youve all seen them...the sexy couple ...the patient doggers...placed carefully and discreetly away and awaiting the light on signal...all rampant yet patient.
And in comes the F******* A******** Moron who drives next to them full beam on,stares at them and wonders why they drive off!!!...Sometimes im surprised that the driver doesnt actually get out, climb on the bonnet of the couples car and sit there with a flashlight.
I was just wondering if there is any legal technicality that prevents me from placing dynamite in the offending drivers tailpipe or simply driving over the guys head??
Any legal boffins please respond...especially those with sexy other halves that are free to put on a show in a quiet Derby car park tonight !!
Sexpert
