I think what everyone has to remember is that you do have to take the good with the bad and take into consideration the police are just doing their job. Just like bailiffs, no one likes them but again they are just doing their job and earning a living. Dont get me wrong there are some right w%^*ker coppers out there, but there also some decent ones to.
Unfortunately the police are recruiting young uni bods who just want the uniform and power and have no interpersonal skills. We were out last week a police car came into the car park and six other cars shot out. we sat there and continued chatting, after all it was a public car park with a beautiful view. They drove round us about eight times and then shone the lights into our car. So what did we do? We wound the window down and said good evening. They saw we were not drunk, not taking drugs and not boy racers and promptly left.
We love dogging.. and we love it because of the risk and the danger of getting caught, so if the police didnt patrol it wouldnt be any fun anymore!!! Isnt that why alot of us do it??? If not go to a nightclub or munch or a swingers club!!
I would also like to point out that I am sure alot of you would be quick to scream blue murder if you were mugged or beaten up or surrounded by boy racers.. just one day you may be thankful for the bobby patrol!!
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
A.S.B.O.
Quote by surreylovers
I think what everyone has to remember is that you do have to take the good with the bad and take into consideration the police are just doing their job. Just like bailiffs, no one likes them but again they are just doing their job and earning a living. Dont get me wrong there are some right w%^*ker coppers out there, but there also some decent ones to.
Unfortunately the police are recruiting young uni bods who just want the uniform and power and have no interpersonal skills. We were out last week a police car came into the car park and six other cars shot out. we sat there and continued chatting, after all it was a public car park with a beautiful view. They drove round us about eight times and then shone the lights into our car. So what did we do? We wound the window down and said good evening. They saw we were not drunk, not taking drugs and not boy racers and promptly left.
We love dogging.. and we love it because of the risk and the danger of getting caught, so if the police didnt patrol it wouldnt be any fun anymore!!! Isnt that why alot of us do it??? If not go to a nightclub or munch or a swingers club!!
I would also like to point out that I am sure alot of you would be quick to scream blue murder if you were mugged or beaten up or surrounded by boy racers.. just one day you may be thankful for the bobby patrol!!
STEADY EVERY ONE LOVES BAILIFFS especially LOU !!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Teesside Guy
..i replied that i'd never fucked a copper before..that wiped the smile off his face
I would hope not. Isnt this tantamount to :!::
Joe
What a juvenile statement to make. Glad I'm not likely to run into you whilst I'm out. I prefer my doggers to have a little more imagination . . . and respect, even for the boys in blue :?Tracy-Jayne
If you read the rest of the thread, the comments about certain officers using dogging situations to exert their 'authority' over people, inflate their egos and go on what is often an unjustified power trip, you might consider that I used my imagination to make the leap from this type of behaviour to likening it to more the basic needs for the head of a pack of animals to exert their authority over others.
On the other hand, I may well have been likening the officer concerned to something from George Orwells Animal Farm. The officer concerned was happy to ignore the word of the law (OK, I know the law is a grey area in the scenario, but stay with me.) if what was being done 'illegally' was to be done for his gratifiaction. Undertones of "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." Hence the bestial link again.
More likely ( in Tracys view)its just that I was a teenager in the 80's, and I have this enduring image of Nigel Planer playing Neil the Hippy in The Young Ones, when he joined the police and was seen banging on the door of a house where a party was in full swing shouting "Hy, guys, like open up, its the pigs..."
I have nothing against the police in general, just the bent ones and, if the officer in question was prepared to waive what he sees as his duty in return for sexual favours the he's a bent policeman. And I would question the morals of anyone who gave in to that kind of blackmail.
:taz:
Here ends my rant.
On the other hand, I may well have been likening the officer concerned to something from George Orwells Animal Farm. The officer concerned was happy to ignore the word of the law (OK, I know the law is a grey area in the scenario, but stay with me.) if what was being done 'illegally' was to be done for his gratifiaction. Undertones of "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." Hence the bestial link again.
More likely ( in Tracys view)its just that I was a teenager in the 80's, and I have this enduring image of Nigel Planer playing Neil the Hippy in The Young Ones, when he joined the police and was seen banging on the door of a house where a party was in full swing shouting "Hy, guys, like open up, its the pigs..."
I have nothing against the police in general, just the bent ones and, if the officer in question was prepared to waive what he sees as his duty in return for sexual favours the he's a bent policeman. And I would question the morals of anyone who gave in to that kind of blackmail.
:taz:
Here ends my rant.
Sex God
Quote by Teesside Guy
I have nothing against the police in general, just the bent ones and, if the officer in question was prepared to waive what he sees as his duty in return for sexual favours the he's a bent policeman. And I would question the morals of anyone who gave in to that kind of blackmail.
:taz:
Here ends my rant.
But you didn't like it when he questioned YOUR morals by being out dogging? Hmm! Pots and kettle come to mind here . . .
T-J
oh dear, that bit was a joke..sort of the standard stag night material my comic friend used to trot out regularly at police functions and stuff
:lol: they used to laugh their bollocks off at that one :lol: :lol: anyway, it doesn't change your argument, so i'll leave you guys to it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Who questioned my morals for being out dogging? Nobody has questioned my morals about being out dogging! What are you on about? None of this happened to me, I was merely passing comment on the behaviour of a 'member of the law enforcement community' as Elwood Blues would call them, as experienced by another scribe 'pon this thread!
Instead of changing the basis of your arguement and looking for another wrong conclusion to jump to, how about apologising for the first one?!
You dont fool me with your diversionary tactics!
:kick:
Instead of changing the basis of your arguement and looking for another wrong conclusion to jump to, how about apologising for the first one?!
You dont fool me with your diversionary tactics!
:kick:
and another thing...
... Just because the police laugh it off when someone makes a skit about them being bent, doesn't make it right for them to be bent and it doesnt make them not-bent, unbent, straight, honest!
We had a guy up here, a police chief by the name of Ray Mallon. The papers called him Robocop, you may have seen him on the news. He had officers out stopping all and sundry for minor offences, using the tactic he then used these minor offences as reason to exercise the officers' right to carry out searches of the offenders and in doing this, the local constabulary caught hundreds more people carrying knives, going tooled up for mugging, robbery, burglary etc, carrying offensive weapons and drugs. The scallies knew that the police were out to get them and they were scared. People walked the streets feeling safe to do so. It was brilliant. Then some area commander came up with some trumped up charges of Mallon using confiscated drugs to pay an informant. Mallon gets suspended on full pay, there's a big inquiry. Five years and seven million pounds later, nothing is proven either way. The area commander 'retires' half way through the enquiry. His henchman, some guy at the head of the local CID, leaves the force in disgrace after it was discovered that he'd been arrested in the US for pissing up the side of the Alomo while there on an official fact finding mission. (Actually, it might have been Ozzy Osbourne who pissed up the side of the Alomo and got arrested for it, but the copper did the self same thing up the side of some other US national monument or something. Probably one of the Texan Terrorists Missiles of Peace.)
We lost the best, most effective police officer we had ever had thanks to a couple nof bent bobbies jealous of his success and a very dodgy Council Leader who just happened to also be head of the local police authority at the time. (Not to mention £7million of taxpayers money)
Ray Mallon had the last laugh. The people of Middlesbrough voted him in as mayor. Now he gets to do nice things like have tea with his counterpart, the mayor of Hartlepool, H'Angus the Monkey. I'm not kidding. The people of Hartlepool voted for the local football teams mascot to become mayor on the back of a policy of free bananas for everyone! And they complained when they didnt get their free banana after the election...
... Is anyone still reading this garbage?!
:bs:
... Just because the police laugh it off when someone makes a skit about them being bent, doesn't make it right for them to be bent and it doesnt make them not-bent, unbent, straight, honest!
We had a guy up here, a police chief by the name of Ray Mallon. The papers called him Robocop, you may have seen him on the news. He had officers out stopping all and sundry for minor offences, using the tactic he then used these minor offences as reason to exercise the officers' right to carry out searches of the offenders and in doing this, the local constabulary caught hundreds more people carrying knives, going tooled up for mugging, robbery, burglary etc, carrying offensive weapons and drugs. The scallies knew that the police were out to get them and they were scared. People walked the streets feeling safe to do so. It was brilliant. Then some area commander came up with some trumped up charges of Mallon using confiscated drugs to pay an informant. Mallon gets suspended on full pay, there's a big inquiry. Five years and seven million pounds later, nothing is proven either way. The area commander 'retires' half way through the enquiry. His henchman, some guy at the head of the local CID, leaves the force in disgrace after it was discovered that he'd been arrested in the US for pissing up the side of the Alomo while there on an official fact finding mission. (Actually, it might have been Ozzy Osbourne who pissed up the side of the Alomo and got arrested for it, but the copper did the self same thing up the side of some other US national monument or something. Probably one of the Texan Terrorists Missiles of Peace.)
We lost the best, most effective police officer we had ever had thanks to a couple nof bent bobbies jealous of his success and a very dodgy Council Leader who just happened to also be head of the local police authority at the time. (Not to mention £7million of taxpayers money)
Ray Mallon had the last laugh. The people of Middlesbrough voted him in as mayor. Now he gets to do nice things like have tea with his counterpart, the mayor of Hartlepool, H'Angus the Monkey. I'm not kidding. The people of Hartlepool voted for the local football teams mascot to become mayor on the back of a policy of free bananas for everyone! And they complained when they didnt get their free banana after the election...
... Is anyone still reading this garbage?!
:bs:
Well said that man!( I assume you are male but not in a sexist way. I wouldnt want anyone to think that I was assuming that you were male simply because you are talking sense. Closer to the truth, I assume you are male because of your name, which i know, is another sexual stereotype...)
Sod it, Well said that Bailiff!
There, that should keep all the character assasins happy.
ASBO's for sitting in your car, whatever next? Free trips to an Amsterdam prostitute for doing well in your GCSE's???
Sod it, Well said that Bailiff!
There, that should keep all the character assasins happy.
ASBO's for sitting in your car, whatever next? Free trips to an Amsterdam prostitute for doing well in your GCSE's???
Sexlightened
Funny thing is belive it or not I saw the other day that the asbo could be obtained along the line of "Misuse of a public place" bit of a catch all that one.
Sexlightened
mmmmmmmmmmmmm let me see:
Car Parks are for Parking Cars
Picnic areas are for Picnics
Public Toilets are for............. Doing well you know what
Sports grounds are for sport
SWINGING CLUBS ARE FOR SWINGING!!!
Car Parks are for Parking Cars
Picnic areas are for Picnics
Public Toilets are for............. Doing well you know what
Sports grounds are for sport
SWINGING CLUBS ARE FOR SWINGING!!!
Sex God
Quote by Clint Northwood
mmmmmmmmmmmmm let me see:
Car Parks are for Parking Cars
Picnic areas are for Picnics
Public Toilets are for............. Doing well you know what
Sports grounds are for sport
SWINGING CLUBS ARE FOR SWINGING!!!
The House of Commons is for ...................................??
Sexlightened
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr
is that were you walk the dog on Sunday morning??????????????
The place seems full of wildlife to me!!!!!!!!!!
Are Motorway services where you get your car repaired?
is that were you walk the dog on Sunday morning??????????????
The place seems full of wildlife to me!!!!!!!!!!
Are Motorway services where you get your car repaired?
