HAVE'NT HAD SEX 4 WEEKS AND I MEAN 4 WILL CUM LIKE A ROCKT

11 Sep 2005

hi all is any one interested in a dogging meet in liverpool or the ainsdale southport area tonight i'm a 30 male and new to this but recentley seperated and want try the thing's that really turn me on....................................p.s Noob can any one show me how (tell) to post a pic redface

11 Sep 2005

maybe read a copy of "how to prolong ejaculation"?

11 Sep 2005

:D :D

11 Sep 2005

dirtydoggers Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:08 am Post subject:
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maybe read a copy of "how to prolong ejaculation"?
wink

i don't think i'll need that as of yet ( not 4 another 2 weeks anyway) but if you've got a copy can u send it to me lol smile

11 Sep 2005

Hi Hornyfella, I think what the others are trying to tell you in their own little way is that the majority of people on here dont do 'Sympathy shags' but would rather meet someone because they found something about the person attractive, interesting, or just downright horny lol

You will also find that a lot of people dont necesarily meet people they know absolutely nothing about. They would rather that you hung around and used the forums for a while and they got to know you a little better before they would consider meeting you.
Remember that there are thousands and thousands of single males on here wanting to meet females/couple, what makes you so speical that they would want to meet you?
Good luck and I do hope you have fun, but remember patience and lots of it, is required if you are interested in dogging :lol:

11 Sep 2005

Although , amongst his other talents 'coming like a rocket' is I believe one of The Harrymeisters claims to fame , and its never done him any harm . We rather like a high trajectory show of appreciation LOLOLOL

11 Sep 2005

I heard the term
"rocket up his ass"
I wonder if this has any significance

11 Sep 2005

hey, horny fella, you've now had the standard baptism of fire, and took it like a trooper lol

no, you can't have a copy, i'm still learning from it :lol: welcome to the dogging board wink

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Although , amongst his other talents 'coming like a rocket' is I believe one of The Harrymeisters claims to fame , and its never done him any harm . We rather like a high trajectory show of appreciation LOLOLOL

Can I take this opportunity to point out that it was my good friends on here who gave me that label and I have never actually put it forward myself.
Now when are you going to come over and join us all one day Silk and Big G?
Regards
Harry Jones

12 Sep 2005

Well we know it must be true because Dirty Doggers dont speak with forked tongue (although he sometimes types with a spoon ) .
As far as visiting , well its is top of our list of things to do , when petrol comes back down below 98 pence a litre again :-)
Cheers H

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Well we know it must be true because Dirty Doggers dont speak with forked tongue (although he sometimes types with a spoon ) .
As far as visiting , well its is top of our list of things to do , when petrol comes back down below 98 pence a litre again :-)
Cheers H

those days are long gone :cry:

13 Sep 2005

harry "the rock" jones ehh? and to think, it was so nearly harry "the hat"..how different things could have been lol

:lol:
lets look back at the night harry met dirty..
there we were, pulled up next to "doggingtwo", when a lone figure appears out of the darkness, only to stand 15 feet away from our cars..this chap stands there for some moments before being illuminated by a passing vehicle..a pair of spectacles glint in the headlights, "fuck me, its a jap sniper" i remark to mr d2, "no, i think its harry, we're supposed to be meeting up with him"..."harry, is that you"?..."yes" comes the relieved reply.."come over, come and meet dirtydoggers"
twenty minutes later we have all relocated for some photo fun on the picnic table..things are hotting up nicely with the girls, and harry is invited to have a portrait sitting with them..things are getting silly and giggly, and for fun, i suggested harry lob for the photo..the legend was about to be born.
harry was struggling, he was trying to open the cage door, but the beast within was pushing against the bars..then it happened, there was an audible "whoosh" as the escaping organ sliced through the air, percribed an arc, then, having bounced of H's bellybutton, stood to attention with such force there was a resounding "thwanggg" similar to the sound of robin hood's arrow slapping into a sherwood oak. a recent docu-drama revealed to me a peculiar phenonomen. when a cannonball travels close to a person, the pressure differential can cause death. the term, oft used in the naval battles of nelson's era, was "wind of ball"..i now attribute the dissorientation i felt during harry's dramatic lob, to "percussion of pecker". the girls fell silent, lest the thing go for their throats, us lads were aghast..mrs dirty placed upon the rigamorticed organ, her hand, only to verify its authenticity..comments such as "isn't it hard, cor, its big isn't it, haven't seen one like that before" didn't upset mr d2 and myself too much :cry: :lol:
we were later treated to the spectacle of harry's now famed "speedwhack"..a technique honed through years of practice, and when administered by H, leaves an audience in no doubt they are watching a master masterbator at work..when i was younger, well, a couple of weeks ago anyway, i was caught red handed having a spank..my retort was, "its my thing, i'll wash the fucker as fast as i want"...harry's excuse would surely be he was trying to start a fire..the back and forth action of his hand reached feverpitch..for a moment it appeared to slow, but it was an illusion of course, our brains were not proccessing the information fast enough, the visual signal was lagging behind the incredible pace..when harry's hand appeared to be moving backwards, in a similar manner to john wayne's wagonwheel, we could only look on in awe..all i can say is "harry m'boy, you can pump my bike tyres up anytime son, just spare me the explosive finale"
harry proved himself to be one of the boys though..a right good sport and game for a laugh..never a dull moment when harry is on site..

13 Sep 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Oh my god, he is going to be so embarrased when he reads that!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Sep 2005

I'm sat here trying to drink a hot toddy as I feel one of my sore throats coming on, and four times I have nearly spat said drink across room as I collapsed into fits of mirth.
Thanks for a great post mate.
Speaking of being a good sport, I now have the photo's of me freezing to death naked inside a large wooden object at the location where we first met, taken on a recent jaunt up there. I'll e-mail them on for a laugh.
Regards
Harry Jones