dogging tackle

2 Jun 2006

to celebrate our 1000 th post, we thought we'd share with you the contents of mrs dirty's dogging toolbox lol

they range from the all singing, all dancing show weapons, through to the warm-up titilation machines and flange and butt stretching no nonsence oriface destroyers....so, which to use in anger for our next photo shoot? decisions decisions :lol:

2 Jun 2006

Flippin eck Mr D, you could use that bottom one as a prop for the clothes line wink

And congratulations on your 1000th post, you are now an official member of the 'bollox' club kiss

3 Jun 2006

There's not many who get to a 1,000 without even leaving 'Dogging'!! Well done Unc!!
Mal

3 Jun 2006

omg

would love to bump into you 2 doggin sometime :)
jo xxx

3 Jun 2006

Thank heavens you don't plug those thigs in, could play havoc with the National Grid! confused

Congrats on the milestone and have fun kiss

:thumbup:

3 Jun 2006

thank ya kindly guys lol

i'd have been up to the 1000th yonks ago if it hadn't been for my occassional epic ramblings, but relieved all the same to have arrived on the other side unscathed..which is more than i can say for mrs dirty's fanny :cry:
all tools brought to our place of work in a carpenter's bag..laid out, and the best impliment for the job in hand selected with loving care..
the long-un at the top is for bending double..kinda like one in each end :lol:
the smaller one beneath, being for our very rare girl on girly shows..meeting of the flanges..
to get a perspective on things, the "relitively" small one on the left is supposed to represent the national average of 6:5 inches :shock: i'll let you use your imagination when it comes to grasping the stats on the "dick rambone" at the bottom :lol: :lol:
i've just realised..the bloody "john holmes" cyberskin one is missing..cost 85 quid an all :shock: already i've lost mrs dirty's "jeff striker" to one of the girls out dogging..she didn't want to part with it once she'd got a taste for it :cry:
if the united nations cop a sight of that little lot, they'll raid us :shock: :lol:

4 Jun 2006

Only a 1000?? so that means that despite the many late night ramblings and the comforting presence of Unc for such a long time, you've actually been quite restrained unlike some gobshites around here <looks around innocently and points at....anyone else lol

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So, to celebrate your milestone, I think a ceremonial handing out of mini pies in the car park is in order, followed by a speech from The Master and a toast before you give Aunty Dirty something to smile about with that little lot.....and you may as well chuck in some sparklers, although I'm not too sure where you should stick them but I'll leave that up to you Unc! wink

Thanks for all the laughs, the advice and the general Dogfoolery - you are without doubt one of my most favourite pervs! kiss

4 Jun 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
to celebrate our 1000 th post, we thought we'd share with you the contents of mrs dirty's dogging toolbox they range from the all singing, all dancing show weapons, through to the warm-up titilation machines and flange and butt stretching no nonsence oriface destroyers....so, which to use in anger for our next photo shoot? decisions decisions :lol:

Haven't you got any big ones? :shock:
:rascal:
Well done DD.... and 1000 'quality' posts at that wink

5 Jun 2006

Congrats to Dirtydoggers on your 1000th post.
Given the amount of batteries you must use I guess the Chemical hazzard team from Porton Down must come round to empty your bins. wave

5 Jun 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Thanks for all the laughs, the advice and the general Dogfoolery - you are without doubt one of my most favourite pervs!

awww, bloody hell.. redface

i can't even muster the imagination to have a bit of banter exchange will alan or bloke now :cry: that remark has made my stomach go all funny, like when you go over a hump back bridge in a car..i might even start grizzing, cause i like those sort of comments and don't often get them.. lol