Daytime dogging with Harry the Rock

27 May 2005

Hi all
I have an extremely rare opportunity to go out dogging this Tuesday daytime 31st May.
I can get to West Norfolk, West Suffolk, Cambridgeshire, North Essex, North Herts (go get your atlas' out and draw a box lol
Please get in touch if you are a female or couple.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS Am I the only sad sod on here posting at moment. I suppose you are all out dogging.

28 May 2005

Harry, I've posted a couple of times and sent a few pm's I think we might just be the last two members left on the planet. Good luck with you mission, I've yet to recievs a straight answer to any of my questions. Seems everyone is shit scared of their own shadow!

28 May 2005

theres harry, riding on the back of his celebrity status lol

at your time of posting, 11:52, we were indeed out dogging harry..and, i imagine, had you been with us, then around that exact same time, we were being treated to the spectacle of a table straining sexual marathon :lol:
it was beautifull in the forest last night, just perfect mate..stags were "rutting" the woodcock were flying along the forest rides and a barn owl made its ghost like appearance before fading into the mist of dew that cloaked the lake, bats flittered like playfull children of the night, whilst the sounds of sexual ectasy filled the balmy evening air..the moon was yellow as it appeared over the horizon, bathing the forest in an enchanted light and we watched "the plough" drift across the heavens into the early hours whilst shooting stars cut into the clear still void..you would have loved it.
there were eight couples in last night, some new faces amongst them..we were playing to a small group outside the car, and "the master" was getting blown by a petite blonde at 2:30 am..one guy, aroused at the sight and sound of mrs dirty being pummeled over the bullbar, was given vent to his lust by the offer of a warm wet recepticle in which to sheaf his weapon..what a night that fucker had :lol:
ah well, i suppose sitting at the ole pc is entertainment of sorts wink

28 May 2005

Mr D,
What are you trying to do to Harry,explaining to him in such detail what happened last night is a little cruel dont you think.
A rutting stag and a ghostly barn owl could probably be forgiven but then to top it off saying he missed the "plough" drift across the heavens while the sky was bathed in yellow moonlight was rather below the belt.
I hope when Harry read that reply he was alone as i,me sure it was enough to cause stirring in the "rock" which might even have become a full blown "speed whack" and you both know as well as we do what this means.
It was bad enough trying to calm Mrs D2 down after she imagined the bats "flittering like playful little children of the night"
I hope in future Mr D you will consider the outcome of these remarks you make on this forum.
p.s Personally Mr,s Dirty getting pumelled over the bull bar done it for me though.
Take care and see you both soon and say hi to "the master"

28 May 2005

ahhh doggingtwo, twas a tranquill evening indeed..the woodland glade of which i wax lyrical being one you know only too well lol

the bullbar crack attack was fun, except one enthusiastic observer almost had his chin on my shoulder in order to share my visual perspective, no doubt fascilitating his fantasy of being in the saddle bless him :lol: the trickle of dribble wending its way down my vest was a little unsettling, but my "wood" stayed good and chemically unassisted. by the time i'd finished, mrs dirty's flange resembled a bill posters bucket :lol:
we look forwards to seeing you guys back on the circuit soon. only last night "the master" remarked "what a lovely pair" at the mention of your names. :lol:

29 May 2005

I was only stuck at home because I was trying to rapidly clean my residence before my parents visited for the weekend. To be honest though had I not been cleaning I would have been indulging at the Cambridge Beer Festival and thus in no state to drive out to join you, but eight couples on a Friday night WOW!!!!
Great panic set into poor Harry when at about 7pm on Saturday night his ornithologist (well I ain't gonna say bird watching on here you will all take it the wrong way) father said shall we all goto Thetford Forest to see the nightjars?
I think I managed to hide the sheer panic that shot across my face, I mean lets be honest would you want to have someone approach you with your parents and say hows the rock you out playing tonight?
He then mentioned one particular area where nightjars apparently are (two words, first begins with S) which I know has the occasional fun and I was racking my brain for excuses why we shouldn't go.
Fortunately we had all spent soo much time cleaning my place it was too late to go there phew (wipes brow)
Come on where are some replies!!
Regards
Harrry Jones

30 May 2005

shameless bump
Harry Jones

30 May 2005

Wish we could be there to meet you again Harry,
But sadly we both got to work sad

Must say that I envy those you do meet wink

A xxx

30 May 2005

Awwww thanks for that Us2
I saw you were advertising today but wanted someone with accommodation near to you.
Hope you had some fun.
Let me know when you are next over my side of Herts or even into Essex (you know where I mean)
Regards
Harry Jones