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Sex God
Quote by Nash
Anyone out this week to show me the ropes
I've never seen any ropes at the Bolton locations. Have I been looking in the wrong place all this time? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Nash
Not the reply I was looking for maybe the next one will have some sense to it
Nash, we're a bunch of loons on here...... we like to make senseless little jokes, it's all part of the fun of the forum
. The best way to get fun off here is to get known and take part in the banter. I do go to Bolton quite often, I was just enquiring where the ropes are
:lol: :lol: ..... never mind, obviously it was a bad joke.... welcome to the forum btw :lol: 
Sex God
Call that a bad joke blue....... I dunno youngsters nowadays.....
I remrmber in my day when bad jokes were really bad.......... now let me think........
wanders off muttering to himself... I say, I say, I say... my dogs got no nose.....
I remrmber in my day when bad jokes were really bad.......... now let me think........
wanders off muttering to himself... I say, I say, I say... my dogs got no nose.....
Sex God
Talking of bad jokes, here's a few more:
What happened to the guy who ate a Christmas tree?
He got tinselitis
:roll: :roll: :roll:
What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a man?
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Which type of mobile phone does Santa prefer?
Pay as you ho ho ho
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Are you bored yet?
OK, the worst one ever...
What do you call a shark in a Father Xmas outfit?
Santa Jaws.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Daily Sport classics :shock:
What happened to the guy who ate a Christmas tree?
He got tinselitis
:roll: :roll: :roll: What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a man?
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Which type of mobile phone does Santa prefer?
Pay as you ho ho ho
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Are you bored yet?
OK, the worst one ever...
What do you call a shark in a Father Xmas outfit?
Santa Jaws.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Daily Sport classics :shock:
Sex God
I could point you to the best place to be last Friday night.... and the best place to have been Saturday night..... As for Tonight... well, only tomorrow will we know where it was..... the trick here is to get known, and then maybe be told ahead of time.... Sorry.
Sex God
Tell us some jokes Nash and we'll tell you where to go in Bolton :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
:D :D 
Sex God
Quote by pumapaul
not seen much in the way of bondage on my dogging nights but you never know!
Bondage and dogging, now that sounds interesting :twisted: Where do I put my name down!
Sex God
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Bondage and dogging, now that sounds interesting :twisted: Where do I put my name down!
In my little Black Book !
So is Bolton back up and running again?
Guy takes his dog to the vet as it has a problem with one of it's ears
Vet picks the dog up to take a closer look and says to the owner
"No, I am sorry I will have to put him down"
Owner says "But why? He only has a sore ear"
Vet "I will have to put him down because he is too heavy"
Guffaw guffaw :lol:
Guy takes his dog to the vet as it has a problem with one of it's ears
Vet picks the dog up to take a closer look and says to the owner
"No, I am sorry I will have to put him down"
Owner says "But why? He only has a sore ear"
Vet "I will have to put him down because he is too heavy"
Guffaw guffaw :lol: 