[b]I am a virgin need female to lose it for me im from wigan

13 Mar 2005

Quote by Snertsmate
I don't know.
I'm sure he could go to some car parks and shout :-
" I'm a virgin will someone pop my cherry ? "
with great sucess, there'd be lots of guys there to help him out!

He did say anyone!
:twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

OH! :shock:
In that case, can I watch? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Mar 2005

yeah sure

13 Mar 2005

The best chuckle ive had in ages, i cant believe you are being soooo leaniant with him.
Drop his preverbial drawers and give him a verbal spanking

:smackbottom:
Quit while your lagging behing kid

13 Mar 2005

Quote by virgin18
yeah sure

OK, you little dirty slut bitch..... Bend over and take it like a man :twisted: rotflmao

13 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
yeah sure

OK, you little dirty slut bitch..... Bend over and take it like a man :twisted: rotflmao

I'd advise you (virgin) to click on Blue's www link (under each post) and see JUST what you've got yourself into. You may want to walk backwards VERY fast!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

13 Mar 2005

y what have i done im sry

13 Mar 2005

Quote by virgin18
y what have i done im sry

You've been a very naughty boy, you're just a dirty slut who needs to be taken in hand

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Mar 2005

I suggest you read the advise you have been given, and then go and spend your money as is suggested on a local street corner!

13 Mar 2005

oh no im really sry(crying) sry
i really am sad

13 Mar 2005

blue listen im sry for everything ive done ill think i take ur advice and wait until i know about this sort of stuff will i get banned form sh?
Cause i am really sry

13 Mar 2005

Quote by virgin18
blue listen im sry for everything ive done ill think i take ur advice and wait until i know about this sort of stuff will i get banned form sh?
Cause i am really sry

Right, that's it.... can someone please enlighten me as to what the fuck "sry" means?!?!?

13 Mar 2005

sod all that.... blue you let him off lightly... why don't you just attack him with one of your strap ons.... biggrin

:D :D
teach him to want to grow up..........
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

13 Mar 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
blue listen im sry for everything ive done ill think i take ur advice and wait until i know about this sort of stuff will i get banned form sh?
Cause i am really sry

Right, that's it.... can someone please enlighten me as to what the fuck "sry" means?!?!?
I don't know either but he really really is it!! Must be short for 'so really young'?
dunno

:dunno:

13 Mar 2005

it means sorry

13 Mar 2005

Quote by Jags
blue listen im so really young for everything ive done ill think i take ur advice and wait until i know about this sort of stuff will i get banned form sh?
Cause i am really so really young

Right, that's it.... can someone please enlighten me as to what the fuck "sry" means?!?!?
I don't know either but he really really is it!! Must be short for 'so really young'?
dunno

:dunno:
Yep, that must be it.. it all makes sense now!! lol

13 Mar 2005

ok, will somebody tell me just what the fuck is going on here......
iI done lost the plot here now, this kids either very very stupid or just plain aint willing to listen

13 Mar 2005

Quote by kristof
iI done lost the plot here now, this kids either very very stupid or just plain aint willing to listen

He's a teenager Kristof - they never listen to advice lol

T-J

13 Mar 2005

Quote by RedHot

iI done lost the plot here now, this kids either very very stupid or just plain aint willing to listen

He's a teenager Kristof - they never listen to advice lol

T-J
So speaks someone who always listened to mother.....yeah right :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Mar 2005

Quote by mikedrive

iI done lost the plot here now, this kids either very very stupid or just plain aint willing to listen

He's a teenager Kristof - they never listen to advice lol

T-J
So speaks someone who always listened to mother.....yeah right :lol: :lol: :lol:
No mate. That's how I know they don't listen - 'cos I never did either and it's not so far in my past that I forget such things :lol: wink

T-J

13 Mar 2005

Quote by RedHot

iI done lost the plot here now, this kids either very very stupid or just plain aint willing to listen

He's a teenager Kristof - they never listen to advice lol

T-J
So speaks someone who always listened to mother.....yeah right :lol: :lol: :lol:
No mate. That's how I know they don't listen - 'cos I never did either and it's not so far in my past that I forget such things :lol: wink

T-J
You are taking the mickey out of me again aren't you. mad

:x
Just because I can't remember things redbot :lol: :lol:
Tuesday is coming soon to your local area, be afraid, very afraid :twisted:

13 Mar 2005

Quote by mikedrive
You are taking the mickey out of me again aren't you. :x
Just because I can't remember things redbot :lol:
Tuesday is coming soon to your local area, be afraid, very afraid :twisted:

Ooer! I'm quaking in my boots mate rolleyes

T-J

14 Mar 2005

Hello people,I'm new to the site but not new to dogging or swinging,Virgin18,I think the phrase is "U've pissed on your chips" for a while seems you are so desperate to lose your cherry,even if you went dogging you would probably,well almost definately,f@#k it up for all the other genuine doggers in the area at the time,your "enthusiasm" would almost certainly enrage them for quite some time to come,for your own sake listen to the advice given by all the previous comments made on this thread because I'm pretty sure no female on here would go near you with Saddam Hussein's barge pole,It seems you regard these ladies and I mean ladies as a piece of meat to satisfy your desire to lose your "virginity". What you have shown to everyone is just why you are still a virgin at 18 and at this rate will probably remain so for quite a long time to should be and expect to be treated with RESPECT 1st and you have learned how to do that you may have more success,I hope this helps you,

14 Mar 2005

Quote by iluvminis
Hello people,I'm new to the site but not new to dogging or swinging,Virgin18,I think the phrase is "U've pissed on your chips" for a while seems you are so desperate to lose your cherry,even if you went dogging you would probably,well almost definately,f@#k it up for all the other genuine doggers in the area at the time,your "enthusiasm" would almost certainly enrage them for quite some time to come,for your own sake listen to the advice given by all the previous comments made on this thread because I'm pretty sure no female on here would go near you with Saddam Hussein's barge pole,It seems you regard these ladies and I mean ladies as a peice of meat to satisfy your desire to lose your "virginity". What you have shown to everyone is just why you are still a virgin at 18 and at this rate will probably remain so for quite a long time to should be and expect to be treated with RESPECT 1st and you have learned how to do that you may have more success,I hope this helps you,

let me :welcome: you to :swingingchair: Heaven and say thank you for those openining words, you I feel will find acceptance very rapidly here

14 Mar 2005

Thanks Kristof,very kind of you to say that,best regards,john

14 Mar 2005

this virgin guy has got 2 b a wind up
bet all his workmates in the office r at his screen pissing themselves

14 Mar 2005

Doesn't really matter anymore anyway - he can no longer post.
Mal
wink