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Read, and consider carefully !

Since the place is NOT used for dogging, I consider that the site AUP has not been breached by my post.....but..
Transformed into a sex den? lol
Blimey. Does someone come along at closing time and put down rugs, cushions and add a few lava lamps?
Gotta love journos! rolleyes
Did they get the work experience lad to write it??
"Liberal Democrat councillor for Ampthill Mark Cathrall said: "It surprises me this is the case. I never knew that." Honest Guv!
"We will create a safe and open planned car park, which will be lit in the evening and monitored by CCTV. " You can obtain the videos we get on a premium rate website!
"By day Budgens car park in the quaint Georgian town of Ampthill is home to hundreds of families filling their cars with their weekly shopping." And maybe the same people are back later!!!!
Hehe, oooh you cynic......you've destroyed my fantasy now, I was going to zoom up the M1, collect JTS on the way, giggle at him scolding me for crossing the border and then head for lava lamp heaven!!
It's a cruel world :cry:
It made me laugh thinking of the Waitrose people counting the cars coming in and out to do their feasibility study. They maybe in for a shock when the late night opening is no where near as succesful as that predicted by the survey. Try explaining why you got that wong to the board!
Maybe they are expecting a rush on creampies in the evening given there market research.
Applications to develop this area can only be welcomed to stop the seedier side of society spreading any further."

Ooh clean cut Harry Jones is the "seedier side of society", you have been warned folks stay away from this horrible man lol
would never lower myself to a budgens car park :shock:
more of an asda man biggrin
I don't think the seedy georgian town of ampthill could survive a lightening visit from 'dipity...
As for THAT car park being a centre of sexual perversity....yes..
Now, that sneaky little car park just off mill street in bedford....just behind bedford on sundays offices....always a few used rubbers about in a morning....I used to think that some miscreants had used it for a quicky the night before.....but, having considered the evidence, I now think they may be "out-of-the-window" sling-outs.....office rejects, so to speak !
Still, with their interest in the seedier side of life.............you know the old sayings....dirt rubs off ?
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would never lower myself to a budgens car park :shock:

lol
I thought that too, but I don't know who shops there so thought it wise to keep my mouth shut! redface
I thought that too, but I don't know who shops there so thought it wise to keep my mouth shut! redface

bet its not for long though biggrin
Too right, I would never do well at a sponsored silence :twisted: