It'd been a while since I last went Dogging, so when some friends recommended a site near Aylesford, Kent, I thought I'd give it a go.
My, how doggers have changed!
We drew into the v. small car park - which didn't make me feel too safe in the first place - and within seconds the car was swamped with about 12 single guys. We weren't displaying, and didn't have our lights on, but even so these guys thought it was okay to stand within six inches of my window staring in at me like a Zombie movie.
There must have been around 25 single blokes in total just wondering around without the first clue of how to behave. Needless to say it was my shortest dogging trip to date.
So, was I just unfortunate or have doggers lost any kind of knowledge of the way things are done?
Hxx
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HEATHER!!!
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Great to see you back posting. Can't stop to answer you question as just off to work, but hopefully catch up later.
Mal
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: Great to see you back posting. Can't stop to answer you question as just off to work, but hopefully catch up later.
Mal
Sex God
Perhaps they were thinking the same thing about you H :-)
Warming the Bed
Hi silk and big g,
Never been dogging and would love to try it inder the rules heather chance you could initiate me please ? x
Thanks Mail
Never been dogging and would love to try it inder the rules heather chance you could initiate me please ? x
Thanks Mail
Sex God
Heather
You will have to come to the next Rio's and you can go dogging in the garden, and we can watch!
You will have to come to the next Rio's and you can go dogging in the garden, and we can watch!
Sex God
Heather, great to see you posting 
and hugs and snogs to you both.
I have always said that Kent was the best place in the county that we have ever been dogging (the reason might be those fantastic people who live down there). The description you have given is very much like what alot of places seem to be going. There is now no need to give a signal as 'some' of the guys are on you before you have taken your seat belt off.
We wont be down your way this year, but if you do find any good new places, please keep the details for us
and hugs and snogs to you both.I have always said that Kent was the best place in the county that we have ever been dogging (the reason might be those fantastic people who live down there). The description you have given is very much like what alot of places seem to be going. There is now no need to give a signal as 'some' of the guys are on you before you have taken your seat belt off.
We wont be down your way this year, but if you do find any good new places, please keep the details for us
Sex God
Quote by Heather
So, was I just unfortunate or have doggers lost any kind of knowledge of the way things are done?
Hxx
Nice to see you both back
I'm inclined to agree with you really.
In the four years we've been dogging, things have changed immensely - and not only in our local area - it seems all over the place
By far the worst thing, in our opinion, is those guys who come right up to the car, even before we've turned the engine off, wack out the old man and start wanking away as if their life depended on it - wtf?!
What if we were just out to eat a bag of chips or go for a moonlight stroll or something :shock:
Old style doggers seem to be few and far between now and the new breed that seem to be taking over often have the manners and respect of swamp life
:? :? Pity about your trip being spoiled, and lets hope it was just a one off ;-)
TJ xxx
Sex God
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What if we were just out to eat a bag of chips
TJ xxx
I remember once driving out to a dogging site about 6pm one evening to eat a battered sausage and chips and even with the light on so people could clearly see what I was doing of I still had one bloke wanking for me talk about being put off your dinner :!:
I don't get out dogging much Heather now as too poor so can't really help you.
Regards
Harry Jones
I remember once driving out to a dogging site about 6pm one evening to eat a battered sausage and chips and even with the light on so people could clearly see what I was doing of I still had one bloke wanking for me talk about being put off your dinner :!:
so you didnt let him put his salad cream on your chips then
so you didnt let him put his salad cream on your chips then
Sex God
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so you didnt let him put his salad cream on your chips then
Eeuuuuwwwwwwwwww :!:
:silly:
:rotflmao: TJ
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
By far the worst thing, in our opinion, is those guys who come right up to the car, even before we've turned the engine off, wack out the old man and start wanking away as if their life depended on it - wtf?!
was just a one off ;-)
I know its not funny, but the last time we went out that happened to us. We parked up, window slightly open, the guy appeared at the side of the car, cock in hand, and within seconds, he made this almighty "OOhhhhhh" then walked off, got in his car and rove away. Poor guy had come, and I'd only taken the seat belt off :shock:
a comment from i.e the kent host:
it was not a very jolly visit to the site in question as she has explained - thirty notes worth of petrol and a whole evening up the bucket
in the past we've let it be known that we (and other who are chums would be at acertain place at an aproximate time and lo and behold the resukts were excellent -
now I KNOW that pre-arranged meets are an anathema for some folk - but given the gormless bunch who crowded my loveley wife and spooked her (and she's no newbie) seem to be the norm these days, it's gonna be pre-invites for us in future....
and to the gormles ones, well, guys you are the ones that missed out - not us - we popped off to our local spot and had a delightful time under the stars
regards to all from heather and me
terry
it was not a very jolly visit to the site in question as she has explained - thirty notes worth of petrol and a whole evening up the bucket
in the past we've let it be known that we (and other who are chums would be at acertain place at an aproximate time and lo and behold the resukts were excellent -
now I KNOW that pre-arranged meets are an anathema for some folk - but given the gormless bunch who crowded my loveley wife and spooked her (and she's no newbie) seem to be the norm these days, it's gonna be pre-invites for us in future....
and to the gormles ones, well, guys you are the ones that missed out - not us - we popped off to our local spot and had a delightful time under the stars
regards to all from heather and me
terry
Sex God
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By far the worst thing, in our opinion, is those guys who come right up to the car, even before we've turned the engine off, wack out the old man and start wanking away as if their life depended on it - wtf?!
I know its not funny, but the last time we went out that happened to us. We parked up, window slightly open, the guy appeared at the side of the car, cock in hand, and within seconds, he made this almighty "OOhhhhhh" then walked off, got in his car and rove away. Poor guy had come, and I'd only taken the seat belt off:shock:
You were only wearing a seatbelt?!! :shock: . . . . :lol2: :twisted:
;-)
Quote by HarryJones
I remember once driving out to a dogging site about 6pm one evening to eat a battered sausage and chips and even with the light on so people could clearly see what I was doing of I still had one bloke wanking for me talk about being put off your dinner :!:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Mal, Sweety, it's nice to see they haven't pensioned you off!
Sarah, a trip to Rios is on the cards soon I'm sure.
It's great to see so many old faces. I won'r ask about the fate of some except... where's the Sarge???
Back to topic.
We have been really busy this last year so playing has been low on the agenda. And going to ad hoc dogging spots must be a year before that. I couldn't believe how busy it was, or how people seemed to have lost all fear of the coppers given the main road was only 50 yards or so away from the car park. It scared the living **** out of me and I've done some things that make most folks go cross-eyed! :twisted:
As Hosty says, I think we'll stick to our old and very private spots with invited guests. Much better!
Hxx
Sex God
Oh yess I'm due a trip to Rio's once I've got my holiday saved up for. Got a network railcard so cheap ticket on train too.
Regards
Harry Jones
Regards
Harry Jones
Sexlightened
we also have the same problems with loads of the single muppetts as soon as we pull up they are all over the car what has happened to ettiquette nowdays ?????????? at one time guys waited for a flash of the brake lights or the interior lights now it seems that as soon as they know its a couple in the car you are open house for them all . we are desperately looking for some new places to go in essex or kent is there anybody who can suggest some places for us to visit ?????????
Etiquette ?
First come, first served !
With sites now being inundated with hesitant YOUNG puppies with impressive "statistics", us not-so-young doggers have to seize the moment....not wait for some young whipper-snapper with a stiff 12 incher to get in front ! (although, thinking about it, he may well be in front even if behind...if you get me)
First come, first served !
With sites now being inundated with hesitant YOUNG puppies with impressive "statistics", us not-so-young doggers have to seize the moment....not wait for some young whipper-snapper with a stiff 12 incher to get in front ! (although, thinking about it, he may well be in front even if behind...if you get me)
