was thinking of forming a display team to do the round of county shows next toying with the title "pink helmets"?...we would have a guy on the microphone,running the audience through techniques,such as "piking" a car the display would go as follows:...car enters arena,stops in doggers approach from rear,proceed to masturbate by window,"ladies and gentlemen,if we can draw your attention to the left,you will notice a main beamer has entered the arena,notice how the doggers disperse",moments later,the couple wheelspin to the exit to a shout of,"ladies and gentlemen,the pink helmets",...bloody hell guys,we could have a big trailer and stuff,go international,take on the germans,i'm getting excited,any candidates?...we could have one of those stalls,get some of the babes off the forum to bare their tits,then charge punters a quid to see if they can hit them with a five foot spunk jet?...you've got a caravan naughty wigan,what do ya think?..shall we take the show on the road babe?
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Quote by Serendipity
Great idea Dirty, we could combine the tour with my Swinging Circus and make a fortune! Perhaps Halfords will sponsor it as sales of headlight bulbs are bound to go up
I assume there will be a press area, can I be in charge of that......with a bullwhip and a tazer? :twisted:
I'll help out provided I can 'press' against seredipity :lol:
Sex God
Can I apply? Can I apply? Please, say yes, please!!! Brilliant idea, would also get us cheap entry tot he varous summer fairs and we should not have any problems with boy racers!
I am thinking of organising a munch purely for Doggers. Only problem may be in finding a privately owned car park (preferably heated multi story while it is winter) where we can all meet up, have a chat and then go off and do some dogging!!!!
I am thinking of organising a munch purely for Doggers. Only problem may be in finding a privately owned car park (preferably heated multi story while it is winter) where we can all meet up, have a chat and then go off and do some dogging!!!!
Sex God
Hahahaha! Fantastic !
Instant visions of Mrs Dirty Dogger , Silky and Mrs Wigan all butt nekid running in formation round the carpark by the light of several headlights , each of them with a red white or blue smoke canister taped to their ass !!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Instant visions of Mrs Dirty Dogger , Silky and Mrs Wigan all butt nekid running in formation round the carpark by the light of several headlights , each of them with a red white or blue smoke canister taped to their ass !!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Can I have the Blue canister please. Red clashes with my eyes 
and I think the white might get lost in my lack of sun tan!!!
and I think the white might get lost in my lack of sun tan!!! Sex God
Fair enough hun Silky will have the red as it matches my eyes lol x
sure you can be "ring" master,but it's interpretation in a dogging context may not be what you had in mind singledogger!!....when the doggers have done the smoke trail "diamond eight" and "starburst",they can end the display with a ejaculation salute to the royal box!!.....ahh,i can hear the applause,the appreciation of the crowd as jomu demonstrates a "textbook dog",the whoops of delight as bluexx gives a treehugger the wanker gesture,the ooohs as mrs dirty demonstrates the "downhill ski" posture with two stunt doggers!!.........we can sell t-shirts,"i dogged silky"...."22hey mister,are you one of the pink helmets,can i have your autograph","2yes son,did you enjoy the show"..."cor,yeah,i want to be a dogger when i grow up,that was a really good jump you did at the end".........bring it on!!
ops: :oops: oh my god i didnt think that one through very well hey dirty!!!!!!!!! what i ment by the ring master was not the way it sounded lmao
i ment it in the way of ring master as in like the guy at the circus (top hat red tails and stuff) :oops: :oops: :oops:
hope that clarifiys what i mean lol
hope i havnt dug the hole im in deeper?
We can get them some snazzy diamante bicycle clips....sexy!hi folks long time no reply!!! hope christmas is coming good for you all ;-)
This touring company, could i run the speed dogger stall, and we could donate to the swingers Munch fund and have a huge Piss Up after. We can get a DJ in as well, how about starting up a swing olympics for 2012 in Greenwich! the dome could be the largest dogging carpark in the western world!!!
you see i've have time to think about this!
BB
This touring company, could i run the speed dogger stall, and we could donate to the swingers Munch fund and have a huge Piss Up after. We can get a DJ in as well, how about starting up a swing olympics for 2012 in Greenwich! the dome could be the largest dogging carpark in the western world!!!
you see i've have time to think about this!
BB
Sex God
Hi Folks
Just got back from a course in Birmingham, but as I went by Public Transport, and didnt know the area didn't get to go dogging all week.
Great thread as is "Pratt of the Week". Thanks for the mention Serendipity, and in jeopardy of being called a nerd (hold up haven't I been called that already ), what model headlamp was that?
Too cold tonight for going by bicycle.
Hope to see some of you around.
Harry Jones
Just got back from a course in Birmingham, but as I went by Public Transport, and didnt know the area didn't get to go dogging all week.
Great thread as is "Pratt of the Week". Thanks for the mention Serendipity, and in jeopardy of being called a nerd (hold up haven't I been called that already
), what model headlamp was that?Too cold tonight for going by bicycle.
Hope to see some of you around.
Harry Jones
Sex God
Quote by kinkygirl32uk
thats so tacky
I have warned you once and you obviously did not listen. Any more of your childish remarks and you will be banned. Got it this time?
Sex God
Quote by beebeep
im confused what is tacky and when di kinky get childish?
i've been away doing xmas things and seem to have lost the thread!
Your not the only one who does not know what this is about? Why is it tacky? Whats wrong with having a bit of fun and a laugh?
Same here, I definately must have missed something!
Sex God
Freeeeezing, but I got my thermal G-String, thigh length thermal insulated boots and 15 tog rated peep hole bra, so I should be ok.
Just wondering what I am going to do while the display team is taking its winter break! How many hours a day do I need to practice?
Just wondering what I am going to do while the display team is taking its winter break! How many hours a day do I need to practice?
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Freeeeezing, but I got my thermal G-String, thigh length thermal insulated boots and 15 tog rated peep hole bra, so I should be ok.
Just wondering what I am going to do while the display team is taking its winter break! How many hours a day do I need to practice?
Well its tricky , cos you cant really practice without an audience , so assuming your rellies are a liberal bunch perhaps they could help .
maybe we can start a winter training camp in malta?..as a way of us fine tuning the display,but also along the lines of an educational scheme...we can call it "dog-med" maybe..dress the recruits in black,send them out into the darkness with ciggies,so we can keep track....we can do target practice,have a window set up,let the guys jerk off,see who can hit the glass dead them to fart,midway through asking "are you playing"?....we can instruct them how to stand around a car for 30 minutes without feeling self-concious,even though nothing is happening..
dress the recruits in black
and put on pearls and they are ready for evening wear!
GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG SSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGing heaven...... i wasn;t shouting really i wasn't dont hurt me bluexx, well not much anyway.... lol
BBx
Sex God
Right gang, so when do we all go back into training
Sex God
Now this brings back some memories
Oh my word! Crimbo 2004 :shock: And where have all those guys gone? Oh well, whatever paths their lives have taken them down, we can only wish them the best :wink:
Not THAT long ago, in reaction to one of my posts, a guy said "it was very well written and thought out"
He went on to ask if I was a professor? :P And I kinda thought about this for a while If i kept a semblence of normality, I could dispose of the "Uncle" Dirty, and instead, become "Doctor" Dirty :wink: It does kinda have a ring to it..But this has fucked that ambition RIGHT up :shock: :lol: ..Gawd, were we really that young and innocent? 
:lol:
And just to add, my PC at the time was a "Bush" keypad that plugged into the back of the telly :lol: The keys were very small, hence some of the strange punctuation Well, thats my excuse anyway... :lol:
Oh well, whatever paths their lives have taken them down, we can only wish them the best :wink: Not THAT long ago, in reaction to one of my posts, a guy said "it was very well written and thought out"
He went on to ask if I was a professor? :P And I kinda thought about this for a while If i kept a semblence of normality, I could dispose of the "Uncle" Dirty, and instead, become "Doctor" Dirty :wink: It does kinda have a ring to it..But this has fucked that ambition RIGHT up :shock: :lol: ..Gawd, were we really that young and innocent? :lol:And just to add, my PC at the time was a "Bush" keypad that plugged into the back of the telly :lol: The keys were very small, hence some of the strange punctuation
Well, thats my excuse anyway... :lol: hi guys
happy new year
you could have a few side shows going on:-
1,the round the back of the car for discreat pee
2, the shit who cares pee like a bloke
3, the 3 sheet cream pie cleanup ie.
one up, one down, one shinner
4, Green sex take your condoms and tissues home
may be a stand selling dogging uniforms
all black, camo greens, advice on not wearing hi vis coats
can i be the south west agent please!
happy new year
you could have a few side shows going on:-
1,the round the back of the car for discreat pee
2, the shit who cares pee like a bloke
3, the 3 sheet cream pie cleanup ie.
one up, one down, one shinner
4, Green sex take your condoms and tissues home
may be a stand selling dogging uniforms
all black, camo greens, advice on not wearing hi vis coats
can i be the south west agent please!
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
Can I be involved in this please?
You can be the official boot checker for the ladies, ensuring we are all wearing long, sexy boots and that they are appropriate for the occassion
