There we were, sat in 'our' car park, and in drives Mr tw@ - parks opposite us, and illuminates our car for a good 10 minutes. He then drives over and parks so close I thought he was gonna take my door handle off, backs up and moves next to us again, this time about 18 inches away.
Eventually he gets out and wonders round the car park for one lap, s-q-u-e-e-z-e-s between the two cars and taps on my window! I open the window and in my politest, unannoyed voice say WHAT! ----- "have you got the right time please??" he st-st-stutters!!
Go Away!says I, to which he slinks off back to his car, reverses away, and drives off after another illumination session.
Don't you just love 'em!
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Think we met his brother(s) last night, up here in the North West! Only he wasn't as polite!
Went out to what we call 'our' car park, just a couple of guys around, everything seems fine. My hubby and I just starting to have a bit of fun, couple of guys start to make their way over (after being invited of course) when an idiot on a scrambler motorbike comes screaming into the car park starts driving between the cars, stopping very close to the car and shining his headlight into it. He then starts shouting 'what you all doing here' followed by a load of abuse! This carried on for a while so we decided to go home and just not bother.
Went back to 'our' car park about an hour later, parked up, the same guys start to move a little closer when in comes Mr Boy Racer and his mates. They start doing wheel spins round the car park with the music (if thats what you can call it) turned on full! Considering it was about 2am by this point, it was a sure way of attracting Mr Plod, so again, we gave up and went home!
Last night I said that this would be the last time I would go out dogging. There are loads of nice guys out there but I just cant cope with all the idiots who spoil it for the rest. Seriously think that I won't be bothering again!
Went out to what we call 'our' car park, just a couple of guys around, everything seems fine. My hubby and I just starting to have a bit of fun, couple of guys start to make their way over (after being invited of course) when an idiot on a scrambler motorbike comes screaming into the car park starts driving between the cars, stopping very close to the car and shining his headlight into it. He then starts shouting 'what you all doing here' followed by a load of abuse! This carried on for a while so we decided to go home and just not bother.
Went back to 'our' car park about an hour later, parked up, the same guys start to move a little closer when in comes Mr Boy Racer and his mates. They start doing wheel spins round the car park with the music (if thats what you can call it) turned on full! Considering it was about 2am by this point, it was a sure way of attracting Mr Plod, so again, we gave up and went home!
Last night I said that this would be the last time I would go out dogging. There are loads of nice guys out there but I just cant cope with all the idiots who spoil it for the rest. Seriously think that I won't be bothering again!
oh live a million miles from us sweetheart,and as such,have never had the pleasure of meeting you,but,we feel saddened by the potential loss to the dogging scene of yet another couple.........the guys you describe are sexual inadequates,the loud noise and bravado is a mask for their low self esteem and small dicks......your apparant comfort with sexual performance is an irritation to them........another sunday sermon by dirtydoggers!! oh dear oh dear,i really need to get a life!
Sex God
........another sunday sermon by dirtydoggers!! oh dear oh dear,i really need to get a life!
I actually like getting a Sunday morning sermon when its that well put! just a pm from one of the guys there last night, and it turns out the police did turn up shortly after we went home!
You know what they say about guys with big cars have them to make up for other 'inadequacies' well, he certainly had a big motorbike! Is that the same? (Whoops my other half is going to kill me - he has a big car)
How many miles is it to East Anglia
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I actually like getting a Sunday morning sermon when its that well put! just a pm from one of the guys there last night, and it turns out the police did turn up shortly after we went home!
You know what they say about guys with big cars have them to make up for other 'inadequacies' well, he certainly had a big motorbike! Is that the same? (Whoops my other half is going to kill me - he has a big car)
How many miles is it to East Anglia
: :?: :?: :?: I'm not in any of these areas but I'm pissed off about these people who are intent on spoiling it for others.
I'm new to the scene, have visited a few places but not seen any action yet. People like these spoil it for everyone and makes the chances of seeing some action more remote!
All I want to do is to park somewhere a few good car lengths away from someone, wait for a signal, go and have a look, play with my self, give them a thumbs up and go home. It's getting disappointing that more couples are turning away from dogging
I'm new to the scene, have visited a few places but not seen any action yet. People like these spoil it for everyone and makes the chances of seeing some action more remote!
All I want to do is to park somewhere a few good car lengths away from someone, wait for a signal, go and have a look, play with my self, give them a thumbs up and go home. It's getting disappointing that more couples are turning away from dogging
i used to live in cheshire,so i know its a bloody long way from where we are now!!..we do have a wonderfull venue,its in the middle of the most beautiful forest,the lack of light pollution means the stars shine so parkd up,deer stroll past and fade into the mist,we are so lucky really,boy racers are never a problem and most of the guys are repectfull.....on a different note,my car is huge,it has to be in order to accomadate my enormous cock!!......hope you dont hang up your dogging knickers just yet!!
Sex God
I wont be hanging up my dogging knickers just yet, but I am just searching the internet for houses in East Anglia!
Before the 'idiot' arrive last night we were watching a couple of foxes having a stroll around the car park. Not quite the same as having deer, or the nice stars you have down there but still enjoyed it. Better than the wildlife which entered later haha. Just wish I had been into all this last time we stayed in Norwich!
Before the 'idiot' arrive last night we were watching a couple of foxes having a stroll around the car park. Not quite the same as having deer, or the nice stars you have down there but still enjoyed it. Better than the wildlife which entered later haha. Just wish I had been into all this last time we stayed in Norwich!
Sex God
Really did not mean to hijack your thread. Just got a bit carried away. :gagged: I will keep to the thread in future, but you know what us women are like, always waffling on about something. Infact did I tell you what I saw today on my way to work............
Sorry!!!!
Forgive me?
Sorry!!!!
Forgive me? 
