Sorry, not been around for several weeks due to partner's work stuff. Therefore unable to be able to make any plans and instead have spent an entertaining few weeks doing - well, not a lot really.
Work stuff largely resolved so we took ourselves up to a very well known local site last night and spent much time watching some bizarre goings on in the middle of a car park. Car 1 - contents = 2 men + 1 woman. Car 2 - contents = several men with flashlights attached to their heads (and very attractive it made them look too... er...). Cars 3 - 25 parked quietly around the perimeter watching the goings on suspiciously. Car 1 parks in middle of car park. Interior light flashes several times, car then goes to park on side.
Couple in car next to us light cigarettes and look decidedly bored. I wonder if it is always like this and attempt similar bored expression so as not to look out of place.
Car 2 rushes to join car 1. Men with flashlights attached to their heads get out. peole in car 1 get out. Then appear to start swapping around seat covers and climbing in and out of each others cars. This goes on for 15 minutes or so.
Are we doing dogging wrong? Do we need to get flashlights and wander round looking like gynaecology students and get removal seat covers? Himself was happy to offer his services for gynaecological examinations (so noble), but I suspect his Dr credentials rapidly scribbled on a post it note in red crayon might raise a few eyebrows amongst General Medical Council members.
OK Dogging - we need to know more... so coming to a car park near you soon... one couple, however we may pass on the head gear and seat covers for the time being!