No, doggers are not like cricketers.
More like people at a sale. See a queue and join it, no matter what.
If you see some action happening and go and watch, just wait for all the others to get out of their cars and hurry over the MOMENT they see someone standing at the side of a car.
I know, I've done it.
I got out of my own car and had a wander around the car park, then went back and stood outside my own car looking into the empty back....less than a minute later there were two other guys trying to get a look in as well.
The real laugh is, the couple/s were shagging their arses off while everyone waited for flashing lights and stars in the sky...
And a LARGE thankyou for the young lady who decided to have a walk in just a basque (black and ver lacy) last night in a beds layby....apart from the fact that you must be certifiably mad (roaring gale and torrential rain) you certainly have a nice bod luv.
Oh, and it was 1 o'clock in the morning as well ! ! !
And the bloke by the side of your car was probably after what you were, just not with the opposite sex.
You should've asked him what was about instead of legging it, if you want to know what's what, and who's who, you ask the gay guys....ask another dogger and you'll only get "oh, God, It's dire here....don't know why I do it...ain't seen anyfin fer weeks and weeks"
Ask the gay bloke and he'll tell you "there's a couple down in the silver mondeo mate, she's up for anything but her bloke likes to touch your arse while she's being done"
Jomu
Thanks for your reply. I am now confused. I thought you had to sit tight until lights flash away, whereas you appear to be referring to walking around looking at cars. This poses me two thoughts, 1) if it's dark do you actually see anything. 2) what if it's just a couple having a snog and the 7ft tall 15 stone boyfriend gets out and wallops me.
I just think I'm getting there and my learning curve moves. Next time I shall speak to someone who approaches, but then again what if they are 1)robbers or 2) juvenile misfits with weapons that I keep reading about. If I can perfect opening my electric window by 1/16 inch, I should be able to talk and feel safe. Based on last night going by bicycle seems a very bad idea as I would have got soaked and not been able to make such a fast getaway.
See, that's the problem with "ROOLS"
If people see the interior light on, they head straight across.
Assumption: Action.
Reality: Looking at a map. Getting a drink. Dropped a cd.
See a light, walk past and look out the side of your eyes.
See no light, walk past a bit further away and do the same.
Reason: Light on in the car means the occupants cannot see out very well.
Light OFF means they can see OUT better than you can see IN.
Steamy windows can mean action or multiple occupants, see if you can position yourself to view the silhouettes against another light source. (I use an image intensifier, cheating I know, but sick pay ain't a lot and getting thumped hurts)
If there are loads of guys in a single car, I move away. It may be innocent, but frequently means trouble.
"He who doggs and runs away, lives to dogg another day"
I know this gets confusing, but so's life.
People have very few reasons for being in a car park at night, most are to do with sex...most omps will only give you a mouthful of abuse, the occasional cerebrally disadvantaged person tries to give you a mouthful of fist. Either way, it's still a dark car park and the vast majority won't get out.
There's no hurry, and if "they" are in to show "they'll" let you know somehow...
unlucky for you... argos dont sell night scopes!!
That's right, they don't.
But you can buy them on ebay.
And frequently at less than half the price that you'd pay from a shop.
Get the ones with the large object lens, they're the best of the first generation units.
Just checked out E-bay and they seem to be mega bucks.
Thanks for all your advice, I now feel like I am a wiser and older man. Obviously need to work on being less nervous, and getting glasses that wrap around my head as with my current ones, I have no side vision.
Hopefully with this additional knowledge I may see something one day.
You only "need" the monocular type, and you can get those for around 90 quid.
They're also good for spotting any lurking press or law....
Harry i have to say, not being a dogger myself althought thinking about it, you shpould post your nighgtly goings on because they make me smile so much and are so well posted.
Good luck in your quest though
Dear Doggers
LOL
Now dont take this as an insult , cos weve always met nice considerate doggers , but weve always commented that a good group of doggers can remind you of something very specific . Those of you firmly lodged in middle class families wont relate to it , but anyone who's had a skint or student bedsit stage to their life will agree that efficient doggers on form are more than slightly remaniscent of cockroaches . If youve ever had roaches and walked into the kitchen in the dark and turned the light on , then compare that to a herd of keen eyed doggers when a pair of headlights pulls into the carpark .
:-)
That's because the light ruins their night-sight.
You spend half-an-hour getting your eyes to work with no light and then in 10 seconds it's ruined.
It would appear from reading the Forum that there were doggers out in the truly abysmal weather so no doggers are not like test cricketers in my original respect although upon further consideration doggers are in my experience like test cricketers in that you have to wait around for five whole days to get a result. Don't get me wrong I am a great fan of Test Cricket, and If I ever get to see any dogging intend to become a great fan of dogging as well :!:
So here's your big chance any couples who purely want to be watched in the Cambridgeshire area, pm me especially if you are pushing towards the mature bracket and as long as I am not already doing something (very unlikely!), I would love to come and watch you.
Yours hopefully
Harry - 29years old straight male
so did anyone actually buy a night scope thingy bobby?!?!
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