I sat with my wife in one of our local dogging sites last night,and parked at an angle to the roadway so my wife was not visible to any vehicle that drove by and guess what ?.Every vehicle except one had either a steering fault or else why did they drive in the layby and out again so the inside of my car was illuminated,my wife kept ducking (not going) down in my lap so she was unseen,and no vehicles one occasion she stayed sat upright and "yes" you know what happened next we had a parking mate,although give him credit he stayed in his car and after a 15min stalemate he moved we left as we passed 3 of the cars which had a steering fault,as if by "magic" no steering problems were apparent, as 2 of them managed to start up and follow negotiated a few bends and some sharp turns before entering another site and both cars arrived safely and even manoeuvre into spaces so they had a clear view into our this steering fault only apparent in Norfolk or is it countrywide ?.
Country wide im afraid...................
What upsets me is when u do pull up...if they have noticed to people in the car they cum and move closer in there car.....thats without us flashing a light or saying they can move closer...this is what has scared me enough not to go to locale sites and we have found afew nice quite 1's for the odd car.......but we r only after couples ourselfs so we do tend to look in a car for 2 shapes......mayb there start driving with blowup dolls next...lol
But if its not the doggers driving so close it tends to b undercover police at the moment down here.....or the boy racers.....
But i think mayb when all the press dies down and they reopen sum nice car parks and the travellors don't keep nicking the car parks then there might b hope for the true dogging yet??? Well i hold out alot of hope for this......
Givemeahug
If it is a well known dogging site and you are after couples try and not blame single blokes for stopping and looking because they don't know wether you are after couples or single men. But yes I have to agree with you why do they drive by and not stop what do they expect you to jump out and beg for a shag. The one thing that does upset me is when they do stop and get no signals they should bugger off and leave you alone and following you is bang out of order and very frightening for you.
Thats a great point , but what is worrying us is the amazing rise in paraplegic doggers . Last night we pulled into the carpark at M40 junc 5 , its quite a wee carpark id say about 15-20 yards across , or to put it another way a seventeen second walk one end to the other . Imagine our surprise when of the three cars parked there the two at the other side of the carpark had to start up and drive to the other side where we were parked !
Now we aren't in the least bit worried about disabled guys participating in dogging , in fact we'd positively encourage it , but we have to wonder how it is they were going to see into our car .
Anyway we drove down the road to the other local spot , and put on a nice show for a lovely fella who disembarked his Jag XK and walked the whole distance to our car no problem at all .
What were wondering is are we correct in our assumptions ? Or is this a sign of something altogether more sinister , perhaps the poor dogger as a species is spending so much time waiting in his car that by a process of natural selection doggers are breeding out the use of their legs ! ?
It's not defective steering, it's defective eyesight.
They can't see who's in the car.
In any case, since some couples GIVE signals, and some DON'T give signals, and those who DO can't decide which to give (flashing brake lights (hello Mr Gay), flashing headlights, flashing hazard lights, flashing internal lights and then just flashing) so is it any wonder that the poor dogger drives so close....the guys eyes have been fried by previous flashing sessions.
Then some couples want only couples, except on a full moon when they go for singles.
Some want nobody, they're just there for the show.
Some want single guys, but only under 30 with an 8incher and the staying power of an olympic athlete (testosterone enhanced).
Some want two guys, but not too close.
Some are insulting if you walk near to them, some are pleasant. Some are so unpleasant that the poor dogger gets an inferiority complex the size of heathrow and some drive out like Mr Schumacher if anyone gets out of their car in the same car park.
Some have two or more cars to chose from, so the dogger grapevine gets confused ("look out for the little beauty in the blue corsa, she's got a lovely bum")...then it all changes to a range rover...but the bums the same....
So, do I get "on" the volvo estate, or are they on a sulk this week....last week they were ok, but this week it's sulky time and off they go...
And what about the three guys in the blue fiesta...are they real or just thick...
And everyone knows about the sting at the B653 layby...except the police who keep trying to nick their own guys..
Then again, it's a waste of time bothering with inet for info now so you go by the gossip....unfortunately the couple in the camper weren't a show....well, they were but they didn't know...until they noticed the half-dozen guys standing outside wanking....then everyone got a shock...like a comedy show really...everyone driving out fast..the woman and guy in the camper with no kit on, and the doggers with no pants on..
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I'll put this in again, although since the average new dogger is illiterate I don't know why !
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The FIRST thing you have to understand is this:
THERE ARE MANY TIMES MORE SINGLE GUYS DOING THIS THAN COUPLES,
OR SINGLE WOMEN.
So, don't expect a lot of action.
You may be lucky, but you probably won't.
It may seem a good idea to YOU to park at one end and then drive
down when a car comes into the car park, so that your lights
shine on the occupants. But others also think the same and they'll
be doing it too.
It isn't a good idea, it's a very BAD idea because it always ends
up with four or five cars driving up-and-down all night.
NO couples are going to carry-on with a cars lights blinding
them, and many won't even bother to stay.
If you're too thick to appreciate this, please stay at home.
Patience IS a virtue, in fact in dogging it's about the only one.
Waiting is most of the game.
If you arrange to meet a couple, please don't bother going to a
dogging site because there WILL be others there and they WILL
be watching you. If you don't like that idea then go somewhere
else.
Don't creep-up on cars, if you think they are in for a show
let them see you first.
If they aren't up for it they'll drive off.
If they are and you creep-up on them you'll scare the woman
(more likely
the bloke though, in which case the woman will give you a kicking,
masochism is optional)
this is a dark car park/park we're talking about, not a lounge.
I'D get scared if someone crept up behind me
Sign Language: Flashing brake lights are for gays.
Couples drive in and flash the internal lights mainly, then the
heads if they see you.
Basic behaviour:
If the window isn't OPEN, or they haven't ASKED for you to join
in, then they don't WANT you to.
Even if the window IS open ASK first, or LISTEN.
Please don't expect anyone to blow you if you've been sitting on
your arse in a car all day and your dick is humming.
Try and be a bit clean, use some baby wipes and clean the bits
that matter. Even if the couple DO want to play and have rubbers
with them, it's polite to have your own.
The WOMAN in the party is in command.
NO means NO, STOP means STOP.
If you don't UNDERSTAND this, then dogging ISN'T for YOU.
The name of this game is FUN.
They sit because even though you may not be playing YET, you may in the near future.
That is the way. Most couples do it, sit and wait THEN start playing.
They sit in a car park because something may happen, another couple may drive in, or that most unlikely and magical event may happen (no, not the second coming), a single female may arrive and want some fun....(well, it may be the second cumming...or third)
They sit because loads of couples just don't GIVE any signals. Many just get-on with the fun and leave the guys to wonder what...and if...
I was sitting and waiting last night....three cars and a lorry in the layby...two cars parked close...one flashing lights...the other doing nothing...the one flashing had three guys in, the other had a couple shagging in the back...normals...eventually the normals drove off leaving the three brain-deads to move onto me...a few quick pleasantries followed and the 3BD's drove away...just me and a lorry...when the driver started putting his bra on I decided to leave...just another night..
the point being, most of the guys don't KNOW what you want.........you know the old saying
"he who laughs last, laughs longest" ?
Try this:
He who waits is last, and longing.
If you only want another couple, have a sign made up for the windscreen.
Something like:
C-4-C
This is not a problem.
Leave a message on here, in dogging.
Couple in (say, Wigan) want a couple of guys to watch us.
(age group)
(size)
maybe more if we feel like it
etc
PM for details (photo optional)
Then decide where you want to BE watched...pick the ones you want from the 4 or 5 thousand replies (if you want less then don't put the bust size in the original message....or if you want more, don't put the bust size in the message....depending on the size of the bits)
Then give details to the chosen few...we'll call them "the disciples"
As has been said before, if you chose a well-known dogging site, you'll have the residents + your disciples.
If you need advice from this point, you have problems.
I would then suggest:
"The A to Z of sex for those who haven't, can't and don't"
Author:
Dr Dumb.
This is getting daft now. Is it me or is the quest single guys make for dogging actually making it harder for themselves??!! And why they can't see that god only knows. Last night after pulling up in a large but secluded car park the trees started moving before I even managed to turn the engine off. After giving them a few moments to take their blinkers off and see we weren't up to anything so move on (which of course they didn't) we moved to another part of the carpark. In what I can only descibe as minutes, not 1, not 2 but 9 cars sqeezed their way into the tiny parking area where we were hoping to get away from them. One car, which must have been made out of jelly cos I don't know how else it fitted, squeezed so tightly u had to be size 8 & flat chested which I'm certainly not to get out of the car.
NOTE 2 SINGLE GUYS: If you have got this far down the message to read this then u would have read jomu's comments. If u want to get anywhere in this dog-eat-dog world then take his advice and give couples a bit of a respect before u start spoiling it for everone else.
Why is every car park or layby now deemed a dogging site? We don't mind indulging a bit when we're in the mood but recently travelling up the A36 on a trip to the south west had to pull into a layby to use the toilets (shouldn't of had that cuppa before I left!). Come back to find my other half had locked all the doors and a group of guys staring in and one had his cock out. She was petrified. Most backed off when they saw how pissed off I was but a couple still thought they were on for a show including the twat with his cock out. They backed off when I got the wheel brace out, but a car still followed us out! He gave up the other side of Salisbury as he realised we were going along the A303, but hell we weren't gonna stop till Cornwall after that!! Lets just keep it where it's at guys, to deem every single car park or layby as dogging fodder is as insensitive as believing every woman in a red light district is a prostitute. And believe me, I drive a huge 4WD with blacked out rear windows, and had my kids been in the back of the car at the time the twat with his cock out would only be advertising in the TS section now. Luckily for him they weren't. We all enjoy doing what we do but remember there are a huge amount of people out there that don't and if you alienate them you will end up f**king it all up for all of us. Thank you
There must be a few of them about then.
There was a couple showing a bit in a layby locally...daylight mind, and the layby still had normals in it, and one plank had his dick out and was wanking away in blind indifference to the normals passing....some guys are just dosed-up on testosterone so much that even if old bill came in they STILL wouldn't stop.
whats that all about.......if we didn't invite then does he really think we're doing anything other than star gazing... 
, and even though we did expect the place to be 'popular' with the single blokes, we did expect them to sod off when they didn't get any signals to join in. We didn't expect to be followed home! Dont suppose the carw hich followed you was a **53 Reg, small, with one headlight out? Same car park, could have been the same bloke!