In the spirit of some of the couples profile adverts:
Wanted for thursday thursday night. not last or next thursday.
Blonde. not brunette or redhead, or i wont reply
Must be 5'3" max in height or i will drive out of the car park. this doesnt mean 5'5 or 5'6
Preferably aged between 21 - 24. Consideration will be given to older blondes (up to age 74 max) if they send more than a two line reply and interest me.
Full dogging ettiquette rules. initial brake light followed by brief flicker of internal light to let me know you are who you are. when i reciprocate (and only when) you may approach the car.
Pics sent of just her 36DD (minimum) tits do nothing for me. full smiling dressed face pic or i wont reply!!!!
No laying enticingly on my bonnet and watch the paintwork if i wind the window down.
I have full permission (from myself) to meet alone, but others may be nearby. if this offends dont contact me.
and finally, some of you are bottle blondes (you know who you are). please dont waste my time
see you thursday
Mattius
Sexpert
