My pet peaves
Couples who drive round and round but never do anything
Guys who have been there 5 minutes and come bounding up asking "where's the action mate"
Transvestites who are so convincing I think for a moment it's a woman on her own.
Guys who drive from car park to car park never stopping for more than 5 minutes and when you ask them why they say "So I don't draw attention to meself"
Women in stilletos (only joking Lissa)
Completely off topic but what bike is that in your avataar?
Me & Hubby ride trumpy's
Our peeves whilst out dogging..
1...The door handle doggers!!! they park so close that you cant open your door!!
2...The dogger that starts the Snowball Effect!!!
Dogger 1 sees couple in car & comes over for a peek.. sees nothings happening but stays peering in on the off chance your going to perform!!
Dogger 2 seeing dogger 1 staying there now thinks his missing something so comes wandering over to peek!!!
& chats to dogger 1...
Doggers 3 4 & 5 seeing 1 & 2 there come hot footing over so as not to miss the action!!!
Where as the only "hot thing" in the ladies hand is the coffee shes just poured from the flask..
Hi everyone. An interesting thread. Just thought I'd add my two penneth since, although you couples are always in charge, fair enough, there are different points of view and it might be enlightening to understand a bloke perspective. The problem is that not all couples have a uniform approach, after all there are no "rules".
If a single bloke goes somewhere and its busy, its easy, or is it. Some couples like a free for all, others only like one bloke at once.
If theres only a couple there, are they dogging, or wanting somewhere private to themselves. Some couples respond to a signal, interior light etc, others dont.
If a couple start making out in a car parkwith a bloke there who is not dogging,its unlikely a bloke will complain, even if he's not interested. A couple who feel they are being spied on when they went to be alone are likely to get upset, so a single bloke has to be careful
Some couples like you to go straight over and are critical if you dont show you are keen and drive off promptly. Others regard it as rude to bound out of the car before its stopped.
I dont like chatting much. Half the fun is being impersonal and I can chat in the pub, but others again think its rude to wander over and expect instant action.
These are not grouses but genuine dilemmas that a single bloke has!!
Anyway take care everyone and have fun
Yep.
Careful.
Careful, because the damn car may have a couple of pc law in it, that's all.
You could, after being sussed, (and after the mouthful of abuse) say that you just wondered if they realised they were being spied on.... (always a good one that)....and then blame the guy/s in the bushes (or van/s, cars. trucks, anythingelseatall)
Anyway, Lissa.
A guy who was there on Friday night said you didn't seem to be yourself......just wondered if you are ok ?
john
My pet hate is Ninjas. Men dressed in black that take the long route around the outside of the car park, negotiating bushes and darting between trees and then just appear like a jack in the box at the back of the car expecting to see something.
This might just be me, but when I've been out with a partner we've just thought it would be better that if someone was going to approach for a peek they make it clear they're coming over and not behave like some kind of elite SAS commando on a top secret mission. We'd have been far more comfortable and considered them far less suspicious. For my part when I'm out alone I'll always wear a light coloured top and move directly to cars so the occupants know I'm coming. Like I said, might just be me but thats what I consider to be ettiquete.
Oh yeah and as stated elsewhere the impatient ones who just do U-turns on the car park when they drive on and don't see a full on orgy taking place on a picnic bench.
Finally (I think), police. WHY?
I have a rather nice battery-powered fluorescent lamp.
It is covered in red plastic.
I find that walking about with it swinging about makes for some interesting comments.
When not walking, I leave it on the car roof.
It gets noticed.
Nobody can say I'm making no effort, or trying to be unseen.
!
Sigh..if only there were 'standardised' couples. So many have no manners and decorum and never read the rules and follow them
some couples just breeze into a car park and expect to be watched and played with!!...bloody cheek!
No concern whatsoever for the 'football' conversation between us single guys to finish. We may be having a fart or pee or finishing off a benson or discussing the previous nights gang bang...and they just park up and start 'brake lighting' without a by your leave or thought as regards the twenty yards we will have to walk.
And then...then...then...we wander over, clambering over the bonnet to courteously display our throbbing sperm rockets , even going to the point of knocking them against the passenger window whilst gently whispering 'get ya tits out duck'...and what do they do?...drive off!!
A total waste of time and my personal pet peeve
