i reckon you may be another one for the beer and skittles night with willings gang
do ya wanna be in my gang...my gang....my gang.
do ya wanna be in my gang.....oh ye e e
what are the memebership criteria willing, wot om sayin is am yow fussie who joins?
I am single male looking to join in mate, not asking single males to join me??
Dont understand what you asking?
dont worry bout it , best of luck with your search,
Don't forget willing all that GLITTERS isn't gold.
but i like glittery things. ive got some lovely glittery mascara.
but, mmmmmmmm i dont think sexico would be suitable. i think he thinks im a male, and im sure he hasnt read the other thread..soooooooory sexico
sorry willing, was not replying to your post!
do continue.......
Sexi
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sexico. to ensnare "willing" you have to offer many things.
a combination of vodka & nuts apparently works wonders but they have to be plied on the chase, not derby. Also you have to stand in line behing greg & midlands (ahem) and me
good hunting
i was trying the old lady chatterly gamekeeper type out on you me lady
yep, it was me in an earlier life me lady, how about i fetch us a couple of nice plump birds and we can sample their breasts in the stables mam
and excuse me...how about we stick to alans thread. we were doing so well..page 9.
See.... midlandsmale. "Willing",bless her little cottons, enthrals at the thought of two guys....but the first sight of a second thread and she starts going to pieces. Methinks the little minx may need a guiding hand (smirk). I just know she will be typing as i speak.
Sexico...this is your thread pal, by all means join in as and when. They are a fun bunch, they dont bite. Willing apparently nibbles but thats just a rumour.
and on the subject of east midlands dogging....(ahem)....this orphan virginal quiet shy randy sod seems to not be getting any pms from vivacious playboy material couples!!!!
youve posted on here again..you naughty boy. now go to my room and i will deal with you later.
sexico can join the queue then..i dont get pms from playboy material couples either !
That's it "willing" you tell him.
Im so smiling. Dont ya just luvvit when they get bossy.
(leans back,tilts head to one side,gives the adorable puppy dog lingering look....and awaits whatever titbits are thrown his way)
someone stop me giggling.