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can some one help me out and tell me more plez.

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hi all
i would like to no all the doggin places in essex cos im new to all this and i like the sound of it. so plez help me out and let me no some more places and what i should do when i get there im a single stright guy looking for the fun watching or joining in im not fust. confused
Hi there and welcome
Take a left past the phone box, carry on for 1/2 mile then right at the Feathers Public house. Take the second left then first right, go through the gate (remember to close it after you) and hey presto...a great big field which fido will love to run around !!
I suggest when you arrive, let fido off the lead and settle down under the oak tree with a good book. Fido will let you know when to make your move (he'll stop running around and lay near you)
Hope thats of help, please do come back and let us know how it goes.
Regards Paul
oh brightongoblin.....I hope you can run....have you seen the build of this guy..check out his ad....well i wouldn't argue with him anyway !!! there again I wouldn't argue with Mr Musscle off the Tv advert either !!!! Anyway all i can say is run..and run fast matey !!
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Hi there and welcome
Take a left past the phone box, carry on for 1/2 mile then right at the Feathers Public house. Take the second left then first right, go through the gate (remember to close it after you) and hey presto...a great big field which fido will love to run around !!
I suggest when you arrive, let fido off the lead and settle down under the oak tree with a good book. Fido will let you know when to make your move (he'll stop running around and lay near you)
Hope thats of help, please do come back and let us know how it goes.
Regards Paul

What dunno
Quote by tcspurs
hi all
i would like to no all the doggin places in essex cos im new to all this and i like the sound of it. so plez help me out and let me no some more places and what i should do when i get there im a single stright guy looking for the fun watching or joining in im not fust. confused

It might help, and Im not trying to be pedantic, but if you worked on your spelling a bit, you wouldnt come across as a 16 year old. No offence.
S xx
Quote by Silk and Big G
Im not trying to be pedantic, but if you worked on your spelling a bit, you wouldnt come across as a 16 year old. No offence.

I believe you! lol
but spelling and grammar has been bad for years. For example you dropped the apostrophe from wouldn't, time to spank your bottom! :lol:
Question for the mods, is there anyway of adding a spell check function on the forum? i know the one for my uni has a checker, but then again if people previewed and proof read it wouldn't be an issue. rolleyes
BB
Quote by beebeep
Im not trying to be pedantic, but if you worked on your spelling a bit, you wouldnt come across as a 16 year old. No offence.

I believe you! lol
but spelling and grammer has been bad for years. For example you dropped the apostrophe from wouldn't, time to spank your bottom! :lol:
Question for the mods, is there anyway of adding a spell check function on the forum? i know the one for my uni has a checker, but then again if people previewed and proof read it wouldn't be an issue. rolleyes
BB
A spell checker that found words like grammar had been spelled incorrectly, you mean?
:lol:
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A spell checker that found words like grammar had been spelled incorrectly, you mean?
lol

erm......yeah sad :cry:
but you see the problem then, would you like to be my proof reader??????? wink
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A spell checker that found words like grammar had been spelled incorrectly, you mean?
lol

erm......yeah sad :cry:
but you see the problem then, would you like to be my proof reader??????? wink
Nope, I just catch people out now and again. Couldn't resist that one as you'd had a dig at Big G :lol: :wink:
Quote by freckledbird

A spell checker that found words like grammar had been spelled incorrectly, you mean?
lol

erm......yeah sad :cry:
but you see the problem then, would you like to be my proof reader??????? wink
Nope, I just catch people out now and again. Couldn't resist that one as you'd had a dig at Big G :lol: :wink:
well you know they love a dig! :lol:
Have amended as well bolt
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well you know they love a dig! lol

It's Silk here. *clears her throat* You will find, my posts are marginally different that G's. G's for a word, are more jugular.
Silk
You mean he goes for the throat ?
so no help then lol
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so no help then lol

not unless you like your throat cut! :twisted:
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What dunno

It was (it seems a failed attempt) at humour, trying to make a suggestion as to where to take his dog, and what to do when there.
I guess next time I should either
1) ingnor a new user and hope someone else helps out (not happened yet on this thread)
2) Cut and paste the standard response to this type of post, ie: post lots and get to know everyone. (not happened yet on this thread)
I make an unreserved apology to anyone that took offence to my wit, and will of course edit my last post upon request.
Paul
OK just to demonstrate I am not always nasty and condescending here goes with the help.
Well mate , the internet is chock full of lists of dogging sites , many are live ones many are dead , many never really existed and that changes literally day to day . This very site has a list which im sure includes some from Essex ( not sure if you have looked at all ).
As for people here telling you about where to go , well thats unlikely since they have no idea who you are , and as my lovely woman said your approach could suffer a little polishing .
If you want to do it the lazy way then just print off a list of local sites and go there and wait ( thats what 90% of dogging is-waiting ) if you want to get some information from the members here then you'll have to contribute for quite some time and convince them youre the sort of geezer they would like to share a darkened carpark with .
If you want to learn how it all works then read a few older posts , and you'll see why some arent always as helpful as they might be . It gets a bit dull you see , with hundreds of people every week posting a brief message asking " where are my local sites?" .
So there ya go , take from that what you will , its about as helpful as Ive a mind to be .
Peace
G
Quote by deancannock
oh brightongoblin.....I hope you can run....have you seen the build of this guy..check out his ad....well i wouldn't argue with him anyway !!! there again I wouldn't argue with Mr Musscle off the Tv advert either !!!! Anyway all i can say is run..and run fast matey !!

I shouldnt worry too much Dean , hes obviously sick as he has lots of strange groths all over his stomach causing a weird bumpy surface ( shame hope he gets better )
Quote by Silk and Big G
oh brightongoblin.....I hope you can run....have you seen the build of this guy..check out his ad....well i wouldn't argue with him anyway !!! there again I wouldn't argue with Mr Musscle off the Tv advert either !!!! Anyway all i can say is run..and run fast matey !!

I shouldnt worry too much Dean , hes obviously sick as he has lots of strange groths all over his stomach causing a weird bumpy surface ( shame hope he gets better )
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
whos got the hump about the letters no me boss lol
i must be get it all wrong confused :? :? :? :?
Nah , its me that got it wrong . I posted in the wrong thread mate :-) just ignore the last couple of comments LOL