There were deer,
There were rabbits,
There were badgers.
There were hedgehogs,squirrels and then,
There were owls that sat in the trees mate,
But no couples,no girlies or men.
They say patience it is a virtue
And alone on the car park i sat
But there comes a time in one's life mate
Sometimes you feel like a twat
The racers and police they have spoiled it
And on other car parks i looked
But i now catagorically state mate
That dogging in Lancs is now FOOKED !!!
Warming the Bed
