First Dogging Experiance - Nitemare

28 Nov 2005

Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing sad

second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

28 Nov 2005

Awwwwwww MikeC, thats not good, funny though :giggle:
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28 Nov 2005

Bless :rose:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

Hehehe........... Well I know a man that makes a living out of fixing cracked bumpers amongst other things innocent

28 Nov 2005

Oh Mike you poor thing, sorry to hear you had a crap night, bloody funny tho.
You should of drove to manc and visit cupids wink

Big kisses for you Mike

28 Nov 2005

lol..............
yes well i feel blimen stupid..............
thanks to a certain member for advising me what to look for (i hope i didnt interupt this time)
MikeC

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
:
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

Trust you !!!!!!!!!! pmsl
Hope you didnt have those Boxers on :shock:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

I should'nt laugh but rotflmao

28 Nov 2005

Just for you MikeC

DD pmsl

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
Then omg the boys in blue turn up . . .
MikeC

Ahh! So *that's* why the phone went dead! I thought maybe you'd found some action and dropped the phone in your excitement wink

Better luck next time and sorry but I also rotflmao

at your bumper :evil2:
T-J xxxxxxxx

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...

The fabled and not often seen Dogging Tonight dance Mike, but it's hard to spot wink

Quote by MikeC
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

Sorry but

!! I'll keep my eyes peeled for a bashed in bumper around my area and give you a wave wave

28 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
Just for you MikeC

DD pmsl

i enjoyed that, im sure it dont apply to mike on a normal occasion
you should take a trip this way mike,
will c you on 3rd and give you details
my mate's bee enjoying himself loads
from what i hear

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
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BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
MikeC

mmm sees CRACK in bumper drops pants biggrin

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
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BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
MikeC

That bought back memories of a night a while ago when we were parked at our local site and a guy drove past,noticing Mrs D2 in the passengers seat, a quick u turn and a high speed reverse into a space so he could get a better view without leaving the sanctuary of his vehicle (or to spank the monkey without getting cold) was followed by the sound of splintering plastic as he managed to mount a low post with the rear of his vehicle,it was perhaps unkind of us both but we had to laugh,without even getting out to examine the damage he left dragging the damaged bumper behind him.
"Look what somebody did to my car dear"and i only popped in for a swift half on the way home he later expained to his wife.