From the remaks and observations here and elsewhere on SH about dogging, it follows that perhaps a Code of Practise might be a good idea?
Perhaps an agreed recognition system that everyone follows and knows, placed in a "sticky" where it can be read by all.
These would help those looking for dogging fun and also protect those who unaware of such things.
Anyone else agree?
Whoops! I missed that, thanks for the URL.
See Mr DD, youse just established a rule....be nice
And another...be patient.
It's all common sense....you don't go into a pub/club, walk up to a woman and say "cummon ya fat slag, let's get some meat-on-meat action going "
It's all common sense....like you don't walk in front or behind a car you're tagging.....not unless you really want an imprint of a tyre over your sad body..
If there's no "meat" showing, then you don't show either....that's "rule" number 1 in the rulebook "how not to provide the law with a cast iron case by being totally braindead"
If I had a fiver for every time I've seen an idiot get it wrong and try to run away....into the nearest ditch or brambles......as in "know your pitch"...
And the latest rule: no dogging in Ipswitch for a while.
Yeah..........good job I don't have to re-write the code-of-honour every time you post one of your biblical tomes-of-instruction....I'd have to employ J K Rowling to do the authoring.
Anyway......any fat slags fancy some chipolata-to-rump action ?
I bet Mrs DD ain't baring that bum outside at the moment....not without getting hypothermia !
Oh well, things ain't too bad....just a bit crowded out there....the odd bum and boob present themselves occasionally...some of the hot hatch crowd seem to be getting very daring...had a young lady shake her tits at me tonight...without any clothing on top either ! (I think it was meant to be an insult...but you can't insult an old-time dogger, especially with tits !)
Sorry Waughty Nigan, didn't forget you, just trying to factor the fuel cost to the higher regions of the country...unfortunately, my bank balance doesn't allow more than 100 miles a day (and I exceeded that on Friday night) Oh well, another day/night/month/year/decade etc !
I have just finished a complex heuristic analysis of the above. Using the latest algorithms on my dual-core pc, with several Gb of disk space and liquid nitrogen cooling of the CPU (it got hot halfway through).
I have the results in front of me.
Things are not looking good, the psych analysis of the writer reveals latent hysteria with overtones of delusions-de-grandeur.
Apart from that, the deeper meaning of the textual epic has been revealed, it apparently boils down to just a few words: "If you ain't out you'll see nowt"
OOh an frontal Shot of the delectable Mrs D !!!!
She has a great figure !!