Delicate subject!!

14 Oct 2003

I hesitate to mention this, because I know I am going to upset some people (men), but I can't keep my mouth shut any longer. In fact, that's the problem, needing to keep my mouth shut. sad

I appreciate that some guys may have been out at a dogging site for a while, getting all sweaty and excited with anticipation, but I really am NOT going to put a sweaty, smelly cock in my mouth. I do have SOME standards, you know. Please, lads, carry some wet wipes with you. If you smell nice and tasty, I'll taste!! biggrin

14 Oct 2003

Shame, such a nice mouth.
What "flavour" wipes ?
Maccy-D cucumber ?
Or baby-bum wipes ? (Johnsons....)
I'll avoid the antiseptic wipes from hospitals...I'm too old to be running around woods trying to cool my dick...
jomu

14 Oct 2003

hey lisse, surely its a bit rude not to clean ya soldier before you put it in a girls mouth!

14 Oct 2003

I don't care which wet wipes you use, although I personally swear by Tesco's own. So yes, I do practice what I preach and wipe first!! wink

14 Oct 2003

(scribbles notes furiously....)
Wet wipes... right... Tescos....good....sweaty knob... bad.. ok, got that! wink

Thanks for the tip (oo-er!) Lissa biggrin

Big Bob

15 Oct 2003

Any guy that needs to be told this doesn't deserve to have any fun but alas there are lots of them.
The ladies, well at least most of them, go there smelling sweet and a lot of the guys don't even have the sense to have a wash before they go, not all but a lot.
So come on guys, if you want fun think of the lady, at the end of the day it is they who are in control.

15 Oct 2003

Fair point, Lissa...
There's nothing so off putting as a rancid dick shoved in your face.
When I go out, I take my 'Doggie Bag' which includes wetwipes, mouthwash, a small bottle of tap water, dry tissues and a copy of Harry Potter (just so that I look stylish 8) )

15 Oct 2003

Whilst I accept that, in the process of getting aroused, guys secrete pre-cum which can give off a pungent aroma. There is no excuse for poor personal hygiene. rolleyes

I never cease to be amazed, at how some people treat others :shock:
Wonder how they'd react, if the tables were turned? Would they wish to wrap their lips, around something which smelt like it'd come out of a waste bin? mad

Guys, please take note of Lissa's valid point and do the decent thing smile

20 Oct 2003

Phew! It looks like there are at least some guys who have the right idea. Thanks for your support, fella's. And can I say that I didn't come up against one smelly cock last friday wink