alright,alright,i know what yer thinking,fuck me dirty,cant you do better than this?erm,well yes,but i didn't want to,ok.?...its a petty point,i know..and not one thats going to attract much controversy or debate,in fact i doubt anyone will dissagree,which my dear fellas,begs me to ask,why is this so often overlooked?...fingernails,long,jagged and disgusting fingernails...ok,so i've done satan's sausage and fiendish flange,but what about the nasty nail?..does this make me a hygiene junky,some sort of compulsive dissorder?,maybe,but i would assume if anyone had any notion of raming those digits into one of those soft pink pussies,then going in with what amounts to a fistfull of razor blades would be a trifle sadistic?.............allow me to months ago,a fragrant summer d was setting about a pretty little thing,initiating her in the arts of feminine love,man it was crazy,the little moans of ectasy,moans that were trying to be subdued,but couldn't excitement was outweighing the awareness of being watched by the small invited audience,it was proving too much for her,she was having to let go of her this point mrs dirty was knelt on the back seat,in doggy fashion,her face planted inbetween the victim's all got too much for one onlooker,who thrust his hand towards mrs d's jack and danny."er herm" said i,that wasn't his name,thats just what i did with me d turned around,"its ok if your nails are short"says then rather sheepishly holds his hand up,oh dear!"perhaps you had better not,only they look a bit rough"....well,five more minutes elapsed,and this young princess was cumming in grand style,the stiffled moans were now given full vent,the juices in full flow,her first girl on girl encounter was going well,then,"ooowwho the fuck was that",bloody edward scissorhands had gone and rammed his mitt in,cutting mrs d in the process!,and i mean had some kitchen roll to hand,and bloodied about three sheets."oh,sorry my dear,you're a bit sensitive",..well,that fucked things right up didn't it?...i mean,doing that when told not to is one thing,although i suppose it was like dangling a bonio in front of a spaniel,yeah,ok,still out of order i know,but those bloody nails..file them boys,please...................anyone care to differ?
I think this is a general hygiene thing more than anything else, I for one cant seen why guys can't have clean and trimmed nails, In fact I cant see why they cant be clean and trim all over really?? especially if they want a chance of being invited to play!!! I mean whats so difficult in cleaning under your nails? and giving them a trim now and then??
ooewww thats just nasty!!!
Well I have had no complaints (so far) lol
I always make sure the nails are nicely trimmed and clean.
As for the foreskin - whats a foreskin? lol
It's getting to the stage where I even lay off the garlic if its going to be a definate
If anyone wans to find out they just have to pm to arrange a meet!!!!!
perchance I see a business opportunity . If Mrs DD would display her charms , we could set up a mobile nail and manicure bar in the relevant carpark and make a mint !
Brings a whole new meaning to "French Polish"
Cleanliness is next to Dogliness
its when they still wear hi-karate youv'e gotta worry,redhot...still,better than nowt i imagine.
Having been a 'dogger' and also a 'doggee' over some forty years I have always prided myself in turning up to any dogging session cleanly bathed, freshly shaven and scrupulously turned out. and my partner, when I have one with me, in the same condition.
It's good fun having a shared bath before going out (sometimes it's such good fun we didn't even get out that night. lol.)
I'm always careful to be fully groomed. There may be some ladies out there who like a 'bit of rough' but not many approve of a badly turned out man.
Sometimes you win sometimes you don't, but it's all part of the game. If your into licking double cream topped off with fresh fruit from a ladies body, leave that at home, not everyone appreciates it. lol.
Dogging is fun as long as you remember your manners, e,g, I may take my hat off to a lady, but I do leave the rubber one firmly in place. lol.
Harry0.
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
Going out clean,well groomed and smart counts for a lot in all walks of life not just dogging,as i'm sure you all guys spend more time in the bathroom than women when they go out at the weekends,but don't seem to bother for the rest of the week(i'm not talking about us hygiene conscious SH members here but the general public). If you have no pride in your own appearance or general cleanliness and demeanour then how can you expect anyone else to?I see guys about every week who look like they could do with a good steamcleaning followed by a week in a rose let's face it, shape up or ship out.
Not listening to anything Shorter has twisted my noodle for the rest of the day.