heaven scent

25 Jun 2005

don't panic guys, this ain't one of my psycho anaylitical ramblings..more a cry for help..i've posted a similar request previously, but can't recall the answers, if any..
ok, i'm no expert on perfume, but i know certain aromas can ellicit a boner..i'm in the market for purchasing mrs dirty something erotic smelling and appropiate to our nocturnal beastliness wink

mrs dirty's recent choice has been white musk, which, although pleasant to the nostrils has undoubtedly had the effect of attracting rutting stags..not the sort of thing i wish to deal with whilst bent over looking for me car keys..
in a short lived tribute to the 70's biker chick retro look, she doused herself in patchouly..kept the mosquitos away, but fuck's sake, it was like shagging lemmy of "motorhead"..don't want to go down that route again.
then there was the time recently, upon enquiring to a sales assistant as to the name of a certain fragrance.."its called.."come to me" sir"..i took one sniff, and announced, "well it doesn't smell like "cum" to me" at which point she threatned to call security to evict me from the premises.. :shock:
now, i'm often of the opinion, that the fragrance wafting across a carpark is instrumental in establishing the first twitchings of a doggers shafting tackle in the same way that the smell of onions eminating from a hot-dog wagon never fails to give me a stiffy..but whilst attire is often chosen with care and dependant on mood, it seems that the smellies are often applied with less consideration..
with that in mind, i would like to ask you lads which fragrances are generally considered to be the horniest smelling things available? don't worry, i'm prepared to push the boat out on this one, so even if its as much as a fiver, so be it, lets go for it..
the mods might consider this thread more appropiate for the cafe, but i will say i'm looking for a perfume particularly suited to dirty carpark sex..in fact i could invent my own, and market it as "dogger"..hey, theres a thought cool

25 Jun 2005

I think 'Tweed' and 'Brut' are on offer at a well-known high street chemist - might be close to that Â£5 mark, though.

25 Jun 2005

I always get brut as it's well under a fiver and I think it's great, but I did once splash out on a bottle of Old Spice.
It's that Seventies yearning in me you know. I did bid on E-bay once for some Hai Karate but it got too expensive.
Regards
Harry Jones

26 Jun 2005

I'm not a bloke but I am a woman with a pretty reasonable working knowledge of perfume and blokes reaction to it. D&G's Light Blue is a bit of a hit, but usually with the ladies - ooops! Mind you my b/f finds that an appealing concept in itself and bought me another bottle the moment mine ran out. Lush do a perfume called Karma, now this has an aroma somewhat reminiscent of Kensington High Street in the 1970's so although there is a hint of patchouli, it is girlyfied with lots of lemongrass and orange. Men seem to love it and presumably all that girlyness takes away that eau de Motorhead edge to it. Only trouble is it rather exceeds your Â£5 budget. You could take her to a Lush, spray her with the tester bottle, whip her up to the nearest picnic area and guage the reaction (rather suspect the lemongrass may have added benefit of warding off mossies and other biting insects) I have some old bottles of 'Tramp' and 'Just Musk' somewhere, 3/4 full too - yours for 50p and a Forest Fruit Kitkat!

26 Jun 2005

ahhh, delerium, that was the answer i was seeking..in fact your screen name is suggestive of an upmarket fragrance in itself..harry, although well meaning, has evidently been on his " theakston's extreme ball basher" ale again, the notion of splashing mrs dirty all over with "brut" ain't really what i envisaged, although the mention of "hi-karate" acted as confirmation that i had posted the subject before..it also served as a reminder that it became a little abstract, with guys queueing to avail the ladies of their expensive taste of "boarmate"..
my mission is to now seek out those two perfumes you mentioned, somehow, i feel i won't be dissapointed. sod the expense.. wink

26 Jun 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
ahhh, delerium, that was the answer i was seeking..in fact your screen name is suggestive of an upmarket fragrance in itself..harry, although well meaning, has evidently been on his " theakston's extreme ball basher" ale again, the notion of splashing mrs dirty all over with "brut" ain't really what i envisaged, although the mention of "hi-karate" acted as confirmation that i had posted the subject before..it also served as a reminder that it became a little abstract, with guys queueing to avail the ladies of their expensive taste of "boarmate"..
my mission is to now seek out those two perfumes you mentioned, somehow, i feel i won't be dissapointed. sod the expense..

Try something like Nina Ricci's Premier Jour. Ok, you'll choke when you see the price but its a spicy scent and I've never had a complaint....except when G's queuing up to buy it! :wink:

26 Jun 2005

I'd maybe go for the D&G as the Karma comes only in parfum (as opposed to eau de toilette) which means the smells lasts VERY well and depending on your level of interaction with the thronging lustful mass which are drawn bisto ad like towards your lovely lady, they may end up smelling of it for rather longer than they might care for.
I see the Forest Fruit Kitkat is not forthcoming - rats.
Lovely day, time to go get near nekkid and flash the locals

26 Jun 2005

harry, although well meaning, has evidently been on his " theakston's extreme ball basher" ale again

I wish, I only had a half pint of Osier Cutter, before moving onto my local dogging location where I wasted an hour sat on me own with some bunny rabbits listening to the sounds of youths laughing, swearing and driving their cars like total dickheads about half a mile away.
There was more sensible driving witnessed on the dodgems at the funfair I was at earlier but being a boring old sod, who would rather be in a pub drinking tea with a granny, I found no fun at all in being hurled around in the air!
Regards
Harry Jones

26 Jun 2005

Mmm can't beat a nice spicy perfume, none of that flowery grandma stuff! Go and have a sniff of Rush Summer (Gucci) and Gucci EDT (the brown box, not the pink box...errrr :twisted: ), both have a very sexy scent. Paloma Picasso is quite good too, it used to be my guaranteed to pull perfume back in the day...never failed!
But if you really do want to spend Â£5 max, try some Shake & Vac, the orange blossom version smells good and it'll double up as talc, saving you a few pennies into the bargin wink

26 Jun 2005

Believe me, it's too gritty for talc! :shock:

26 Jun 2005

Sounds like the voice of sore experience lol

26 Jun 2005

Rememer that old joke....
"I would like to but some talc, where do you keep it?"
"Walk this way and I will show you"
"If I could walk that way I woould not need the talc!" etc etc........ wink

26 Jun 2005

Try parking up in your local rugby club car park next time.
Rugby players don't care what it smells like as long as they can drink it !! lol