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personally, i would have read the smiley as denoting something lighthearted, rather than sarcastic? the lack of positive response might, in part, be due to the fact that the question has been asked to death, and as you have shown, is amply covered in the "dogging hints" section of the board..
we'd say this..don't rely on headlight signals, for in our experience, they are used FAR more often by boy racers, and couples seeking to hurl abuse, than genuine exhibitionist, or playing couples
its probably best to park up, stand by your car, and just "feel the vibe"
somehow it will all eventually fall into place..enjoy :wink:
we'd say this..don't rely on headlight signals, for in our experience, they are used FAR more often by boy racers, and couples seeking to hurl abuse, than genuine exhibitionist, or playing couples
its probably best to park up, stand by your car, and just "feel the vibe"
somehow it will all eventually fall into place..enjoy :wink: You can easily recognise the doggers, they are the guys waiting in cars (sometimes the occasional woman/women, but not usually)
As for the couples (male/female), they are the ones sitting in the car (recognised because there are two in the car...although they can also be male/male...in which case they are either gay or coppers)(or just good friends) and either eating (in which case they are hungry, and not having sex (yet)....or drinking....
Not all couples in carparks either want to have sex with you, or want you to watch them having sex, the majority are just two people wanting each other...and not you (or me)
Not all dogging couples want you to have sex with them (or just the woman), in fact many just want to be appreciatively watched........preferably without applause at the appropriate moment/s.
If you are anticipating a lively and free sex life in carparks, you are going to be disappointed. Unless you are incredibly good looking and hung like an elephants face and as sociable as the Lord.
Contrary to press stories, laybys, carparks and green fields are not full of sex-mad women wanting any and all males....there are a few, but not many. They are usually attched to males already and just want no-strings sex...without the inevitable attempt to lure them away from "their" man and back to a life of ease and luxury....I forget how many times some dollop has asked the fem for her phone number, address or email.....but there's always one....
Now, signals.
These seem to be unique to gay males, youths and muggers now.
Brake lights seems to be the signal for "come and see my dick handsome"
Flashing headlights for "I'm young, with all my mates, and we want a laugh at your expense"
Flashing interior lights for "where the fuck is that packet of ribbed, strawberry flavour rubbers"
Flashing photo floods for "where the fuck has stan got to"
A flushing sound usually means you're in a loo and someone has had a dump.
I hope this has been helpful. By the way, driving frantically from carpark to carpark and spearing every car with high beam is considered very impolite, and in some carparks the result has been an autoglass van replacing the windscreen just down the road.....
As for the couples (male/female), they are the ones sitting in the car (recognised because there are two in the car...although they can also be male/male...in which case they are either gay or coppers)(or just good friends) and either eating (in which case they are hungry, and not having sex (yet)....or drinking....
Not all couples in carparks either want to have sex with you, or want you to watch them having sex, the majority are just two people wanting each other...and not you (or me)
Not all dogging couples want you to have sex with them (or just the woman), in fact many just want to be appreciatively watched........preferably without applause at the appropriate moment/s.
If you are anticipating a lively and free sex life in carparks, you are going to be disappointed. Unless you are incredibly good looking and hung like an elephants face and as sociable as the Lord.
Contrary to press stories, laybys, carparks and green fields are not full of sex-mad women wanting any and all males....there are a few, but not many. They are usually attched to males already and just want no-strings sex...without the inevitable attempt to lure them away from "their" man and back to a life of ease and luxury....I forget how many times some dollop has asked the fem for her phone number, address or email.....but there's always one....
Now, signals.
These seem to be unique to gay males, youths and muggers now.
Brake lights seems to be the signal for "come and see my dick handsome"
Flashing headlights for "I'm young, with all my mates, and we want a laugh at your expense"
Flashing interior lights for "where the fuck is that packet of ribbed, strawberry flavour rubbers"
Flashing photo floods for "where the fuck has stan got to"
A flushing sound usually means you're in a loo and someone has had a dump.
I hope this has been helpful. By the way, driving frantically from carpark to carpark and spearing every car with high beam is considered very impolite, and in some carparks the result has been an autoglass van replacing the windscreen just down the road.....
Use the force luke 
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Like most of the newbies on this site it looks as though sarcastic answers is all ur gonna get from the more "experienced" users on this site
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/dogging-rules.html
nope - it was a tongue in cheek answer. Better to point that out in a friendly way than totally ignore someone.
we may not be prolific posters - but we have been dogging for years. The subject of sites is a common one and a search will get all the answers you need.
