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If fox hunting gets banned, should boy racer hunting take it's place ?

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I would like to take this opportunity, to give a huge thankyou to the cast of the Boy Racer Ballet Company, who give us a spectacular performance of swan lake on the chase last night. The 12 strong, yes count them, 12 ! put on an amazing show, including some well rehearsed spinning round and around the carpark light show, burning the retenas out of our eyes.
It was a really moving show, so moving infact, that us and the couple that was putting on a show for us had to go banghead :banghead: . What an introduction they had, as this was their first show. Myself and the other two doggers met up with them again further on the chase, after being followed by the Ballet Company for just over a mile (i suspect they wanted an encore and felt disgruntled that we didn't ask for one ! rotflmao ) We did explain to the couple, if you're reading this you know who you are ! that it isn't allways like this ! I just hope it hasn't put you off for good.
Anyway, once again, thankyou lads, much appreciated ! mad :x
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Aggggghhhhhhhh - you have my sympathies, absolutely.
Any organised boy racer hunts - let me know where and when :boxing:
thankyou bluexxx, we'd need to specially train some dogs that can track the familiar throaty exhausts, and wheel spinning. The only problem is, i'm not exactly sure on what to do with them when caught ! Any ideas !!?
Game on ! :taz:
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Throw 'em to the dog(ger)s :mrgreen:
I live in cannock and have been going up the chase for a while now but due to a newspaper report a few weeks ago the boy racers have decided to ruin the whole dogging thing, Pretty sad for them really cos when i was eighteen i couldn't wait to go clubbing and pubbing but due to there girlfriends only being 12 i suppose their bound to act childish! Haven't seen any action for a while up ansons bank and as for the rest of the chase its full of youngsters faking it!!!! All in all Wank. Feel better for having that moan!!!! George x sad
Brilliant, i've got an idea, next time i'll tap on their windows and politely remind them that's it's past their bedtime, and that mummy's waiting by the front door patiently tapping the rolling pin in her hand
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"COOL AS" Thats a great idea, we should form an alliance!!!!!!
COUNT US IN! We were going to go over the chase last night but instead went to sandwell valley (for the first time) and surprise surprise...
BOY RACERS!
I must admit that Em is a bit of a girlracer, but she would NEVER spoil anyones fun like those silly little tards..
I would love to be part of the alliance, too many times they have spoiled my fun rolleyes
Ben, I called in on the chase last night as i was passing through cannock, they were up there again, so you're night would've been ruined on the chase too !! Next time, i might take some lego for them to play with instead lol
You have to sympathise with them (bo' racers).
Having spent all their dosh buying the corsa/clio/nova/fiesta etc, and then putting 500 quids worth of sound system in, and then having a body job done, and then having the loud exhaust fitted, and then spending 1500 quid on insurance........they have nothing to spend to go out.
So they ruin others fun to compensate.
It would be better for them if they had a dick...or one a bit longer than a half inch...then they may be able to go cruising...
I met one last night...he'd just put his motor into a tree...after having done the impossible....hit the start of a length of armco in the centre of a dual carriageway and launched himself into the air...20 metres airborn and then front ended the highway and slid into a tree...fortunately the air bags fired....after a brief interval I asked if he wanted help and got a no....then he got his brother on the phone to tell me to piss off and leave him alone.....I said I was just looking after him 'til the law got there...at which he legged it into the trees....no bottle.
:shock: You have an eventful life, Jomu!
So, who reckons that the accident-prone laddie had just crashed a stolen car rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Strewth Jomu, what a caring country we are when you offer to help someone and they say piss off ! banghead
More likely he had one too many ribennas and wanted to do one before the boys in blue turned up. Well I hope they caught up with him, cos it's idiots like that, that are bumping up our car insurance. Perhaps they should stick to playing with radio controlled cars until their brain matures, although, they'd want a quiet car park somewhere to use them, doh :banghead: :banghead:
Yep, having been back to the same layby near the accident, he is lucky.
Or not.
The law said the car was reg to a hire outfit.
A brand spankin' Zafira.
Well, minus engine sump, lumps of gearbox and braking system....and you know those nice litle signs at the start of dual carriageways...the BIG round ones with the arrow on blue..and the posts it's on ?....... bo'racers are lucky too.
sush be wery wery quiet
Im a hunting woy wacers
well its hunting season and they do make good targets
you can hear them comming windows down so you can get a good head shot
so its time to ambush
i think about 20 or so doggers 20 painball guns a few thousand rounds
also a few paint bombs
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Wicked!
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brilliant idea ! i pitty the girl in the pic though, paintballs sting when you've got several layers of clothes on, but in the nude, doesn't bare thinking about !!
Oh, I dunno.
While the blokes are playing with their weapons she can be shootin' them wiv paintballs while they're shootin' something else.
here, deep in the undergrowth of the chase, we've come on safari to observe the much sought after, and very rare, coupleousgettinlaidicus. These are a very rare breed that have a very captivating, some say exhibitonist mating ritual. So let's crawl deeper through these bushes and see what pops up.
Ssshhh, we've stumbled across a well known mating ground of the coupleousgettinlaidicus, and yes, just there, in the far corner, i don't believe it, but we've found a prime example of this rare species, and, oh my god, they're about to perform their rare mating ritual right infront of us.
BUT wait, can you hear that ? That deep, bass like rhumble followed by that throaty roar ? That sounds like the spoilusidioticus, this is a collective group of near primate mammals that raid the mating grounds of coupleousgettinlaidicus.
Sssshhh, the noise is getting louder, if you look through that cloud of dust that's approaching you can make out the boynovacus, metrodumbacus, and yes, even the corsaraceacus. If you look closely, you can identify the male of this species, by the low, layed back position they sit in, and some have a baseball cap plumage on their head. They're now performing their territorial claiming dance, which usually consists of donuts, wheel spinning, handbrake turns, shining full beam everywhere, and all this together with their mating call of revving throaty sounds, is making the coupleousgettinlaidicus a very rare species in this part of the country. If only I had rememberd to bring my hunting rifle, I could've culled this nuiscance to our habitat, which would encourage more coupleousgettinlaidicus back into our countryside.
evil leave em alone! i have had runnings with em and i can tell you that many of them are more than willing to join in wink
Dont be put off by the loud exaust and lowered cars!!
i feel for them actually because thing how much there wheels catch in the arches everytime they want to go up ansons bank and think ov the exaust scraping :shock:
so why would they put themselves and there flash motors thru that unless they wanted to actually dog??
try talking to em thats wot i did and they are ok biggrin
just a thought!
Violence is the not the answer!!!
We start they will start and dogging will be ruined for eva up ansons bank!
peace out!
I think Brumlad was joking dirty_dogger silly
Some of them may be ok but not when they are firing fireworks at your car, doing handbrake turns, throwing grit at your windscreen.
It's no good going on about the problem that has started on the chase. the boy racers will only go away when they get fed up of finding noone there to antagonise. As a practical suggestion I would move to the smaller car parks. I can immediately think of 2 suitable ones within 5 mins of Ansons. Not going to publish locations here, anyone that wants them can PM me. The boy racers will not use these car parks as there is only room for about a half dozen cars, and even when empty you have to do a 3 point turn to get out. Consequently they can only enter one at a time and would not have the bottle to do that.
Anyone that wants them can also call-up aerial maps of the area from multimap and see them in glorious color.
Then they can go there and check them out without a welcoming committee awaiting.
They can download this map (courtesy of the gov) and then pick and pack...

Downloaded as a pdf file and then zoom-in and print or wot ?
Not bad, just tried it out and you can see clearly ALL the car parks around the chase and zoom in on the road networks.