thankyou bluexxx, we'd need to specially train some dogs that can track the familiar throaty exhausts, and wheel spinning. The only problem is, i'm not exactly sure on what to do with them when caught ! Any ideas !!?
Game on ! :taz:
"COOL AS" Thats a great idea, we should form an alliance!!!!!!
You have to sympathise with them (bo' racers).
Having spent all their dosh buying the corsa/clio/nova/fiesta etc, and then putting 500 quids worth of sound system in, and then having a body job done, and then having the loud exhaust fitted, and then spending 1500 quid on insurance........they have nothing to spend to go out.
So they ruin others fun to compensate.
It would be better for them if they had a dick...or one a bit longer than a half inch...then they may be able to go cruising...
I met one last night...he'd just put his motor into a tree...after having done the impossible....hit the start of a length of armco in the centre of a dual carriageway and launched himself into the air...20 metres airborn and then front ended the highway and slid into a tree...fortunately the air bags fired....after a brief interval I asked if he wanted help and got a no....then he got his brother on the phone to tell me to piss off and leave him alone.....I said I was just looking after him 'til the law got there...at which he legged it into the trees....no bottle.
Yep, having been back to the same layby near the accident, he is lucky.
Or not.
The law said the car was reg to a hire outfit.
A brand spankin' Zafira.
Well, minus engine sump, lumps of gearbox and braking system....and you know those nice litle signs at the start of dual carriageways...the BIG round ones with the arrow on blue..and the posts it's on ?....... bo'racers are lucky too.
sush be wery wery quiet
Im a hunting woy wacers
well its hunting season and they do make good targets
you can hear them comming windows down so you can get a good head shot
so its time to ambush
i think about 20 or so doggers 20 painball guns a few thousand rounds
also a few paint bombs
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brilliant idea ! i pitty the girl in the pic though, paintballs sting when you've got several layers of clothes on, but in the nude, doesn't bare thinking about !!
Oh, I dunno.
While the blokes are playing with their weapons she can be shootin' them wiv paintballs while they're shootin' something else.
here, deep in the undergrowth of the chase, we've come on safari to observe the much sought after, and very rare, coupleousgettinlaidicus. These are a very rare breed that have a very captivating, some say exhibitonist mating ritual. So let's crawl deeper through these bushes and see what pops up.
Ssshhh, we've stumbled across a well known mating ground of the coupleousgettinlaidicus, and yes, just there, in the far corner, i don't believe it, but we've found a prime example of this rare species, and, oh my god, they're about to perform their rare mating ritual right infront of us.
BUT wait, can you hear that ? That deep, bass like rhumble followed by that throaty roar ? That sounds like the spoilusidioticus, this is a collective group of near primate mammals that raid the mating grounds of coupleousgettinlaidicus.
Sssshhh, the noise is getting louder, if you look through that cloud of dust that's approaching you can make out the boynovacus, metrodumbacus, and yes, even the corsaraceacus. If you look closely, you can identify the male of this species, by the low, layed back position they sit in, and some have a baseball cap plumage on their head. They're now performing their territorial claiming dance, which usually consists of donuts, wheel spinning, handbrake turns, shining full beam everywhere, and all this together with their mating call of revving throaty sounds, is making the coupleousgettinlaidicus a very rare species in this part of the country. If only I had rememberd to bring my hunting rifle, I could've culled this nuiscance to our habitat, which would encourage more coupleousgettinlaidicus back into our countryside.
It's no good going on about the problem that has started on the chase. the boy racers will only go away when they get fed up of finding noone there to antagonise. As a practical suggestion I would move to the smaller car parks. I can immediately think of 2 suitable ones within 5 mins of Ansons. Not going to publish locations here, anyone that wants them can PM me. The boy racers will not use these car parks as there is only room for about a half dozen cars, and even when empty you have to do a 3 point turn to get out. Consequently they can only enter one at a time and would not have the bottle to do that.
Anyone that wants them can also call-up aerial maps of the area from multimap and see them in glorious color.
Then they can go there and check them out without a welcoming committee awaiting.
They can download this map (courtesy of the gov) and then pick and pack...
Downloaded as a pdf file and then zoom-in and print or wot ?
Not bad, just tried it out and you can see clearly ALL the car parks around the chase and zoom in on the road networks.
:banghead: . What an introduction they had, as this was their first show. Myself and the other two doggers met up with them again further on the chase, after being followed by the Ballet Company for just over a mile (i suspect they wanted an encore and felt disgruntled that we didn't ask for one ! 
) We did explain to the couple, if you're reading this you know who you are ! that it isn't allways like this ! I just hope it hasn't put you off for good.
:x 
leave em alone! i have had runnings with em and i can tell you that many of them are more than willing to join in 
