mass meet to be organised near you late tonight
five gorgeous stunning sex mad models and two guys want to meet boy racers as soon as poss
you must be dressed to impress in baseball caps and have at least five packed in the car, preferably be slightly over the limit drinkwise and have copious amounts of illegal drugs packed into the car. (we like to party)
we are shy and will hide in the bushes and want to see you do at least three wheel spins upon entering the car park so we know who you are
proof that you are genuine boy racers will be needed so ensure you send us a pic of your car including the reg plate and pref with you all standing by the car naked. those supplying their home addresses and the telphone number of the local police station will be given preference . we expect you to be prompt and turn up exactly on time.
this is our first time and we want to make it special
i can smell the pm's arriving later..wink
cant wait
mass meet to be organised near you late tonight
five gorgeous stunning sex mad models and two guys want to meet boy racers as soon as poss
you must be dressed to impress in baseball caps and have at least five packed in the car, preferably be slightly over the limit drinkwise and have copious amounts of illegal drugs packed into the car. (we like to party)
we are shy and will hide in the bushes and want to see you do at least three wheel spins upon entering the car park so we know who you are
proof that you are genuine boy racers will be needed so ensure you send us a pic of your car including the reg plate and pref with you all standing by the car naked. those supplying their home addresses and the telphone number of the local police station will be given preference . we expect you to be prompt and turn up exactly on time.
this is our first time and we want to make it special
genius post mate! genius!
damn.
it was a no show. let down again
girls all waiting dressed up for nothing, bushes twitching (the branches, the branches)
and not a willing boy racer in sight...typical!!!
I'll bring the White Lightening Cider !! I'll open me tailgate so you can hear me subby booming some mp3's I stole from Kazaa... I won't bring rubbers cos I always blow them up for a laugh outside the Burger van we can't afford to eat at. Ps I'm low on petrol cos we like to sniff it so please bring a can or I'll be late home and my mum will have to get out off bed and leave a "john" alone in the caravan bedroom and he might find the Skunk hidden under the inflatable mattress..
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