself push model cars around the table, each one representing a dogger or couple, the tanoid system is alive with the sounds of doggers approaching their targets. last night we spent a tension filled fifteen minutes as we listened in on wing co making his bomb run..having found a target of oppertunity, he did a circuit, was caught in searchlights, but held steady, he then unzipped, unloaded and headed for home..
pick yourself up, dust yourself down and get back out there harry..don't let us down son, you are one of the good guys, ok, you've hit a wall, get through it, "the master" has been in the zone for the last week, and has been enjoying an unprecedented flange explosion, 4 solid results in 7 days, mostly new couples, but he lets it come to him harry, vaginas are too slippery to catch harry, they fly out of your hands like soap in the bath..you've seen the trails that snails make, thats why women have legs..
geographically, we in norfolk, suffolk and cambs enjoy a certain advatage..for the very same reasons we are oft quoted as living in a backwater, we enjoy a bouyant carpark scene..think about it..where are the clubs? not many in these parts eh? other areas of the country have a swinging scene and a dogging scene..no such easy option here though..the greedy girls have to travel many miles to find an organised venue, so often prefer the carparks..think about it harry, you know our local venue, how many of the couples there, "show", five percent, ten at a push? its mostly sex aint it? you see all those pleas on the board, "can't get a bj", makes me laugh, probably does you too, cause we know places where thats a guarantee, don't we?
we get jaded harry, thats all..take puppyfat pete, he said to me last week, "can't understand it dirty, its so quiet"..."puppyfat, look around you, including us, there are five couples out tonight, last year you would have said it was a good night, so whats changed, you've had em all, thats what", and he had to agree..think about the girl near your place, a doggers dream come true, if she were in last night, you probably wouldn't even aknowledge her presence, thats not a reflection on you harry, you are one of the best, thats just the way it is..
forget all that chatroom stuff harry, all the sultry sex bombs just lusting for sex, the teen nymphos just gagging for cock, you know, and i know, its a masturbatory fantasy, thats all, except in a minority of cases..forget most of the meets on this and your "other" site, they are just mirages, apt to dissolve the nearer you get to them..hang in there son, but keep it real..you are at the crucial point here, having sipped from the tankard, and enjoyed the taste, you are now poised to gulp the nectar within, pace yourself harry, stay in the bar, forget the pub crawl..all too often we hear the sorry tales of doggers, having driven around the region and found nothing, only for it to have been happening on their doorstep, "ahhh, just my luck" they cry, no harry, not bad luck, just bad dogging..you missed a good night last night, and a good night last saturday..by all accounts, tuesday and thursday also, so don't come to me with your sob story, snap out of it son. lol

just to point out, in case of accusations of attack, and sarcasm, harry"the rock" jones, is well known and respected by us, and as such, will take the banter in the lighthearted spirit in which it was intended, we hope wink

20 Mar 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
we have a large table, with all the sites charted, all the terrain contours are exquisitely detailed..mrs dirty and myself push model cars around the table, each one representing a dogger or couple

:giggle:
Can someone get me one of whatever he's having please??

20 Mar 2005

bloody hell mr dirty what a tell off that was ............harry slap him with the rock mate that will sort him out lol

:lol: :lol: ahhhhhhhhhh see mr dirty run now the rock is gonna come out and slap him wink

as for the monitoring of the doggers and carparks........ now i can imagine mrs dirty in the wren uniform pushing the model cars over the table map, seamed stockings showing as she reaches over the table to move the cars about.........opps fucking hell what am i thinking (slaps his face to bring him round) redface

hang in there harry mate it will be alive at many venues soon i can feel it in me water mate

20 Mar 2005

its not a laughing matter sertendipity..night after night we have to endure the shreiks eminating from the speaker system, young lads in their prime, how would you feel, the agonising seconds of silence after the shout of "i'm going in"!!..you don't have to listen to the second hand of the clock as we would your stomach churn, when the voice you hear screaming "i'm going down" is one you know, it could be truckstop, harry, singledogger or the master..then the solemn voice "i'm going into a dive, wish me luck'..i mean, we've encountered some of the flanges out there, we know what these boys are up against..couples shouting "i'm caught in lights, i'm blinded" as some mbb sweeps of their wing..no, those courageous boys, we salute them..then the sound of harry's cannonfire, rat tat tat tat, followed by the cruel cries of "oh god, aarggg jeeesus" then silence..no, no wonder i'm insane serendipity...you would go mad too luv lol

20 Mar 2005

as for you singledogger, the only thing that worries me more than the bollocks i write, is the fact that you understand it lol

sorry we got cut off in the chatroom, dunno what happened, sent you a pm..

20 Mar 2005

great minds think alike mr dirty biggrin

just read ur pm mate ill look out for u ok

20 Mar 2005

Harry, I really wanted to offer you some sympathy, but after reading what Mr D has said, I just cant type anything serious! My sides are killing me with laughing and I have tears running my face.
I can also just picture these two keeping rack of their 'dogging Squadron' Mrs D is the double of Judy Garland in one of those old black and white films, looking absolutely drop dead gorgeous, very sexy and still very proper, uniform buttoned up correctly but those sexy stockings tops showing every so often as she leasn over to move yet another car to another dark, earie car park. Mr D, he is the double of Errol Flyn (and no I dont mean dressed in tights), tall, dark, handsome, with that well groomed moustache. He as that sexy and yet boyish look, speaks so very properly and has all the women swooning over him. Mrs D just cant keep her eyes of him as he directs the action, making sure all his squadron is safely home at the end of the manouvers!
So you see Harry, I just cant help you at the moment cause I am in a little world of my own picturing these two with their antics! And if it is any consolation, we also had a none-event night, went out and the car park was just too full to have any fun! So came home and had a cup of coffee!

20 Mar 2005

My I am privileged, a post on my thread from huntscpl biggrin

Great to hear from you both, would love to meet up with you again. I was beginning to think they were wind ups but they have been spotted by reputable sources so I will continue my search.
Thanks for that tipoff Michelle but thats a 120 mile round trip from my place.
Hey Jomu how on earth do you know that!!!!! That man has his pulse on the tip of all important dogging news.
Singledogger I hope your waters are working right I might as well start using my rock as a weapon of violence cause it sure ain't getting any attention recently.
Thanks for your sympathies NWC, you are right Mrs d is gorgeous but as for your decription of Mr D...No I can't be that cruel to my old mate. We will have to meet up one day smile

Right I am now feeling alert enough to plow through Mr D's post lol.
No uncle dirty it was not a long time spent at each venue but at one venue hearing voices I rushed across only to discover a chap in a yellow hi-vis jacket, certainly not dogging wear so no point hanging around only to get into trouble so that banged the head on that one. Went to a lane nearby but it's always deserted and it was nearly midnight by then so moved onto another layby which never has any dogging going on. I did spend 35 minutes at the first site but then after Wednesday night when I spent two and half hours at a dead site thought it would be more profitable to move around.
Worry not my mate it is all taken in the light hearted spirit in which it is meant but you have completely lost me in your cryptic comment about the "girl near my place" Who do you mean mate (answer in a pm please). Oh and by the way do I know this puppyfat pete chap? You keep mentioning him recently.
I have foolishly arranged several things over the next few weeks but hope to get over at some point. If anyone is out dogging that way Bank Holiday Monday please give me a shout.
Just to really screw things up last night, on way home from last site my exhaust started blowing badly so If I do go anywhere all the couples will scram thinking a boy racer has just pulled in in a noisy throaty beast of a motor.
Regards my friends
Harry Jones

20 Mar 2005

cheers mr dirty' here i was serverly pissed off because the BORO are out of europe and today went down 3-1 at home to southfuckingampton of all teams and on the verge of suicide and in need of a quick pick me up then you come along with a post like that' class sheer class

20 Mar 2005

Well now it aint like H to whinge ! I was shocked . We havent met him but from what we gather Master Harry is laying more pipe in carparks than all the other poor hapless souls on here and British Gas put together.
There is as always a great deal of truth ( once its translated ) in what Major Dirty has to say . Familiarity breeds contempt they say , and never truer than in dogging circles.
Those of us who consider ourselves 'old fashioned' doggers will of course get fed up of the same old faces , since mystery and surprise is a large part of the fun of it all .
Not so much of a problem for us as we arent really all that "chatty" when we show save for the odd cheers mate or g'night on the way out . I can see how meeting the person you met the previous three weeks running and knowing how close he is to promotion ,what he had for tea, and what mileage hes getting on his mondeo might after a bit spoil the mystery of it all .
Dont worry mate we predict hundreds of new pink bits on disply this summer , and just wait til the nude beaches get warm enough !!!!

20 Mar 2005

Hi all
Am I the only dogger in Cambs?
Hi Harry,
You may not be the only dogger in Cambs Harry,but you are one of the best and hopefully when we start coming out again soon we will have the pleasure of your company,that is if you can put up with Mrs D2.
Until then take care and keep in touch.

20 Mar 2005

Silk and Big G
Just been staring at map trying to determine your nearest nude beach. If it's in Norfolk please pick me up on way through, I always have a look at your posts and love your avatars and pics.
D2 always great to see you and in case you didn't know a certain person you told me about moved your way last Friday wink

Now that could prove to be interesting.
Damn I am only available for dogging for one Saturday in the next five sad

Regards all
Harry Jones

20 Mar 2005

Thankyou Mr H
Unfortunately our beach of choice is in Dorset , however with summer fast approaching im sure Norfolk reccomendations would be appreciated :-)
By the way if you like Silkys pictures strange we havent seen you join our site . You'd be welcome .
G

21 Mar 2005

Hi Again,
We have never been to the Reservoir,may try it sometime tho.
Trees are no problem for us we like been watched,lol.
Michelle and Jenny xx evil

22 Mar 2005

Hi,
I was invited to meet up with Toby and Claire in cambridge on claires Birthday, I recieved a text for time and place.I decided it was too far and let them know the day they still around or have they had a break from it all. I know they have been caught by filth in the past which knocked them out for 3 sent you a pm of where they used to go!
Alan