Celibate virgin, pure, seeks a person of the fair sex, for monkey business, tonight, tomorrow or any future time, day or night twenty four hours, now, now, control yourselves, do not all rush at once as that would be very unbecoming of you, Must be a non smoker and squeaky clean. Contact in the first instance will be by private message and I will select the one most suitable.
Thank you for you attention.
Foxtrot Alpha Lima Charlie Oscar November.