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If no one replies to this then I am going to be alone in the woods in Prospect Park tonight, tugging furiously onto wet leaves - and I can think of better things.
confused
Oh I don't know... should at least be a few boy racers round now. rolleyes
I'm sure you won't be alone now the whole world knows where you'll be. Why not put an exact time on the board too so that the dickheads know exactly when to turn up rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Do you really think I should put the time on?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
See Blue......... he's got a sense of humour!!!!
he was joking... right?
No, I'm just stupid. Haven't you got work to do, anyway?
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Go away and read the rules and them decide for yourself whether or not you should put the time on your post
Yes, I have got work to do, but hey, who gives a shit, it will still be there tomorrow :roll:
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If no one replies to this then I am going to be alone in the woods in Prospect Park tonight, tugging furiously onto wet leaves - and I can think of better things.
confused

Most wankers do it by themselves.....................
And if your a commando...you do it with both hands cool
NawtyPaul
I did it with two commandos last night, does that count? wink
Tracy-Jayne
Do they jon_tj? How do you know!?
I'm not a commando either, but I go commando sometimes ..... but not after a curry!
Good job I have got a sense of humour --there's some serious people out there!
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Do they jon_tj? How do you know!?

It's common knowledge rolleyes
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......... but I go commando sometimes ..... but not after a curry!

Well, at least you can do one sensible thing...........
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Good job I have got a sense of humour --

Really - you fooled me
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there's some serious people out there!

More serious than you'll ever know
Whooooo...you're so scary jon_tj.......more than I'll ever know!!
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Oh, I don't think so.
If you keep saying what you're going to be doing, and WHERE you're doing it, you'll soon know what he means.
You know, sometimes I wonder why we bother...
People who go around casually posting their intentions to Dogg and give out locations and times, well they must have seen Crimewatch, surely? They must have seen pictures of faces bashed in, cars attacked with hammers, thugs making off with wallets, etc...
So if they don't care, why should we?
We should just take note of where these people are going to be, then visit the place up the road... 'cos that one will be safe as ALL the thugs will be laying in wait for the self publicists, won't they?
Who said I'm not smart... wink
Wow! - people do get the point! rolleyes
Mind you, I knew the sensible one's would.........
Time Out!!!!
I'm not a total spoon! I provoked a response, didn't I?
And chill out! I would neither put myself nor anyone else at risk ...ever...
..with this site, anyone half interested can contact me via a private message right?!
Sooo.... specific locations/times can be decided there, right?? Yes!
So stop talking as if I have a deathwish.
Remember... this is supposed to be fun.
Yes, it is.
Which is why it won't be if you keep telling every asshole where and when you're going to be at a place.
You not only put yourself at risk, but everyone else.
How do other people know you're genuine ?
Maybe you're another mugger setting the job up ?
Or worse...do you know that nearly as many men are as women ?
And before you start the hard fronting, most nutters could give tyson a hard time...
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Time Out!!!!
I'm not a total spoon!

That is a matter of opinion. rolleyes
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I provoked a response, didn't I?

<Sigh> Yes you did but I wonder if it's quite the one you were after?
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If no one replies to this then I am going to be alone in the woods in P*** P *** tonight, tugging furiously onto wet leaves - and I can think of better things.
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No doubt you spent the evening tugging onto wet leaves? Or may you had better things to do dunno
I for one don't believe for a minute that any sensible person turned up last night to give you hours of endless pleasure.
Getting a response is one thing, getting a good dogging session is quite another :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne (who doesn't advertise where she goes and as a result gets hours of safe clean fun with no problems wink )
redhot & jomu - is there no getting through to you? I thought you of all people believe that life is for living. Stop giving me a hard time. I give in, next time I dare leave a message I'll be as serious as sin, as boring as drying paint and as suggestive as a burnt marshmallow.
So why the constant sarcasm? Read my last message clearly and you may realise I'm anything but serious, but far from stupid. If all you can do is criticise...don't bother!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
T-J
Good advice Chris, and the reason why this thread is now locked.